HRO ALT GADGET WATCH [Tecknologie News]

Yall, I’m trying to be a better blogger, and gain a very wide audience so that people feel like they can come to HRO instead of going to CNN.com, the HuffingtonP0st, Gizmodbro, your RSS reader, or even your local newspaper’s poorly configured site.

In order to bring u more content, I am introducing more tecktonicology coverage so that u can stay in touch with the latest gadgets that appeal to ur altLifestyle. Whether it’s an iPhone, gPhone, or Dell desktop, technology helps u take ur personal brand to the next level. TCHNLGY also makes our lifeses’ better cuz we can use the internet more to consume information, products, and services almost every minute of the day.

I’m usually used to blogging about music+trends+altdom+teen issues, so I would appreciate ur feedback, and maybe some interesting technological products/services that I can blg abt.

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I just bought a new GooglePhone, but I kinda regret it. Even though most technological improvements are based around getting smaller, faster, and more portable, this new phone seems like it is trying to tap into some sort of ‘authenticity factor’ by being bulky and wired.

[Photo by Pregnant Goldfish]
Should I buy this HUMAN PHONE? It would be hard for me to go back to a phone with a cord. I’m not sure if the phone-human would match my personal brand either. Maybe if it came with a lot of customization options, and it could perform daily tasks like ‘balancing my checkbook/debit card’ and ‘buying stuff @ my local organic food market.’ It has to come with the game “SNAKE” or else I would not be interested at all. I’m not sure if I would want an AZN model or maybe a girl-with-gladiator-shoes+kute-bangs model would be fine. Only after that would I consider giving up my blackBerry, and switching to the Human Phone.

Since I’m p00r, I would also appreciate if they had a pay-as-you-go option.
Do yall know what u do with the human when u r done with using it as a phone?
Technology is great, but it does have it’s downsides, yall. Gotta think about ‘the big picture’ if u wanna get into a Top 20 university/Top 50 Art College.

xx BONUS unReleased Product Images xx

Can’t tell yall where I got these, but these are what the next iPhones are gonna look like. They look kinda ‘retro.’