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So there I was. At my first music festival. After my most recent personal brand installation (AltBro Version 1.1). Not gonna lie–I was jacked up (on Sparks + 5HourEnergy). I was ready for electrobangers, meaningful crowd surfing on rafts, and just being myself–being free. I downloaded a bunch of free mp3s from my favourite discobloghouse blogs, and I was able to identify every single song in every single DJ set before any of my alternative peers. I am one of the world’s leading scholars on the history of electro after 2k7. Have yall heard of the internet site hypemachines?
I am at a festival. There are tons of interesting people here looking to have a good time.
My experience will be meaningful. I am an active participant in relevant cultural activities. I am an alternative brother. The keyword is brother. I am a part of a family. I am a part of something bigger than myself. My alternative family ‘gets’ me. Our alternative context gives us a way to evaluate & appreciate the world around us.
Alternative Brother. I am. AltBro is I.
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yall are probably familiar with Heartrevolution through either their band/ice cream truck/lifestyle brand.
Kinda hope it drives through my alternative neighborhood on Halloween so I don’t have to go trick or treating to hunt-and-gather food 4 the next month.
IS n e 1 else worried about their lil ‘truck of treats’ melting?
Remember before the ‘financial crisis’ when people were worried about ‘global warming’? Kinda glad this ‘financial collapse’ happened cuz I can relate to it on an authentic level, instead of an ‘abstract’ ‘concept’ like the ‘ice caps’ ‘melting.’ Nvr rlly believed in globes warmsing.
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Carles, you got ice cream for Halloween?
…all I ever got was fucking popcorn balls. Jesus Christ.
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that is carles at the top!!!!!
OMG
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I looove this post, CRLS.
Hey, why is the AA ad on the side about swimsuits if its practically snowing in NYC?
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does energie rush from it add to globl warnning?
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Body heat frm dancing/’getting crazie’ causes entropy…and that makes the altuniverse more RaNdOm. So i guess global warming is a good thang?
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when u ‘blog this good,’ i just want ‘2 tug u’ all nite long.
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showing off bloghause tracks hahahaha.. thats what i do!!!
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that dood is a flamer
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your words are like poetry. i think this post on alt-bros is the best thing you’ve written yet! it gave me chills…
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//////////Reply by vinzclortho
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
@anony mouse,
gave you chili’s*
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HAHHAHAHAHHAH thats exactly me you are describing in a way…..so i guess his an ALTBRo minus the head band…..
by the way bag raiders kick ass….where did u get that pick
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//////////Reply by somehpstr
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
you’re a flamer as well brahhh
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Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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that fucking ice cream truck is pretty close to me. omg.
HRO HITTING HOME.
MELTING MY BRAIN.
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