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Yall. I've been seing alts wearing these sillie pants for the past couple of blog weeks, and I've been wondering what to call them. Do u think they are significant threat to skinny jeans, or are boot cut jeans about to 'come back'? Or are stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans the future?
Even blipsters are wearing these altGenie pants, yall!
So what should we call them?
I think I prefer OOPS I CRAPPED MY pants because they already have a commercial.
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What do yall think?
Will altBros really be willing to give this look a try?
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here in argentina are called "babuchas" pants, are worn by women, not men, and are awfull! i don't think any real altbro should wear one of those. i </3 those pants! so much!!! and are really pants? or pajamas? or kosako pants?
stop using hulu it alienates ur non-american audiences
Varicocele pants!
Genie pants are great, tho
genie pants ftw (the name, not the actual pants)
please see: www.stagedumps.com
I'm betting on bootcut. If my personal brand is doomed to be aligned with Ryan Adams, lets just go whole hog.
we should endorse clothing sensitive to the unfortunately amply thighed and assed alt
they are drop crotch pants, lots of designers are doing it. Corpus, Henrik Vibskov, Material boy etc...
@Jordie, and just because "designers" are doing it, we should all blindly follow their lead without thinking about it, regardless of how ridiculous a concept might be? it's what happened with electro. unoriginal music for unoriginal thinkers.
@anonymous,
U R A FGGT
@anonymous,
no, I am.
@anonymous, yes if you read my post thats exactly what i said, we should blindly follow designers!
@All y'all
u close-minded yankees are hella behind the times!! These have been out foreverrrrr... I just thought it was known already.
This be why Auz be winnin' the electro war sons!
Yeah...... go back to the bootcut.... meet y'all there on that one! pffftaha!
@Anonymous
Did you just use modern Bay area slang and UK slang from the 1900's in the same sentence?!
Sooooo post-post-ironic. Keep up the good work.
these are try-hard dress-like-justice-for-halloween wannabe-hipster-DJ pants. totally uncool.
The official term for them pants in the high fashion world is "dhoti" pants. They were all the rage in europe summer 2007....don't us north americans catch on quick....
They look like a top/ jacket worn around the waist as pants. That's like, s0 ir0nic that he's wearing a top as pants. s0 ironic, ya'll
@Gaspard, they rly do! that's what i thought they were actually sillie me lol
They used to be huge in Italy and they're the pants of choice for dreadlock and reggae music loving alternative Spanish girls with piercings and hair cuts on the side of wrong.
SHIT HOLDERS definitely sounds like an authentic clothing name.
Poopy McPoop Pants sounds kute though...
thyre harem pants. they wear em in...india and mybe some of the mid east rght? i didnt thnk boiz here wear them. good thng you pstd ths carlz cuz i wantd a pair and now i kn0 how bad they look...@least on "men"
these r genie pants
those r diaper pants.
@littlesparrow, http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41dDfrrFvoL._SS500_.jpg
i live in spain. and everyone wears them. men and woman. they came in spandex tights, over-alls, ole regular jeans anything you can think off. you can be them on the side of the street if your really dying for a pair on the way to the next trendiest party.
gotta love poop pants :]
thought there would b some poop tho :/
they remind me of mc hammer's parachute pants
i saw a gypsy wearing these in italy. they were silver like the american appy shiny leggings.
btw they are actually called harem pants.
do u think aa will make shiny harem pants? afrika print harem pants? the possibilities are endless, yall.
lol, i am wearing them right now! my altGrandma sent them from Seoul last year. i didn't like them at first but they are supercomfy. but i haven't worn them in public, not brave/alt enuff i guess, yall. (OR, cuz they're patently stupid/poopy.) i did wear them once at home while i was living with my bf last year, and his reaction was funnie. he was an entry-level cool dad who thinks i have good style only because i don't dress mainstream.
GROSS.
genie pants is the perfect name for them--like when simbad was a genie in kazzam
yo you guys...
they are genie dumperonies!
cuz genies dont use bathrooms for thier dumpers
duh
don't look at Dane Cook for the future, he's still stuck in 2k3 ..
@ARbango,
wearin' some stand up comedian pants right now circa 2k6.
U right. not alt. :(
POOPY MC POOP PANTS
POOPY MC POOP PANTS
POOPY MC POOP PANTS
POOPY MC POOP PANTS
POOPY MC POOP PANTS
(even though the actual name for those is harem pants or genie pants - booooring)
Is it a requisite to fill your pants up with poop, or can you just pretend, and if so can I borrow poop from friends since I only poop once every 2 weeks / can I use dog poop or cow poop
i dont know if its been said already but i actually think in some of those pics its guy that actually are wearing tops as their pants. a while ago or maybe its still taht way a bunch of the mannequins at uniqlo were wearing sweaters as pants and it looked just like that?
clearly, they're designed with a purpose. you can stuff your crotch with a pair of skinnies to change into once you've been ridiculed long enough.
I wonder if you rub them long enough, an mc hammer genie will come out?
@tar, wanna find out ;)
I am an altobro at the forefront of modern altness. I will not support the proliferation of "SHIT HOLDERS."
Stay strong yall, nvr 4get.
call 'em...DROP CROTCH pants :)
soooo last season
"dump pants" copy write.
What's the name of the shoes that are weared by the man in the right in the third photos?
(Sorry for the bad english, but I'm italian ;) )
I'm in Spain. All the funky euro (trash) alts wear them. And even mainstream bro(ads). Sonar was like an all night Oops I Crapped my pants-a-thon.
Naranjas de Valencia I will
Naranjas de Valencia
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