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Monitoring the Blippest Blipster Alive


Can we officially name this Blipster “The Blippest Blipster Alive”? I know he may not be the traditional blipster who can only express himself with a tall tee (+ large print text) and some ‘fly kicks’, but I feel like if Blipsterdom had an ‘essence’, this bagbro would probably transcend it.

[Photo by EZ Fashion]

Or do u think we need to consider some other BlackAlt, like the TVoTR guy?

Or is it Santogold?

Or after recent events, can OJ Simpson finally prove that he is ‘the altest man’ within a mainstream society that can’t handle his personal brand?

When some1’s personal brand is so strong, can mainstream society contain them? If your personal brand is so strong, do the laws which govern most people no longer apply to u?

Remember when HERTZ rent-a-car decided to merge their brand with OJ Simpson’s personal brand?

So who is the alt-est Blip in the world, and what sort of criteri(on collection) would u use 2 judge him/her?

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26 Comments

  1. anonymous2
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    hahah these posts r finally gettin good again! the pics of TVoTR and OJ r killin me (the latter literally; oops, too soon?). I use that guy from counting crows with the hair as a model by which I judge other blipsters

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  2. Posted October 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Wuz hoping u’d weigh in on OJay. I think the altest blipster would have to be Carlton. He was so mainstream that he circled back into alt.

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    //////////Reply by anoniey
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    @tumbledore, so trewwwww

    (is it gay that i used the reply comment box???)

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  3. Posted October 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    Is Jal from Skins a blipster?

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  4. Ann Onnymouse
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Kid needs to switch out the Margiela specs now. Boring little bastard.

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  5. Brendan secret coca
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    post more coke blogs. running low. :(

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  6. A Non E-Mouse Jeff
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    its definitely alternative to kill your girlfriend and her lover. All serial killers are alt (sufjan writes songs about them) as well as all bank robbers. insider traders (marty stewert) are mainstream.

    CARLES which crimes are alt?!?!?

    is jaywalking alt, or is it less mainstream to not be in a rush and wait for the light??

    so many questions!!

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  7. Gaspard
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    Merlin Bronques of lastnightssoftcoresparksintegratedhotmodelparty dot com

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/101160615_689a73438e.jpg&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/pamplemousse/101160615/&h=500&w=375&sz=118&hl=en&start=1&um=1&usg=__64bMhHlxozagDkS9J5hkec83tfU=&tbnid=R6WtdUWMMaWf-M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmerlin%2Bbronques%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DG

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    //////////Reply by MIAMI_NIGHTZ
    //////////Posted

    @Gaspard,
    Bronques is on top of the Blipster list, hands down.

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  8. Melknee
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    TI$A (TAZ is so ARNOLD) is by far the Blippest Blipster Alive

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  9. crackie
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    H8 car rental adds–

    ver 2.0=hertz overtake!

    wheres my baking soda????????????

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  10. anon
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    it was funny today i ordered pizza next to the guys from tv on the radio
    the afro dude and the white dude!
    it was too surreal after the last blipster post
    and i wished that some how i could share it with hipster run off
    and what do you know
    thank you carles for making my deepest wishes come true

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  11. Posted October 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    jal from skins was pretty much a blipster… but since i am a blipster why not weigh in on other notable blipsters.. etc.. the most influential or legit blipsters would have to go to dev from lightspeed champion/testicicles and keke okereke from bloc party, the guys from tv on the radio and such.. the most mainstream are probably nerd and the cool kids.. oh and taz arnold!
    as if this at all matters haha, good post anyways

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  12. claar
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    carles! how did you miss this recent alt breast nip slip???
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/dripping/IMG_0094.html

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  13. pornocrata
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    ew look at all that fucking concealer not matching that blipster’s forehead. I wonder what he looks like without those glasses, he’d lose his gimmicky power by at least 80% if he didn’t have them on.

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  14. Posted October 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    the black kid from hey arnold is altest, cazz

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  15. dilla
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    hoodie of japattack!
    http://www.myspace.com/attackthat

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    //////////Reply by MyUh
    //////////Posted

    @dilla,
    FoSho Blippiest Blipster Especialy w/ the CrackHoHipster Grly!

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  16. littlesparrow
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    steve urkel vs stefan?

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  17. Posted October 9, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    the alt-est blipster is spankrock, because he represents for hipsters, but he also goes back to his roots as a ghetto ass black man by beating the hell outta some bitch at a concert in an apple store in NY

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  18. anon
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:22 am | Permalink

    http://www.myspace.com/jeaniuss

    blipblipblip

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  19. Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    santogold. lol!

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  20. me
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    brad you’re my most favourite commenter ever!

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  21. Eyesore
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    I thought we wuz gonna monitor Cadence Weapon!

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  22. Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    more blipsterdom conquest!

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  23. Posted October 9, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    Oj didnt fucking do it
    Da Glove dont fit y’all!!!

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  24. Anon
    Posted October 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    you know this guy totally j3rks off to attention right? that makes hro gaay

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fM37VjRbAhM/SOZ0l4GfowI/AAAAAAAAEpY/E6mtNgueb3k/s1600-h/IMG_4795.jpg

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  25. Posted November 18, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    The ultimate blipster is trying to rip off LeVar Burton’s alt cred…

    http://blog.christopherpitzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/levar-burton.jpg

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  26. jay
    Posted November 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    I don’t understand. Why his getup have to be a gimmick? Why can’t it just be who he is? And is it standard for “blipsters” to wear extra large shirts and sneakers, or can they wear something else just because they feel like it? Or is wearing the most vintage t-shirt and the skinniest jeans just a “gimmick” across the board? I’m sorry but, so many valid questions with no valid answers equal bullshit.

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