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Can we officially name this Blipster "The Blippest Blipster Alive"? I know he may not be the traditional blipster who can only express himself with a tall tee (+ large print text) and some 'fly kicks', but I feel like if Blipsterdom had an 'essence', this bagbro would probably transcend it.

[Photo by EZ Fashion]

Or do u think we need to consider some other BlackAlt, like the TVoTR guy?

Or is it Santogold?

Or after recent events, can OJ Simpson finally prove that he is 'the altest man' within a mainstream society that can't handle his personal brand?

When some1's personal brand is so strong, can mainstream society contain them? If your personal brand is so strong, do the laws which govern most people no longer apply to u?

Remember when HERTZ rent-a-car decided to merge their brand with OJ Simpson's personal brand?

So who is the alt-est Blip in the world, and what sort of criteri(on collection) would u use 2 judge him/her?

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[...] Carles wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptWhen some1’s personal brand is so strong, can mainstream society contain them? If your personal brand is so strong, do the laws which govern most people no longer apply to u? Remember when bHERTZ rent-a/b-bcar/b decided to merge their brand b…/b [...]

Brononymous's picture

I read your post and I found

I read your post and I found it amazing .Your thought process is wonderful. The way you express yourself is awesome.
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anonymous2's picture

hahah these posts r finally gettin good again! the pics of TVoTR and OJ r killin me (the latter literally; oops, too soon?). I use that guy from counting crows with the hair as a model by which I judge other blipsters

Brononymous's picture

I am quite interested in this

I am quite interested in this topic. Hope you will elaborate more on it in future posts.....
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tumbledore's picture

Wuz hoping u'd weigh in on OJay. I think the altest blipster would have to be Carlton. He was so mainstream that he circled back into alt.

anoniey's picture

@tumbledore, so trewwwww

(is it gay that i used the reply comment box???)

billie jd's picture

Is Jal from Skins a blipster?

Ann Onnymouse's picture

Kid needs to switch out the Margiela specs now. Boring little bastard.

Brendan secret coca's picture

post more coke blogs. running low. :(

A Non E-Mouse Jeff's picture

its definitely alternative to kill your girlfriend and her lover. All serial killers are alt (sufjan writes songs about them) as well as all bank robbers. insider traders (marty stewert) are mainstream.

CARLES which crimes are alt?!?!?

is jaywalking alt, or is it less mainstream to not be in a rush and wait for the light??

so many questions!!

Gaspard's picture

Merlin Bronques of lastnightssoftcoresparksintegratedhotmodelparty dot com

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MIAMI_NIGHTZ's picture

@Gaspard,
Bronques is on top of the Blipster list, hands down.

Melknee's picture

TI$A (TAZ is so ARNOLD) is by far the Blippest Blipster Alive

crackie's picture

H8 car rental adds--

ver 2.0=hertz overtake!

wheres my baking soda????????????

anon's picture

it was funny today i ordered pizza next to the guys from tv on the radio
the afro dude and the white dude!
it was too surreal after the last blipster post
and i wished that some how i could share it with hipster run off
and what do you know
thank you carles for making my deepest wishes come true

brad's picture

jal from skins was pretty much a blipster... but since i am a blipster why not weigh in on other notable blipsters.. etc.. the most influential or legit blipsters would have to go to dev from lightspeed champion/testicicles and keke okereke from bloc party, the guys from tv on the radio and such.. the most mainstream are probably nerd and the cool kids.. oh and taz arnold!
as if this at all matters haha, good post anyways

claar's picture

carles! how did you miss this recent alt breast nip slip???
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/dripping/IMG_0094.html

pornocrata's picture

ew look at all that fucking concealer not matching that blipster's forehead. I wonder what he looks like without those glasses, he'd lose his gimmicky power by at least 80% if he didn't have them on.

cutty cream's picture

the black kid from hey arnold is altest, cazz

dilla's picture

hoodie of japattack!
http://www.myspace.com/attackthat

MyUh's picture

@dilla,
FoSho Blippiest Blipster Especialy w/ the CrackHoHipster Grly!

littlesparrow's picture

steve urkel vs stefan?

sef to death's picture

the alt-est blipster is spankrock, because he represents for hipsters, but he also goes back to his roots as a ghetto ass black man by beating the hell outta some bitch at a concert in an apple store in NY

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hee haw's picture

santogold. lol!

me's picture

brad you're my most favourite commenter ever!

Eyesore's picture

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I thought we wuz gonna monitor Cadence Weapon!

Jordan's picture

more blipsterdom conquest!

ElectroBomberOwen's picture

Oj didnt fucking do it
Da Glove dont fit y'all!!!

Anon's picture

you know this guy totally j3rks off to attention right? that makes hro gaay

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fM37VjRbAhM/SOZ0l4GfowI/AAAAAAAAEpY/E6mtNgueb3...

John Will Spooks's picture

The ultimate blipster is trying to rip off LeVar Burton's alt cred...

http://blog.christopherpitzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/levar-burto...

Das Racist explains “blipsters” - Wesleying's picture

[...] hipsters, or… blipsters, thus somewhat legitimizing a term that probably should not have become a serious [...]

jay's picture

I don't understand. Why his getup have to be a gimmick? Why can't it just be who he is? And is it standard for "blipsters" to wear extra large shirts and sneakers, or can they wear something else just because they feel like it? Or is wearing the most vintage t-shirt and the skinniest jeans just a "gimmick" across the board? I'm sorry but, so many valid questions with no valid answers equal bullshit.

some black bro's picture

@jay, Jeanius - because I don't know his real name. Totally gay, fashion model/designer, etc.
Fashion = a gateway to a lot of relevant and not-so-relevant fashion. He is what he is because he knows exactly how. [via college degree] He went to college to become a blipster.

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