[Note: PALESTINIAN SCARF ALERT LEVEL = RED]
I remember a while ago, HRO spent some time talking about the personal brand of being ‘toteally s0 rand0m.’ I feel like this post-emo, eternal pre-entrylevelAlt is the perfect execution of the ‘totes rand0m’ altFGGT.
Does being ’s0 rand0m’ mean that u have an ‘interesting personality’?
Does being ’s0 random’ mean that ppl think ur funny because u don’t abide by the ‘order’ which defines our universe/social universe?
Does being ’s0 rand0m’ mean that u have an original personal brand?
Does being ’s0 rand0m’ get u m0re tugs from guys/grls?
Does being ’s0 rand0m’ mean that you collect a lot of memes from pop culture, and find a way to incorporate them into your personal brand, enabling people with minimal personalities to identify with you/respect you because you are able to talk with them about the only things that have ever made their lives’ meaningful: references to old movies that u saw when u were a kid + other miscellaneous totesally rand0m references that u were under the impression ‘no 1 else saw it the way that I did’ when in reality, the majority of American kids all had the same childhood (+/- $10K, depending on ur parents’ occupations)?
Does being ’s0 rand0m’ mean that once every 2 months, you have a mini-identity crisis where you go out for ice cream with a group of overweight girls to ‘bitch about life’ and ‘express uncertainty about the direction of ur life’ and ‘the people in ur life’?
Is being ‘totesally rand0m’ a personal brand that worked better for Gen X alts, as opposed to the modern Gen Y and Gen Z alt?
Just want 2 figure out how ‘rand0m’ to make HRO. Might have to hire some toatally s0 fckng rand0m vloggrs who know how to use Windows Movie Maker + invest in a black curtain 2 put in their room.
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I hate it so bad, too, Carles. I feel you.
And by “you,” I mean “them guts.”
Let me up in them guts, Carles.
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OMG! I step on crunchie leafs and flip da pillow to get 2 da c00l side t00. lets fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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hnstly being random has its bonuses. but if you’re ’s0 rand0m’ then you have to be on all the time. i figure at times my brain is ’s0 rand0m’ yet my personal brand would hnstly reflect that of a halfway homeless. i think the ultimate alts are bums. i mean come on thats alt, living in the street instead of a house. or wearing discarded clothes. am i ’s0 rand0m’ because i figure we should all inbreed and cause a worldwide plague of FGGT RTRDS that would soon result in massive ignorance/bliss.?
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Carles, they’re not Gen Y or Gen Z, they’re Millennials.
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worse than Fred.
what’s with the background? did he make this in an instant vlogging booth at the mall?
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get this kid some meds so i can stop feeling so embarrassed
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I THINK IPHONE KIDNAPPED THIS KID GAVE HIM DRUGS AND FORCED HIM TO MAKE ZANY VIDEO TO ENCOURAGE OTHER TEENS TO ALIGN THEMSELVES WITH APPLE.
or he is a thirty five year old woman trying to be a performance artist. i cant tell
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i thought it was an altSis
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Palestinian scarves r so y2k7
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//////////Reply by neednotapply
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
@2manygheyboys, I agree…I remember when Greg the girl talkz was d00ding it up with some alt-bros, bro-fiving them re: unconscious tugs and he was wearing nothing but a palestinian scarf.
That and when K-blipster West started wearing one…when black people take white fashions, it’s weird. Guess that’s how blax felt about rap-rock.
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OH WOW THE STRM OF CONSCIENCE 1990 FETUS FGGT BANTER IS S00000000 RANDOM. thx crls you are ruining my life.
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That guy is Toby Maguire from ten years ago just discovering Benjamin Gibbard.
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//////////Reply by mstrcnt
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
@iPersonalBrand, that guy is a jonas bro kicked outta da band cuz his offputting addyrall addiction…n cuz he stole robin willie’s soul
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Back in 2k1 as a young pre-entry level, i was labeled the ‘ur s0 ran0m’ type. And I think that is the young-non-alt/pre-alt’s way of describing hints of authenticity. However, post-18 y.o., when someone begins to label their own actions/brand as ’s0 rand0m’ they have become a pre-bag (which is short for always-on-the-cusp-of-becoming-an-alt-bag-but-chronically-too-stupid-to-have-a-superiority-complex).
Either that or they actually are random because they wear robot clothes that randomize from minute-to-minute wtf ur wearing and htf your voice soundz.
This comment is ///lol s0 random///
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Yeah, I really didn’t think alts in black II was that great either :o\
I can relate to him sOo much ‘cuz sometimes when I’m in SoHo, Austin, Zanywood…I just see cool things and I’m all like ‘what the heck’ imma buy that.
U guys remember Garfield? Or what about Pete & Peter? I remember in elementary scool i used to watch that show but everyone else was like ‘why do u watch that?’ and I’d be all lykke…’cuz it’s soO randum + funnie’…man I miss old cartoons. U guyz remember captain planet? I wish i had a ring that shot neon…so then i can go to places that are soO boring, lykke skool, and be all lykke ‘bshyeeum!’ and shoot neon out of my ring and everyone would start dancing and then my teacher would turn into the hamburglar…OMG remember the Hamburglar!!!!!! I <3 that guy!! I remember eating McDonalds and watching Home Alone 2: lost in SohO and then crapping my oops I crapped my pants pants. *sigh. I miss being a kid. I wonder what LSD taste like.
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
+65 HRO points
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@glamrockonabudget,
*yes!
onlee 35 more points ’til I get my tOteZ rAndOm badge.
(I’m in the hpstr scouts y’all)
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//////////Reply by childpred
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
@Jesse,
win.
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CRLS lurks hipinion?
y/n?
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being soO random is so 2k1-2 back when invader zim hit the airwaves and spit out many entry level hot topik/mall goths.
it must have mutated and infected entry level alts so that they can be both KWERKI and rand0m at the same time, hopefully the big collars (must be the Palestine scarf) helps ward it off.
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i posted a video of this guy last night. Is carly reading my bullitens?
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I WANT THAT ANNOYING KID TO DIE
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
@KEGS, were sending him to the front lines of the electrowar, we need some rand0ms 2 keep r spirits up yall.
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yeah i think a bunch of us regular alts had to go through this s000 rand0m phase. we felt like we werent identifying with the crombies when really we were just as mainstream. some of them grow up to be hipsters and others just become the manager at hot topix.
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don’t hate on livelavalive!!
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i thikn this mvment is ecstink. way to be a paleontologist you fucking slwpk. god its so hard theez daiz to b modern cuz lyke synapses r only firin so fast and afore u no it ur fuking post. im like POST!?!?! BITCH I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO BE PRE OKAY I RLY DIDNT!!! like i wuz born and suddenyl corporape america was labeling me “post fetus” and then i wuz “post nuborn” i was never just “myself” u know an i rly think thiz has affected my ability to cope wif lyf
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+103 HRO points
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LOL this heartlandALTbrah is so random! LUV his accent. Wut st8t r u from?
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randumb
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he wants to be the 4th jonas brother
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this altbag stole his volgger brand from Ze Frank
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/
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fuck this guy, seriously. what, he’s in fucking high school and has an iphone? bullshit.
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he giggles waaaay too much. it creeps me out.
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FGGT. this bad me literally ill.
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mitchell is the bomb. leave out the hate.
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Mitchell Davis is an internet celebrity.
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