

[Photos by TakeMorePhotos]
Kinda reminds me of an alt version of the lead PussyCatDoll (Nicole Scherzinger).

Would u hit it?
‘donchya wish ur girlfriend was hot like me?’ – the summer jam of 1994
A.K.A. the song with the music video with the most slut appeal “‘tude” in the past 10000 blog eons
Whatever happened 2 “Alice Glass”? Searching 4 a new altHottie who I’d like to ‘make love’/'passionately tug off’ with. Help.




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15 Comments
You do know she’s a tranny, right?
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@Popusa con Pelo, which is why transsexual is one of the tags sillie.
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//////////Reply by Shaman
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@Anonymous, didnt see the tags but (s)he got xtreme manface
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//////////Reply by rrrr
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 am
@Shaman, I knew something was up after looking at those pictures! now I feel odd.
shes a niggggeeeerrrr
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//////////Reply by The Monochromator
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@6+56454524=1,
looking at the equation:
you=loserrrr
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//////////Reply by 6+56454524=1
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
@The Monochromator,
the art of the irony
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Would hooking up with a tranny make me gay
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//////////Reply by yoooosn
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
@Entry level alt,
only if balls touch
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//////////Reply by Entry level alt
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
@yoooosn,
Thnx 4 the advice
P.s.
- I think we might have found the most authentic alt penis
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
@Entry level alt,
I think you are right
he’s a mad butterface.
but ya, super alt peen.
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H&LA makes some dancilicious music, ya’ll. I guess it takes a few fggts/ trannies to make good disco beats. miss u disco, tranny.
I suppose if I was away from my gf/ out of town at a bloghouse convention and needed some, I might consider a tranny after 9 red stripes ( <3 red stripe) and an 8 ball. Would she let me ‘do a line’ off her boner, ya’ll?
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wow, you’ve really gone downhill since that daft punk collage
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Short answer: No.
Long answer: No.
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carles this blog sux
http://www.fuzzylion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/emilyhaines.jpg
http://www.evansung.com/images/music/39_Emily_Haines.jpg
http://jsbach.economics.mcmaster.ca/gif/amy.and.emily.jpg
there i just made it bettr
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this whole blog entry was soooooooo altbro–not impressed
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U should blog abt roadies…not all of us are ovrwght n furrie… Some of us are post entry level alts who have increased their personal brand in a unique way by lifting boxes belonging to anyone worth blogging about. For example i once plugged in alice glass’ (smellie) microphone.
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
@Edforever,
send in some pics. down to creep on some alt roadies. hot ones only tho.
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mmmmmmmm tranny love. I guess that is new altself…boobs and a penis…the best of both worlds!?!
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I’d have sexual intercourse with her for the sole purpose of procreation.
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I got a chance to talk to her last night after their show in Cambridge. She’s mad cute in person…even gave her a kiss on the cheek. (and the show was pretty awesome too)
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1994? yeah right
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you know hro ***sigh** id say im pretty fucking alt and in some ways it sucks cuzz then all the sudden no girls look appealing to u the deeper you search into what authentic “reality” is. maybe i need to search harder, or move
fuck.
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