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The Sexiest Man Bangs on Earth: An Open Search

Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?

HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it’s time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we can’t forget ’spikey bangs’, ‘bowl-cut bangs’ and any other type of innovative bangs that we might discover in the next 100 blog years.

Will ‘receding hairline bangswoops’ be big in 2k30 when alts grow up?

Remember when Of Montreal used to be the ‘Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.’ (MGMT has taken their place.)

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22 Comments

  1. ally cadaver
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    oh carles. ps I love kelsie.

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  2. sarah
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    HELLO carles what about jesse & the MSTRKRFT banger bangs?

    kevin barnsie and the of Montreals are sillie and fun and make my ears happy. maybe they’re not authentic-alt enough but i’m ok with that. what about receding hairlines in general? ben folds is making a comeback.

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  3. anon
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    so does that mean mgmt will make a zany commersh for CHILI’S??

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  4. Gaspard
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    Man bangs are back? I’m s0 glad I kept my bangs after my emo stage and I didn’t slash my wrists while listenin to My Chemy Romance. Am I “in” now, ya’ll? Can I parlay one gay look into another and still keep my same friendz? <3 u guys!

    Of Montreal rly speaks to me. Theyre just like me and my friends. We’re wacky and don’t care what ppl think about us.

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  5. littlesparrow
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    sux 2 have a jew fro in 2k30.

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    @littlesparrow,
    it always sux to have a jew fro

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  6. anonymousquared
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    boo hoo :( I’m gonna spend the rest of my friday cying over being placed into the typology of ‘ i listen to Of Montreal = i am blissfully ignorant and misguided’…u need to fuck off a little

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  7. STFU
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    Carles, you don’t know shit. of Montreal > bloghouse shit forever. of Montreal >>>>>> MGMT.

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    @STFU,
    baawwww

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    //////////Reply by kool guy
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    @STFU, of monty and mgmt are both shit okay

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  8. anonymous
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    lets go outback tonite, ya’ll!

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  9. harold
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    post more fades

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  10. childpred
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    kevin barnes pisses glitter yall.

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  11. laura
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    Spider Webb of the horrors wins for best man bangs hands down

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  12. mbone3000
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    jared leto’s manbangz are very 2ksomething.

    http://polyphilosophy.blogspot.com/2008/04/just-friendly-reminder.html

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    CARLES

    I nominate Corey Sleazmore of SF for Alt Bro/Alt Bag
    http://this.bigstereo.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/619869023_l.jpg

    Personally, I think she’s an Alt Bag(I mean look at his shit eating grin), but who knows?!

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  14. n
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    God damn you are one unfunny shithead. Please learn how to write.

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  15. anonymouslol
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    “Remember when Of Montreal used to be the ‘Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.’ (MGMT has taken their place.)”

    truest thing youve ever said

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  16. anonymous
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    THE BOY FROM CRYSTAL CASTLES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A PENIS FOR A NOSE :(

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  17. fggt
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    I just cut my mangs off because i thought they weren’t cool n e more. now i have a pineapple kinda thingy on my head it’s pretty kewl.

    love yall.

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  18. fggt
    Posted October 10, 2008 at 8:01 pm | Permalink

    haha penis nose!

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  19. Lux
    Posted October 11, 2008 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    Jeezus Carles, serisouly??!!! Kevin Barnes is so alt, he wasn’t born with placenta, he was born with glitter. Yeah, seriously. Of Montreal > MGMT. And I think you should bring up Ben Folds, wouldn’t he be kind of an alt growed up?

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  20. Posted October 11, 2008 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    SAFE loves Kevin Barnes and the gang. F what you’ve heard.

    http://www.safeclothes.net

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  21. fyi
    Posted October 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    Hiply unhip irony: MGMT opened for Of Montreal in 2005 (and again in 2007). lolz.

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  22. Tin Whistle
    Posted October 12, 2008 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Awe, I like of Montreal. Kevvy is my lvbug.
    <d00d

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