Yall. I was watching PitchforkTelevision/CurrentTV/VBS/yewtewb, and I saw this ad that was encouraging alternative males to give their lives’ for the electro War. Are yall gonna enlist?
“I Thank God I’m a Soldier”
I’m not sure if I agree with the way that this advertisement glorifies WAR. The ElectroWar is not going to be fun, games, and tecktonic dancing. People are gonna die. When it’s all said and done, most of the world will be iPodless.
I wish people could see that ElectroWar soldiers are often unfortunate upper middle class males who will not be able to fulfill their parents expectations. After brief stints at art colleges, most electroWar soldiers are just searching for meaning by staring at death in the eye. They are victims of class, yall. Kinda like how poor minorities have 2 go 2 Iraq/Afghanny since they dropped out of HS but still want to learn technical computer skills and be in bad ass commercials with jets and cool stuff like weapons.
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dear carles,
when you said afghanny I laughed so hard I sharted my pants. do hipsters shart/fart/shit?
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p.s. I didn’t like that video. he is a ghey. I think he is also azn or maybe mexi. he moved his arms way too much.
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hes a total 905er, you can tell by his beauty euro mullet and fake D&G belt
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Fuck, when will those 905ers learn, honestly.
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CRLS:
Your attention needs to be focused on the elusive female altBro, aka the altBra:
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/yesmen/slides/IMG_0811.html
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//////////Reply by Lukas
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 12:21 am
@Dale William,
FTL
It’s not “altBra” you idiot, it’s altBroad.
HRO n00b.
and they’re FAR from elusive.
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//////////Reply by LKTROzMUZK2
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:22 am
@Lukas,
altBra is too homophonic to altBrah which is Ghey.
and If u knw anything about bro/brah semantics, ud knoe that bro = brah.
Besides, as DW pointed out, HRO already has precedent for the girl eqy 4 the altbro: either the altBroad or the altHoe.
So lukas read sum clasick posts and find out what ur talking about or suck on stevie gheyokis goose, FGGT!
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//////////Reply by LKTROzMUZK2
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:23 am
@LKTROzMUZK2,
oh and btw this is supposed to be @dale not lukas
Dar Crls, thank you very much for the post and keeping us in your thoughts. Of course, we very much keep you in our thoughts and prayers. My fellow ladies at last nights bible study are so excited to hear that you have been able (with God’s help) to find the blow on ipod nano’s that makes you happy. We furiously pray for you – God loves you. Take care!
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yall, just got drafted. :(
i’ll always remember our relationship as purely tektonic.
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Dar Carles
I’m glad that amanda xtronx <3 HRO and I found this video for you last nite, when searching for electro weapons to use against the mnstrmrs.
Drop rcrds not pants,
Greasy
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We definitely need a draft in order to put life into perspective for this awful and useless generation.
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car-less,
how did you knowww?
i<3tecktonik
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