Yall, remember when HRO used to be about finding the kutest bangs in the world, instead of alt-breasts?
[Photo by Preggers Goldfish]
This trio of banged triplets reminds me that life isn’t all about finding the perfect alt breasts. Even though you see kute bangs every day if you live in an authentic setting, we often take them for granted. We always want what we can’t have–alt breasts in our moufs.
Anyways, I really want to ‘get back to my roots’ with HRO 2.0.
Remember the twins with bangs?
Remember when I wondered which female AltCeleb had the best bangs?
Finding authenticity = coming to terms with ur past. Love all yall for supporting me & my quest for self awareness + the perfect alternative _______.
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carlyz u’v gone off the deep end dawg liking bangs more than titz is the first step down the slippy slope to F4Gtown. its like the 1 guy in ur altbro pack who every1 is pretty sure is a ghey and whenever u talk abt chicks he wants to talk about who has the nicest eyez and ur like JUST SUCK DICKS ALREADY TYLER WE ALL KNOW UR GHEY ITS NOT A BIG DEALZY” just wanted 2 get that out there (sry tyler)
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LOL ^^^
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ps: being able to comment in the HRO font makes me feel more authentic and even a little more “relevant”
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jesus they all look alike. i guess being an individual is too mainstream now.
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hai
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Bangs will always be in style and get better as time passes… much like a fine wine and Sir LL Cool J.
Love,
a half azn with bangs
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alt-breast in mouf isnt rly all that hard, you just gotta COMMIT! (or wear tighter pants. if they guess you’re gay at first then ur soo in)
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//////////Reply by alt girl
//////////Posted October 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
@Anonymous, that is definitely the answer!!
tight pants = letting you get a quick grab of the goods
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i love bangs
but this chick is totally showing off her Marc Jacobs bag!
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I know these girls.
Wow.
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i have ‘those bangs’
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is there such a thing as a kutie with perfect alt breasts *and* bangs? or is that as rare as a vision of the virgin mary in a village in south america? perhaps that is the true quest.
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omg so jeallin’ over red shirt girls hair
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dey b bangin
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i made out with the girl on the right
back when i had hair past my shoulders and bleached women’s jeans and
i feel… so alt…
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as long as she doesn’t have that much hair on her coochuracha it’s all systems go prince carles
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okkkkkk… carless, judging from this slightly more post-HRO 1.0(a.k.a. selfParody[jk, but not rly]) oriented post, i feel lyke ur getting hellllllaaa desperate regarding ur posts. maybe i kno just the thing that could help u get back on track. i think u need another “WHAT HAPPENED TO…” post. srsly, its been what, 50 blog years??? Possible ‘what happened to…’ ideas: ‘Kayne West’, the word, “folks”, HRO, camo, the tru altBro, post-plaid era, the Jooooouusteeeces, the ‘Teenagers’, Pitchfork and its ‘.tv’ ‘vlog’, etc.
I mean, I think u could E zilly come up with sum pretty good 1s?
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those HOES are so0o0o0o ooo f1n3 ñññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ
HAWT
from mexico with luve
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