Yall. I know yall are FCKNG TIRED of my quest to represent my temporary brand on Hallsoween, but it’s just important to me. I’m sure yall have stuff that’s important to yall, too. Put ‘urself’ in ‘my shoes’ and just stop being s000 alt 4 once, and just help out another human [after yall].
Should I be a creature from the electro jungle?
Should I be a sexie skeleton that bears mid-drift ?
Maybe a boyscout who has the body language of a ’snarky blogger.’
Should I be female sexie Gandhi Alt? Should I bring some Barry O-Bay-May/Communist Pamphlets?
Can I find a way 2 be an ‘AltBro Witch’? Do I have to buy a broom + a cauldron of P.B.R.?
Maybe I can start only drinking Grey Goose and get the Steve Aoki body type.
Should I be a self-aware post-entry-level alt?
If yall don’t speak up, I’m just gonna be BLIPSTER JUSTICE.
[Photos by TheCobrasnake]
PLZ FCKNG HLP ME.
Think I might hire a famous designer like Marcus “Germs Scott” Jacobs 2 design my costume. Does n e 1 have their email addy, or can I just use designerbro69@aol.com ? Or should I try projrunway@compuserve.org ?
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Everyone knows Halloween is the Devil’s night, so wear something sexy for him.
And do some more blow
…off of the Devil.
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//////////Reply by RAIN-ICORN
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 7:06 am
@Mechrobioticon, Ohno, now every dumb cunt who dresses up with sequined Satan horns and tail, carrying around a plastic pitchfork, are going to be begging for a line to be snorted off their titties.
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blipster has a big nose
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Just be yourself, man.
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Be a music Genre, i suggest german hard-style.
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//////////Reply by ANON
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@Doinmusic.com,
i second this.
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wear a man thong, aviator glasses, and write pedofile on your chest
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does the boy scout have a lazy eye? wtf.
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u should b jousteece crls, u’ve been talking about it lyke 4ever
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you should be vowels for halloween
you should be yall for halloween
you should be uffie’s tits for halloween
you should be arajay for halloween
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//////////Reply by arajay
//////////Posted October 28th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
sorry, i forgot
you should be american apparel for halloween
you should be cobrasnake for halloween
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B A SEXI BUMBLE B
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be thom yorke and the radioheads (all of them)
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everyone was justice last halloween, that’s just silly.
i’m thinking my bro and are going as the crazy dudes from funny games . . . polo shirts and white gloves, big in 2k9.
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Be sum1z prsnal brand, carles. It will be totally fun, I prom.
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THAT BOYSCOUT HAS THE BODY LANGUAGE OF A “FGGT”
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted October 28th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
@anonymous, gay boyscouts… how cliche.
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//////////Reply by anonnie
//////////Posted October 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
@anony,
what about gay mormons? n e 1 done that yet?
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you should be an entry lvl lil AZN alt accessory meme economy implosion for halloweenzy.
or a masked mexi/blipster hybrid robot bumblebee FGGT DJ. robot bumblebee FGGT DJs are so now right now.
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Wonderful pixx : D
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be a member of radio soulwax thats what im being
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Just go as a pro blggr or wear a shirt that says “IAmHipsterRunoffDotCom” on it.
Be fabulous while economical toward our mother earf.
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//////////Reply by arajay
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@notMordecai, it would be hard to fit all those ads on one teeshirt
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just poop and do coke. the tugs will come to you :]
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i hear it’s cool to be someone from a wes anderson film again, as long as it’s not someone from “royal & the tennisbaums”.
wear a red hat and go as team zissou / kevin barnes’ peen.
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you should be:
http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-halloween-costume-7.jpg
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I don’t get what self-aware is. No srsly. Can somebody tell me what that is? KTHXBYE
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you should go as the self-aware post-entry-level alt.
esa chica es muy caliente ;]
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who’s “dead azn”?
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Your Only Friend is Being lil wayne. You should be T-pain.
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b AmyCore
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YOU SHOULD BE THE HAMBURGLAR.
I just came up with that idea for myself last night, but it’s too good not to share…
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Defiantly go as a fggt! or a ghey! or uffie…orrrrr BusyP as an m&m!!!
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go as homeless stockbroker that hasnt changed out of his suit in weeks and still has the briefcase
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Be Lamar Burton aka Geordie LaForge of Star Trek.
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Be a “Party Fowl”. i.e. a chicken with sparks in one hand and a 40 n the other.
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