The Pea Coat Mafia

[Photo by Easy Fashion]
Is n e 1 else excited about where u can take ur personal brand during the winter? Sophisticated-looking coats give u a chance to look more authentic than ever. As opposed to being a ‘dressed down altBro who only rlly wears loud-yet-generic tshirts’ for most of the year, the winter will give you an opportunity to look like ‘more than just another altBro in a non-solid AmAppy shirt.’

Are pea coats the most authentic type of coats for the 2k8k9 Winter season? I’m just looking for something that keeps me warm, reduces internal wind chill factor, and ‘makes me look like I am an important member of the alternative community.’ Purchasing a nice coat can also separate you from your community’s altBags, since their coffee shop wages only allow them to spend money on thriftStore wages. The price of a coat that’s worthy of your personal brand should probably cost about as much as an AltBag pays for 1 month of rent.

What type of coat should I buy? MembsOnly is probably too thin, ryte?

Or should I make my personal brand a little bit more ‘glam’ in the winter?

[Photo via facehunty]

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