[Photos by The Friend Attack]
I h8 how some schools don’t teach kids about evolution. Humans used to be monkeys/apes/orangutangies/chimpanzees/guerillas/gorillas. It’s a fact that we all have to admit. We are constantly evolving because the world around us is changing. For example, brown people have browner skin bc they used to live where there was a lot of sun. White people’s skin turned white cuz they were cold a lot and then they got kinda chilly. Birds are also lil dinosaurs (according to Jeff Goldblum in Jurrassic Park).
Humans aren’t the only things that can evolve. Personal brands and collective group brands can evolve. For example, the altBro personal brand might evolve into PIZZABROS/PizzaAlts. Ever since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles branded pizza as being ‘fun’, experts have been quietly waiting for us to turn into pizza.
‘U r what U eat.’
-Albie “Uffie” Einstein
Will DJ Duos evolve into 2DJs+1SliceOfPizza? (2ManyPizzas)
Was this a viral marketing campaign by a local pizza parlor?
Will Stephen Aoki turn in2 a piece of pizza?
What toppings will he have?
Will u eat him or put him in the fridge and eat him 4 breakfast the next day?
Will u dip him in ranch dressing or Papa John’s Garlic butter sauce?
If all humans evolve into pizza, will the human race be an ‘all u can eat buffet’?
If aliens land on Earth to consume our natural resources, will they still eat us if we turn in2 pizza?
If I plug my iPod earbuds into a slice of pizza, what type of music will come out?
Is pizza the future of elektro?
During our financial crisis, should I exchange all of the money in the ’safe jar’ underneath my bed into Pizza Hut Pizza + breadsticks?
Will Papa Johns win the Pizza War?
Is the Electro War just a ‘gateway war’ to the Pizza Wars?
Does Justice eat Pizza?
Will Crystie Castie give away pizza with their next CD to increase sales?
Will the HypeMachine start aggregating pizza instead of mp3s?
Will Girl Talk name a track on his next web EP “Pizza Mashup Yall”?
Should I change my blog to a blog about pizza?
“Pizza, Pizza.”
-Little Caesar
Kinda weird how lil Caesar was right.
Pizza.
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28 Comments
when r u going 2 mayer me? <3
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r u smoking that whakko tobakko today crls?
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are all of your jokes just references to jokes you have made previously? is the electro wars bit even still funny?
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OMGZ,
Rule 23) Don’t Blog While Hungry
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more alt-peen please!!
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et tu, lil’ brutus?
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LOLx100
Not as bad as the dancing bear that follows Dave 1 around
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hey!! its a hatchmatik in the top pic.
<3 him
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ahhahahahahhahhahhahah. more alt pizza ween for sure.
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wish i could be the toppings 2 ur pizza <3
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pizza the hut will be a *major player* in the pizza wars
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good thing they made smoking weed illegal, cause i have the munchies and want a piece of altPizzaaaaaaa and you cant get that shit at chilis. if this happened at say like a dave matthews, that guy would be dead.
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that was entertaining
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“hip hop (and pizza) is (are) dead”
-nas
Dominoes knows this and has diversified into sandwiches. Sandwiches are thefuture in this Struggling economy.
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@Gaspard, hahahaha hilarious
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sup yall should i experiment with smirnoff ice, t3s and adderall???
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i think i just accidently snorted my adhd meds …. like all of them for the year, i see pixels in real life…
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted October 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
@a confused alt, thats weird, so do i, especially when i am looking at the denima of my skinny jeans
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!!!!!!!HATCHMATIK!!!!!!!!!
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mo’ money mo’ PIZZA
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sam neill tthot birds came from dynos . dudn;t little ceasers used to be 5 buhks
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more pizza alts:
http://midnightridazz.com/images/gallery/large/DSC_0659_1206332573.jpg
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what about wing street?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBhc1-kbl04
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which franchise is the altiest, domino pizza?
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lost it soooo hard @ this post, thx
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HORSE the band anticipated the altpizza trend in 06 w their concept EP ‘Pizza’
http://www.asssnake.com/horsetheband/
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http://vimeo.com/1563238
entry level pizza alt
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the pizza wars already started: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_John%27s#Lawsuit
my money’s on papa (all natural ingredients, y’all: mms://st11g1.services.att-idns.net/v1/1544/4654/veggies.wmv)
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Jeff Goldblum didn’t say that dinosaurs were birds, the paleontologist played by Sam Neill did.
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