
I am fashionable by being unfashionable.
I am me by being some one else.
I am modern by reenacting the past.
I hope that non-fashionable fashion is big in 2k9. Not in a ’shuttershadey’ way, but in a historical/old Russian woman way. I think we’re approaching an era where ‘bright colours’ will be out. As opposed to dressing with the goal of proving that you are free-spirited/are ‘an individual’, I feel like we will start dressing like we live in an oppressed society. We will seek to look more ‘uniform’ as an alternative population. We have grown tired of the contest to ‘try to look like the zaniest alt alive.’
Is n e 1 else excited about the future?
[Photo by The StreetWalker]




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18 Comments
i <3 men in skirt. this one looks tough.
does the future include energie rush?
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does my future include scurvy leg sores?
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//////////Reply by sokalwavegrrrl
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@adub,
oh shit how can i get scurvy quick?!! can i just fake it by cutting myself??
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somebody has been reading 1984…
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//////////Reply by Hemaly
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
@ben, That book gave me nightmares, holy shit.
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Blacks Greys and browns lets do it, fuck neon colors.
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//////////Reply by veal
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
only tragic infants wore neon in the first place
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Is this a man? A woman? ?
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//////////Reply by RaZN
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@ootz ootz,
itch a ruzzian
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I was just in Tel Aviv, we walked through this intersection daily to get to the beach. Those two buildings in the background make this by far the most attractive intersection in that entire city.
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//////////Reply by childpred
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
@Carissa Wodehouse,
this is in tel aviv? no fucking wonder! israeli’s can’t dress for shit.
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i’m alt by being mnstrm
i’m straight by being gay
i’m pizza by being pasta
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//////////Reply by mstrcnt
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvnm,
lol x lol = LOL ^ 2
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Backlashing
–The one thing white people do undeniably better than black people (except for making un-PC jokes about how black people have a lower standard of living).
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yes, this is totally accurate although i think the neon backlash started happening 6 or 7 months ago? the leg sores are brilliant though.
@qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvnm,
‘I am pizza by being pasta’ made me shit laughter.
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d00d this is fucking bullshit, do you think i have time for this piece of goddamn shit post?????? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. Halloween is in like 24 fucking hours…. will being justice enhance my lifestyle brand? Is that want i want to align myself with? WTF WTF WTF
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@icthyosaur, u need to smoke a fattie n chill 0ut
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
@icthyosaur,
u don 2 mutch blow off ur iphone bud
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OMG MAH MOM WILL BE SO EXCITD. SHE IZ ALL UP ON TEH CONSENTRASHUN CAMP LOOK.
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@ “im pizza by being pasta”
fucking. amazing.
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as long im kewl does it matter what i have to do>>?
trooth, i would be probably be an alt bro but lately im defaulted to alt bag jist cause i have no one to be cool with. so i am alone and hipped out for no reason
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i think it is irony. it is fueling everything these day. like my entire wardrobe. nothing is as ironic as seeing such dress in such a city.
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i like shooting heroin in my legz too! kewl!!!
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this is a terrible idea!!
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haha. i wonder why so many people took this post s000 seriously.
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Shouldn’t you have a tokyo police club video accompanying that post?
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