[Note: PALESTINIAN SCARF ALERT LEVEL = RED]

I remember a while ago, HRO spent some time talking about the personal brand of being 'toteally s0 rand0m.' I feel like this post-emo, eternal pre-entrylevelAlt is the perfect execution of the 'totes rand0m' altFGGT.

Does being 's0 rand0m' mean that u have an 'interesting personality'?
Does being 's0 random' mean that ppl think ur funny because u don't abide by the 'order' which defines our universe/social universe?
Does being 's0 rand0m' mean that u have an original personal brand?
Does being 's0 rand0m' get u m0re tugs from guys/grls?
Does being 's0 rand0m' mean that you collect a lot of memes from pop culture, and find a way to incorporate them into your personal brand, enabling people with minimal personalities to identify with you/respect you because you are able to talk with them about the only things that have ever made their lives' meaningful: references to old movies that u saw when u were a kid + other miscellaneous totesally rand0m references that u were under the impression 'no 1 else saw it the way that I did' when in reality, the majority of American kids all had the same childhood (+/- $10K, depending on ur parents' occupations)?
Does being 's0 rand0m' mean that once every 2 months, you have a mini-identity crisis where you go out for ice cream with a group of overweight girls to 'bitch about life' and 'express uncertainty about the direction of ur life' and 'the people in ur life'?
Is being 'totesally rand0m' a personal brand that worked better for Gen X alts, as opposed to the modern Gen Y and Gen Z alt?

Just want 2 figure out how 'rand0m' to make HRO. Might have to hire some toatally s0 fckng rand0m vloggrs who know how to use Windows Movie Maker + invest in a black curtain 2 put in their room.

[Reverse Meme Hijack via Rawkblog]