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If ur gonna retire, ur gonna be replaced.

Yall, I remember when M.I.A. retired. We wondered what she was gonna do. Even though she married some Bro who is in the music industry, u always have to know that as a performer, there’s a chance of being replaced. When u become an ‘artist’/'entity’, it is only a matter of time b4 u r REPLACED.

Do yall think she is more marketable to mainstreamers than “Kala”? Or is M.I.A. an approachable alt who mainstreamers can identify with on a ‘mainstream hip hop’ level?

[via Mad Decent Blog]


Is this a biographical song written by M.I.A. but performed by LaFonda?

Should I post this vid every time I blog about “Paper Planes”?

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Don’t yall h8 it when people say that Jay-Z is an authentic rapper? Can n e 1 who does a ‘LIVE MASHUP’ album with Linkin Park be that authentic? I feel like he’s gotten less authentic every year he has been alive.

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21 Comments

  1. anony
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    I must say that Reasonable Doubt was an amazing record. Skee is pretty much the most authentic hip hop beat maker ever.

    ‘See you at the craps tables, meet me by the one that starts a G up and we can have a pleasant time sippin margaritas j-j-jeeeuh.’

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    //////////Reply by Gaspard
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    @anony, Ski ≠ dj skee. Dumbass, ya’ll

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  2. Brendan
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    post more about the new panda bear remix “Boneless”

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  3. JZ
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    LUV THAT ALBM

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  4. asdasd
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Jay-z = best rapper alive.
    watch the black album DVD.. it is life changing

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    //////////Reply by Gaspard
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    @asdasd, If you’re a closeted gay with aspirations to be Jay-z’s groupie. How did it change your life? The better question is: how pitiful must your life had been in order for a crappy concert DVD to change it?

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  5. Grammar Police
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    no but i hate it when people spell hate h8- GET SOME NETIQUETTE!!!

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  6. JZ
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    grammy!!!

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    there are so many problems with lafonda’s picture that i want to shoot the marketing team behind it.

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  8. anonymousquared
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    I was at my neighborhood Sears photo center when Lafonda took that glamour shot. Could u blog about that video and the girl that calls herself “Jizzicuh”….i didnt realize the 2 grls 1 cup ladies entered the music biz…

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    //////////Reply by FGGT
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    @anonymousquared,

    Jizzicuh=LOLZ^2

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    //////////Reply by anonymousquared
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    @FGGT,
    This is the test video Marlee Matiln commissioned for the National Association of the Deaf’s ‘Paper Planes’ (Sign Language Remix)…l8tr rejected cuz she found out that AmyCore is actually a mute and Jizzicuh’s personal brand had ‘mystery’ stains all over it

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  9. 65e56e5
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    i can’t believe i missed that pantomime youtube performance, carles. besides shooting myself in the head, i would definitely opt for early retirement too after seeing that farce…

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  10. theblippiest
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    LAFONDA = HOT TRANNY MESS.

    PAPERPLANS ViD:
    One on the left = MAiNSTREAMER, NO PERSONAL BRAND.

    One on the right = alt ferser, love her. miss her.

    jAYZ = not authentic. good rapper
    but he said “that bloke from oasis said i can’t play guitar, somebody shouldn’t have told em i’m a fucking rockstar”…. hmmm, i think trey told em’

    i love yalll

    SO MUCH.

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  11. 2fast2curious
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    is jay-z considered post rap because he has found a way to be successful without using lyrics that actually rhyme?

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  12. badkharmala
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    is this the new paper planes remix?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU

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    //////////Reply by Popusa con Pelo
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    @badkharmala, too little too late
    get with the times. everyone knows she swagger jacked wreckx-n-effect chorus and sampled the clashes
    “straight to hell”

    obiviously youre one of them

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    //////////Reply by badkharmala
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    @Popusa con Pelo, i’m one of what? just b/c everyone knows doesn’t mean i can’t bring it up for alolts?

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  13. Popusa con Pelo
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    “amycore” and “jizzycuh” look like the dancers from aphex twins “window licker” video

    does anyone remember the show my brother and me

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    //////////Reply by theblippiest
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    YES!

    i remember that showwwwwww.

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    //////////Reply by drezzzy
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    Amycore was in my third grade class. We played N*sync edition Uno at recess together

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  14. amf
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    CARLES, NYLON TOLD ME MIA DIDNT REALLY RETIRE?!

    WHO DO I BELIEVE?

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  15. HOLLY
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    1. WHY IS HER NAME LAFONDA?????????????

    2. PLEASE LET THAT SONG DIE….PLEASE( AND LET IT TAKE “LES ARTISTS” WITH IT TO THE GRAVE) WHEN YOUR 50+ MOM IS BUMPING IT IN THE CAR, AND NON ALT 13YR OLDS R REQUESTING IT AT THEIR SCHOOL DANCE… ITS TIME TO LET IT GO

    3. THAT COMMENT (JZ = BEST RAPPER ALIVE) LISTED ABOVE, JUST KILLED HIP HOP (MAY BE U SHOULD REDEFINE YOUR GUIDELINES)

    RIP HIP HOP!!!!!!
    ITS BEEN REAL

    4. I THINK THE PP VIDEO WITH THE AMEX CARDS SUB FOR VISA SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT PP VIDEO

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  16. anonamis
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    way too much teeth goin on there

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  17. ary da bro
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    FYI, MIA is preggie pregnanttttttt

    baby win?

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  18. xavier
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    this is hilarious. while I am a HUGE hip hop fan Jay-z is no longer cool.

    At one time during Blueprint era, where he singlehandedly introduced the world to Kanye West, he was the top rapper no matter who you asked but now he is soooo unathentic

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  19. jizzicua69
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    Jizzicua yalls.

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  20. Posted October 11, 2008 at 2:58 am | Permalink

    H.R.O., why is everything so arbritrary??

    to make this question more relevant please relate it to ur “altBag or altBro” series.

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  21. Posted October 14, 2008 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    Is this from that Sit and Be FIt show?
    lks fit

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