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My Favourite Cobrasnake albums

My favourite cobrasnake foto albums are the ones where he goes to an entry-level alt tween party. Even though there’s no alcohol, every1 still manages to get ‘buzzed on life.’ Even if the party is simple, the night is memorable because it was captured through the eyes of the CobraBro. There is no price u could pay 2 get his interpretation of an alternative event.

Wish my free-spirited mom had the money/altConnections to get the Cobrasnake to ‘cover’ my 4th birthday party at McDonalds. All we got to do was stack empty Big Mac containers. :-(

Future altBros of America. (need to raise their sneaker budgets by 200% if they wanna take their personal brans to the next level.

<3 post-intentional American Appy branding <3

(Hope they learned about AmAppy from this blog’s advertisements.)

What was ur best birthday party?
Was it at a local pizzeria with a bunch of ‘video games’?
Do u wish ur parents had hired a popular partypicBro?
Do u wish they were able to hire Stephen Aoksmith to DJ?
R u still angry that they only invested in disposable cameras for their fotography budget?

(miss u) (h8 digital cameras)

View the album here
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/dancebattle/index.html

Previous Super Sweet 15 cobrasnake album
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/01/supersweet-15-cobrasnake-edition.html

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43 Comments

  1. Carlos
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    I’d like a tug job by one of those gurls

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    //////////Reply by Anony
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    @Carlos, Too late mrSnake already has all their hands on his cobra?

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    //////////Reply by Carlos
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    @Anony, hahahaah lucky him lets all become cobrasnakes

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  2. pbear
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    id make love to each of those girls.
    ^^

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  3. schizo
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    LOL

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  4. SayWha?
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Definitely future AltBros
    Except the gurls that watch sex-n-city with mom
    Can you be Alt and Sex-n-city?
    Will mr cobrashake impregnate any underage alts?

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  5. AssBroGRRZ
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    Couldn’t u get altV& 4 this?

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  6. Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    H8 parties ;)

    CRLS, wtf does “noodz” mean? Like noodles for bday spaghetti?

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  7. Lord
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    minus 10 points for no cute ALT AZNS to look at while i touch my weenie

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  8. thatonegirl
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    lol @ young altBlipster wearing a Barry Obama shirt. so self aware,

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  9. Likke Fan
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    No surprise performance by Lykke Li? These little alts need to raise their personal brand.

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  10. diddy
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    hey. you need to start posting “Green Alts”
    you know, environmentally conscious hipsters, alts, etc.

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  11. pR
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    ffs
    Why the fuck do 14-year olds need Cobrasnake to take pix at their b-day??
    and major lol @ the altBros-to-be

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  12. LKTROzMUZK2
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    My fav was when coby snk went 2 aftrica and took the pictures of the pre-ironic blipsters in croqs and cobrosnake tees. <3<3<3<3<3<3

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  13. Jeffrey Dahmer
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:08 pm | Permalink

    Tweeny althoes r much hotter than tweeny (alt?)bros. mmmmmm

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  14. gh
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    Her first tugjob?

    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/highendurance/IMG_2356.html

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    //////////Reply by Rijjjj
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    @gh, No pics of when she tugs the altbro and cobrashake at the same time?

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  15. d
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    I think you should blog about “Lisa”.
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/highendurance/IMG_2173.html
    Is she like the newest alt-performer entrepreneur that serves the pseudo alt-tween market?

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    //////////Reply by fgj
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    @d, she provides them with all the latest designer drugs like meth.

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    //////////Reply by altison
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    @fgj, that pic is fking priceless. reminds me of shittay bar mitzvahs or something from back in tha dai

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  16. lewis
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/highendurance/images/IMG_2147.jpg

    life must b hard with 2 pairs of arms :(

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  17. lamb
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    let’s see from all of these tween gurls/sluts, who’s going to be the next cory kennedy?

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    //////////Reply by MARK HUNTER
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    @lamb,

    THERE WILL NVR BE ANOTHR
    I AM ONLY CK’S LOVER
    W/O ME CK COULD NVR BE
    SO THEZ SLUTS WILL NVR BE CORYKNNDY

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  18. Anony
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Have u guys ever seen the Casa Bonita episode of South Park? We really used to go there.

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  19. 12345
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    18 comments and nothing about the perfect (pre) alternative breasts in the first picture (girl below the purple dress)?!

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    //////////Reply by pbear
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    @12345, id make love to each of those girls.
    ^^

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    //////////Reply by FGGT
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    @pbear,
    Srsly… lame

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    children make me sick. but i guess they’re good for something.

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  21. asdasd
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    i want that “where the wild things are” T-shirt. Fuck those kids. The one kid with the Obama T cant even vote. Vote Yes on 4 + 8!

