Should I get an 8ball tat since I started buying 8balls of coke to sniffle off my iPoddy?

As yall know, I am looking to acquire more skills beyond 'blggng' and 'listenin 2 bloghause on my iMac.' I think I'm gonna start DJing. I've heard a lot about the Abletons and Serato computer software program app, but I'm just wondering if I need to buy some sort of retro gear in order to differentiate myself from all of these entry-level DJs.

Have yall heard of 'iTunes' or 'Winamp'? Can u DJ out of those platforms?

What type of technologie do I need 2 buy in order to become the most authentic DJ in the history of AZN DJs (even tho I'm not AZN)? Do I need to invest in CDs or 'Vinyls'? Which 1 will give me the Highest Quality bitrate? Do I need to get more stickers on my iBook to keep it from crashing?

Should I morph into a PC like Girl Talk?

[made by an HRO fan]

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