In the future, product packaging will be ‘minimal’ (kinda like a tumblr), and vowels will be omitted from brand names.

All bottles of soda will look to include a ‘circle’ where ever they can. Circles represent life, unity, oneness, and great taste, and fun, and other deep stuff.
I <3 MTN DW, yall. Kinda wish it was named “MNTN DW”, though.
Maybe I can get some with my BRKLYN Pizza and it will make my life a lil bit more mnngfl. (meaningful)

BUT SRSLY, isn’t there something a lil ‘mysterious’ about the mist in Sierra Mist? I luv how typography can truly ‘express’ the essence of a product

(Authenticity Note: I took an Experimental Typography Course at Design School taught by the intern for Jim Helvety, the creator of Helvetica.)
Hopefully in the future, all authentic alternative people will look like they are in a Promotional Photo for a corporate advertisement. Kinda like how this broad looks like she is modeling the new uniform for Chili’s new brand in 2k9. Can’t wait to be served by beautiful women in bow ties, yall.

“May I take yalls order? K. I’ll be right back with ur Sparks Martini, Diet Pepsi bombs, and SXSWestern Egg Rolls.”
[FaceHunter]
Are yall gonna stop drinking _______ and only drink Pepsi Products?
Can n e 1 find a leaked photo for the Crystal Pepsi cover art?

Remember when the Animal Collective album art became the most bloggable/blurbable/meme-able cover art in the history of the Music Industry? I wonder which mainstream artist will contact the AnCo designers to ‘design a Magic Eye’ for their upcoming release (for viral buzz blog marketing purposes).

Is this what my tummy feels like after eating Mexican/Chinese/Indian/American food?















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ohhh nowww i see why you care about coke zero. sorry i said who cares about coke zero carles. its def something to be cared about.
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i only drink carles’ piss
SMELLS SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH
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i always knew that pepsi was much more alt than stupid coke products. too bad i havent touched any cola or cola-like product in 2 1/2 years. ):
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//////////Reply by Post-hipster
//////////Posted October 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
@Anonymous, wow, that’s like two centuries in blog years. U must b thirsty!
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Great Job!
A+
But the top of the pepsi bottle reminds me of 4skin.
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Actually, Carles, Helvetica was created by Max Miedinger of Switzerland.
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//////////Posted October 27th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
@Max Miedinger, I hope your not serious…. give carles more credit than that.
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crystal pepsi would totally be alt as fuck for about 15 seconds until all the main streamers started drinking it. Solution? Rebrand as an energy drink and sell for 10 times the price…. that would be alty for at least a couple months. Otherwise it would just become the next lime-lemon-vanila-cinnamon-jalapeno-whateverthefuck they are putting in cola these days. I predict the next coolness will be opencola… or was opencola…. I can only assume since I don’t live in the LA-NY’s.
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man, that last picture is fucked up. let me off the ride.
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the pepsi bottle looks like a penis.
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Let’s go see that zany new Charlie Kaufman movie. (Jarrad Turner.)
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mmm those pepsi bottles and all their phallicey goodness!
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Circles represent vagina.
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THAT LAST PICTURE IS FREAKING ME OUT
HOW IS IT NOT A .GIF
HOWWWW
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new pepsi kind of looks like the obama logo.
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ho,ly shit crls!
i thodt u maade these up! their real lolololol
luv u crls <3
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did you see the pepsi vid?
http://www.adgabber.com/video/video/show?id=546804%3AVideo%3A127547
apparently the width of the white thing in the circle is symbolic 2
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