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    //////////Reply by P.C.
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    @asdasd, I guess you are being an ironic right-wing asshole by saying screw the preggers teens (4) and marriage-wanting gays (8)? At least I hope you are being ironic.

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  22. anons
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    i hope it’s a before & after series and we get to see the post-recession depression photos of these kids iphoneless with dirty kicks in the modern dust bowl. wonder how much their parents lost in the stock market this past month…

    ps. none of those girls are virgins.

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    //////////Reply by pbear
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    @anons, “ps. none of those girls are virgins.”

    :[[[

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  23. Posted October 19, 2008 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    The Altime of their lives…

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  24. lex
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    1 word:

    OMNOMNOMNOMFUCKINGNOMMMMMM

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  25. smehipstr
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    id give all those girls anal

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  26. Anonz
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    grrrl on far left in tan on photo #3 = perfect altits?

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    //////////Reply by fgj
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    @Anonz, left or stage left?

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    //////////Reply by Anonz
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    stage. i guess that equals right from our view. silly mistake with dire consequences.

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  27. poopmeister
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    <3 underage tugs

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  28. Avant-Garde
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    “Future altBros of America. (need to raise their sneaker budgets by 200% if they wanna take their personal brans to the next level.”

    What are these personal BRANS you speek of. Is alt version 3.0? Is it preteenAlt exlcusive? Is it only on bdays? I have to think this over.

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  29. Posted October 19, 2008 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    ya’llz at that one gay prom

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  30. Lux
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Jeeesus these kids still have braces…covered in alt-jizz

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  31. Stépahane
    Posted October 19, 2008 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    how come no one in here knows at least one of these teens?
    i’d be nice to see her myspace

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  32. rp
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    WTWTA shirt = amazing

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  33. Billy
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    should alt weens have iphones?

    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/dancebattle/IMG_1991.html

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  34. Billy
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    should alt tweens be showing their clebags?

    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/dancebattle/IMG_2108.html

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  35. Billy
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 8:21 am | Permalink

    srsly though, can you imagine the havoc the mother of that one causes?

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    //////////Reply by jh
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    @Billy, no because i can’t get past the thought of these alttweens tugging me.

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  36. Posted October 20, 2008 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    i heard everyone’s favorite purple dinosaur, Barney showed up and did his own version paper planes, then he got caught FNGNRBNGNG a whole gaggle of alt tweens

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  37. rtiyou
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    aren’t most of these wannabe “alt” kids like in elementary school? prolly they regard their musical style as meaningful core and listen to all the bands under the “fueled by ramen/shit” label.

    soo authentic, these kids!
    <3333
    If I only had a free-spirited Mom that would buy me clothes from Urban Outfitters and Am Appy.

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @rtiyou, you should never listen to more ramen than you actualy eat.

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  38. captain cute
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    these girls are so hot! i hate being old. is it wrong if try to bang as many as i can by lying to them before i turn 30? plz give opinon.

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  39. anonymous
    Posted October 24, 2008 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    i know these girls.
    they not “the next hipsters” because infact their even more gay.
    they are not only fourteen year olds they are loser fourteen year olds.
    her myspace is
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=128539526

    shes a dumb bitch.

    the kids at this party who stayed all night have no life. these girls are the reason that people who even own one item from american aparrel or urban outfitters want to hang themselves.

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    //////////Reply by altison
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    @anonymous, i want to hang myself becuz that 12 yr old bitch got that am appy ice skater dress b4 me… i dnt like these altweens

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  40. anonymous
    Posted November 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    i find it to be an interesting commentary on the alternative culture that this blog mocks consistantly. i mean, yes, thecobra was paid for this party, but he didn’t have to take the job, and post those picture on his website for all the hipsters and altbags or whatever to see. what i think he was doing is the same thing that HRO is doing: showing how rediculous everything about this hipster scene is. i mean, really, subtract the braces, awkward parent-introduced entertainment, and awkward phases of all those kids, and add a few years, alcohol, drugs, and some anti-friz hair serum, and i think that the pictures would be essential identical to the current photos on thecobrasnake.

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @anonymous, fuck you nerd!

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @anonymous,
    oh, please.

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    //////////Reply by hank
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    @anonymous, w0www!! you figerd it owt! and all by urself! they r the future alts!! omg w00000!
    you ‘get’ ‘it’!!
    ‘hair serum’ is s00000 ‘rediculous’!

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  41. The Man in the Hat
    Posted December 6, 2008 at 3:08 am | Permalink

    Most altest girl:
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/highendurance/IMG_2191.html

    Most altest bro:
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/highendurance/IMG_2233.html

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  42. 26
    Posted December 24, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    these photos were taken terribly

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  43. hailey
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    i just saw that rediculous girls myspace “rory” . one word -> UGH. i quote ” staying out till 5 am” WOW s000 BAD ASS. this bitches need to stay in the sandbox

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