I saw this picture of MXMW [aka Marc By Marc West (Jacobs)], and I couldn’t help but wonder if I should strive ‘2 b a lil bit healthier’ on the inside and out. Whether it’s getting a SpongeBobSquareLeggings tattoo, or starting to use the on campus fitness center more often, I wonder what I can do to improve myself in altSpirit, altMind, and altBody.
There’s more to ‘how you look’ than just feeling confident about ‘how you look.’ Part of ‘looking good’ means ‘feeling better’ on the ‘inside.’ Should I start taking spinning/yoga/step/water aerobics courses? Should I start going on spiritual journeys with my iPod a.k.a. 10 mile runs in the wilderness while listening to meaningfulcore albums in their entirety?
Will I ‘get’ design if I ‘get swole’?
Will my personal brand get ‘too mainstream’ if I get too ‘in shape’? Does ‘being in shape’ mean that u want to be mainstream?
Should I ‘get ripped’ and buy a bowflex?
[MXMW photo meme via Pedestrian.tv]
Are muscles the future of the ALT aesthetic?
Will the perfect alt breasts be replaced by the perfect alternative pectoral muscles?
Definitely time 2 sell ur stock in the Kute AZN market. :-(
Who is gonna bail out the kute AZN economy, yall? h8 finance. What does ‘money’ even mean? Who even invented ‘paper that is worth something’? Shoulda invented ‘debit cards’ back then.
Wish I bought meth instead of the “stock market.”
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bro
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URFATFATTYFATFAT
dont die ok?
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Working out is for guidos & fake tanned peoples.
DON’T GIVE INTO THE HYPE, CRLS!
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thank you crls i knew you wouldnt fail me
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working out is too much work and thus any self-respecting hipster is not going to dedicate that much time to get buff. thank goodness.
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can’t wait for perfect Alt shrunken ball sack post, or perfect Alt roids.
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I think Marc Jacobs successfully made transition from cute altBRO to atlBAG.
The old, geeky, weird Marc Jacobs is > then the new school work out and tanned Marc Jacobs.
http://sobertooth.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/marc-jacobs.jpg
(miss u)
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 am
@Mayday,
I AGREE X1000
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//////////Reply by Tar
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@Mayday, agree!
he used to be soo adorable and quirky and shy and now he looks like an alt governator?davgid lachapelle model.
*cries self to sleep*
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well i thought the whole point of being alt is not to work out and just be skinnie?
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taking care of yourself is the new anorexia. being uber healthy is the new ‘not giving a fuck’. LA djs would rather work out at night then go out and be bored at a club and pretend to have fun…..we’re all gonna be cut for WMC y’all.
no flabby muffintops EVER
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//////////Reply by Melissa Rose
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@miss toats,
This is true. Eat green yall. And Carles, that AZN is NOT cute.
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i stay “fit” by partying at least 3x a week.
luv ya lots for this post on fitnezz and helth.
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If u drink sparks and d0 madd blOw y0u’ll feel good yau’ll and look so kewt.
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“I love to cum on sluts”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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that picture of marc jacobs gets me sad. i miss the fat, grungy marc. i know this is just a phase he’s going through. oh marc!!!! stop tanning and sleeping with young myspace boys. :(
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i do drugs to “feel better on the inside”… and look good….. at least I look good in the mirror when I’m fucked up.
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i liked him better when he was on drugs
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 am
@perez hilton,
EVERYONE DID
MISS U COKE
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omg i am totally boning the hottest alt-sloot this week. we are having the best skinny-people hip-bone bumping sex you could imagine. can’t wait to see what alt-sloot i’ll be bumping next week!
WHERE DA PARTIE AT?
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@ kute AZN lifter:
“chut up”
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