[Photo by Easy Fashion]
Yall. Don’t u hate how the Earth is getting hotter and the ice caps are melting more water into the ocean? Wonder if Spring Break will even happen if the beaches are flooded. It’s interesting how designers are meeting challenges of the future by providing ventilation within our clothing. Hopefully AmAppy/UrbOutfitties manages to integrate ventilation into their 2k10 fashion lines. It’s gonna be ‘hella hot’ when 2k10 comes around. Defs gonna suck pretty hard, but I’m confident that our designer-saturated workforce will come in handy by then. Everything will work out, yall. Have a lil faith.
Is ‘globy warmy’ ruining everything, or ‘helping us 2 think abt stuff with a critical mind? (kinda like a progressive high school history teacher)
BUT SRSLY
Are GOLD shoes for ass holes?
[Photo by Diane Pernet]
ARE GOLD SHOES FOR ASS HOLES?
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the lead singer from hot chip has bright orange shoes….
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“the lead singer from hot chip has bright orange shoes….”
FCKN NTRSTNG
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//////////Reply by anonymousquared
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
@wow,
i agree. cool story.
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no they are for feet i think
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//////////Reply by badkharmala
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
you win a chili’s gift card for that one :)
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Only if you don’t want them to be gold nEmore:\
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gold shoes are for AltBros, but only if they can pull them off
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OMG yall I’m gonna be Tommy Sunshine 4 Halloween.
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Global Warming is awesome. It’ll lead to hotter winters and, thus, more music festivals where entry level alts and altBros can dry hump one another and toss beach balls in the air while listening to MGMT, Vampy Wkend, and CSS. <3 CSS…
Gold shoes are wonderful. They’re not for you commoners, however. I frequently carry a picture of me in my gold shoes inside my coin purse, next to my monocle.
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jezuz. gold shoes are for ASSHOLES
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//////////Reply by sef to death
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
@cannedapplause,
Not wearing gold shoes makes you a mnstrmr
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of course they’re for assholes, they’re jeremy scott’s
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shuttershade dresses = major tugkill… goldie shoes are s000 altbro, even I got a pair but they got muddy at my local festival/justice gig/farmers market…
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in the future clothes will have shark gills, and that future is here
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Y’all R dumb…they’re gillz fer when shez gots to live underwater cuz the surface of the earth is like 2k12 degreez. duh.
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//////////Reply by piotr
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
rusheen murphy seems the type to dig undersea livin
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lol…I dint even see the post B4…R drugz bad 4 U?
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Global warming is so 2k6… Peak Oil is the hot meme.
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i have gold stilettos n i work it. whatevs.
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i want a sparks.
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Is that Jewel, y’all? She’s like 2k20 jewel.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted October 11th, 2008 at 1:34 am
@Christina,
OMG!
YOU’RE SUCH AN ENTRY-LEVEL-ALT.
if that’s not the case,
then your lame wannabe post-ironic comment sucks.
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@enx
That girl’s dress looks like a razorblade peepee shredder.
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i like how this post started out being about manbangs but then in a surprise twist ending was really about gold shoes. it’s just like in college when you start out learning about eastern religion and buddhism and stuff, but then you realize that you are really learning about your school’s sexual harassment policy.
nice werk carles on this one.
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sup i think gold shoes are one of nature’s ways of saying “DO NOT TOUCH” like red spots. you let it slide cuz your drunk and he keeps giving you key bumps but when you get back to his house you find out he is one of those ppl who collects garbage or has hundreds of hampster cages along the back wall of his room. just my opinion yall.
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted October 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
@littlebanger, that was funnie
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Gold shoes will be standard issue in the ‘lectro wars. reflect musical lazor beams harmlessly.
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i saw those gold winged sneakers on kanye wests blog (which i olny read when im real bored and want to see innovative furnature) and they are fucking stupid. all the fat black/cuban chix were drooling over them, i hate when fashion turns into ghetto shit. KILL KARMALOOP.COM
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Don’t Roisin Murphy look goooood.
What a dame!
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