Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?

HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it’s time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we can’t forget ’spikey bangs’, ‘bowl-cut bangs’ and any other type of innovative bangs that we might discover in the next 100 blog years.
Will ‘receding hairline bangswoops’ be big in 2k30 when alts grow up?

Remember when Of Montreal used to be the ‘Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.’ (MGMT has taken their place.)





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oh carles. ps I love kelsie.
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HELLO carles what about jesse & the MSTRKRFT banger bangs?
kevin barnsie and the of Montreals are sillie and fun and make my ears happy. maybe they’re not authentic-alt enough but i’m ok with that. what about receding hairlines in general? ben folds is making a comeback.
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so does that mean mgmt will make a zany commersh for CHILI’S??
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Man bangs are back? I’m s0 glad I kept my bangs after my emo stage and I didn’t slash my wrists while listenin to My Chemy Romance. Am I “in” now, ya’ll? Can I parlay one gay look into another and still keep my same friendz? <3 u guys!
Of Montreal rly speaks to me. Theyre just like me and my friends. We’re wacky and don’t care what ppl think about us.
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sux 2 have a jew fro in 2k30.
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//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
@littlesparrow,
it always sux to have a jew fro
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boo hoo :( I’m gonna spend the rest of my friday cying over being placed into the typology of ‘ i listen to Of Montreal = i am blissfully ignorant and misguided’…u need to fuck off a little
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Carles, you don’t know shit. of Montreal > bloghouse shit forever. of Montreal >>>>>> MGMT.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
@STFU,
baawwww
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//////////Reply by kool guy
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
@STFU, of monty and mgmt are both shit okay
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lets go outback tonite, ya’ll!
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post more fades
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kevin barnes pisses glitter yall.
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Spider Webb of the horrors wins for best man bangs hands down
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jared leto’s manbangz are very 2ksomething.
http://polyphilosophy.blogspot.com/2008/04/just-friendly-reminder.html
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CARLES
I nominate Corey Sleazmore of SF for Alt Bro/Alt Bag
http://this.bigstereo.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/619869023_l.jpg
Personally, I think she’s an Alt Bag(I mean look at his shit eating grin), but who knows?!
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God damn you are one unfunny shithead. Please learn how to write.
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“Remember when Of Montreal used to be the ‘Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.’ (MGMT has taken their place.)”
truest thing youve ever said
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THE BOY FROM CRYSTAL CASTLES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A PENIS FOR A NOSE :(
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I just cut my mangs off because i thought they weren’t cool n e more. now i have a pineapple kinda thingy on my head it’s pretty kewl.
love yall.
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haha penis nose!
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Jeezus Carles, serisouly??!!! Kevin Barnes is so alt, he wasn’t born with placenta, he was born with glitter. Yeah, seriously. Of Montreal > MGMT. And I think you should bring up Ben Folds, wouldn’t he be kind of an alt growed up?
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SAFE loves Kevin Barnes and the gang. F what you’ve heard.
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Hiply unhip irony: MGMT opened for Of Montreal in 2005 (and again in 2007). lolz.
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Awe, I like of Montreal. Kevvy is my lvbug.
<d00d
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