Important questions

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1. littlesparrow
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

   authentic alt_tetes should numb ur gums real good.

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2. Gaspard
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

   Sweet but not perfume-y. With the help of the fggt bar or a loser/ lonely, computer friend. Sure. That’s what I’ll be. Rushmore > Bottle Rocket. Don’t show anyone the money, unless ur an altFggt. :)

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3. on ableton's side
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

   http://createdigitalmusic.com/2008/10/17/ableton-joins-serato-in-partnership-digital-vinyl-for-live/#more-4311
   unity in a time of electro war? WTF

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4. sarah
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

   maybe the lil kid from jerry macG

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5. fuck dat
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

   i watched jerry maguire on hbo last night too

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6. Anonymous
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

   you should totally be some supposed reality character from projeckt runway. than you’d get recognized by inspiring 14 year old girls who just totally love using the word fierce with their friends.

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7. anonymous
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

   i think whatever u are for halloween it should make people “question” reality.

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8. SPARKZ89
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

   Alt titties mostly taste like a mix of sweat, vegan fartz, and whatever her vices are.

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9. jh
   Posted October 20, 2008 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

   perfectest alttit ever.

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10. anonymous
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    YOU ARE GOING TO BE JEFFREY DAHMER DRESSED AS JUSTICE FOR HALLOWEEN, REMEMBER??

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11. dick phorr
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 12:48 am | Permalink

    every true alt knows bottle rocket > all other wes anderson. rushmore is pretty authentic (despite altbag gone mainstreamer jay schwartzmanegger); royal tenenbaums and life aquatic are not totally mainstream, but entry level 4 sure; darjeeling limited is strictly 4 the gheys.

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12. skinrat
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 2:18 am | Permalink

    alt breasts are all salty/sweaty from a buzzd out night on the d-flo’

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13. fridays
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 5:43 am | Permalink

    that altbro in the blue shirt next to gheyoki has the perfect alt b00bs.

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14. anonymous
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    All of you people with attention spans of 5 year olds, who listen to electro and dress like Justice for halloween, and think that this site promotes your cause are mistaken. You’re just being mocked like on Gawker’s blue states loose. It’s funny how so many of you just don’t get it.

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
    //////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    

    @anonymous,

    WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE DOUCHEBAG.

    WE ALL GET IT. WE ARE PLAYING ALONG, YOU DUMBASS.

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15. Camer0n
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    Damn – Owen Wilson looks like Josh Homme…

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16. smehipstr
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    how does that guy fit in that hamburger shirt?

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17. S
    Posted October 29, 2008 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I’m going to be Inez for Halloween.

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