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Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?

HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it's time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we can't forget 'spikey bangs', 'bowl-cut bangs' and any other type of innovative bangs that we might discover in the next 100 blog years.

Will 'receding hairline bangswoops' be big in 2k30 when alts grow up?

Remember when Of Montreal used to be the 'Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.' (MGMT has taken their place.)

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ally cadaver's picture

oh carles. ps I love kelsie.

sarah's picture

HELLO carles what about jesse & the MSTRKRFT banger bangs?

kevin barnsie and the of Montreals are sillie and fun and make my ears happy. maybe they're not authentic-alt enough but i'm ok with that. what about receding hairlines in general? ben folds is making a comeback.

anon's picture

so does that mean mgmt will make a zany commersh for CHILI'S??

Gaspard's picture

Man bangs are back? I'm s0 glad I kept my bangs after my emo stage and I didn't slash my wrists while listenin to My Chemy Romance. Am I "in" now, ya'll? Can I parlay one gay look into another and still keep my same friendz? <3 u guys!

Of Montreal rly speaks to me. Theyre just like me and my friends. We're wacky and don't care what ppl think about us.

littlesparrow's picture

sux 2 have a jew fro in 2k30.

anonymous's picture

@littlesparrow,
it always sux to have a jew fro

anonymousquared's picture

boo hoo :( I'm gonna spend the rest of my friday cying over being placed into the typology of ' i listen to Of Montreal = i am blissfully ignorant and misguided'...u need to fuck off a little

STFU's picture

Carles, you don't know shit. of Montreal > bloghouse shit forever. of Montreal >>>>>> MGMT.

anonymous's picture

@STFU,
baawwww

kool guy's picture

@STFU, of monty and mgmt are both shit okay

anonymous's picture

lets go outback tonite, ya'll!

harold's picture

post more fades

childpred's picture

kevin barnes pisses glitter yall.

laura's picture

Spider Webb of the horrors wins for best man bangs hands down

mbone3000's picture

Anonymous's picture

CARLES

I nominate Corey Sleazmore of SF for Alt Bro/Alt Bag
http://this.bigstereo.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/619869023_l.jpg

Personally, I think she's an Alt Bag(I mean look at his shit eating grin), but who knows?!

n's picture

God damn you are one unfunny shithead. Please learn how to write.

anonymouslol's picture

"Remember when Of Montreal used to be the ‘Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.’ (MGMT has taken their place.)"

truest thing youve ever said

anonymous's picture

THE BOY FROM CRYSTAL CASTLES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A PENIS FOR A NOSE :(

fggt's picture

I just cut my mangs off because i thought they weren't cool n e more. now i have a pineapple kinda thingy on my head it's pretty kewl.

love yall.

fggt's picture

haha penis nose!

Lux's picture

Jeezus Carles, serisouly??!!! Kevin Barnes is so alt, he wasn't born with placenta, he was born with glitter. Yeah, seriously. Of Montreal > MGMT. And I think you should bring up Ben Folds, wouldn't he be kind of an alt growed up?

Joe's picture

SAFE loves Kevin Barnes and the gang. F what you've heard.

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fyi's picture

Hiply unhip irony: MGMT opened for Of Montreal in 2005 (and again in 2007). lolz.

Tin Whistle's picture

Awe, I like of Montreal. Kevvy is my lvbug.
<d00d

perez chillton's picture

yes. i fully support the man bangs movement.

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