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[Photo by the Preggers Goldfish]
Yall. Because of Universal Warming, the sun is getting brighter/hotter. Eventually, the sun will be able to burn through our corneas and possibly our retinas. This means that we are going to have to wear more Protective Technologies, like Shutter Shades, blind people glasses, and flickr blockrs. In an effort to reduce time spent out during daylight hours, men and women will be forced to dress in black & wear humble loafers. We will carry fannypacks that aren’t strapped around our fannies full of nourishment & emergency medical supplies.
Are yall scared of the future?
Here is a diagram of the human eye for readers who obtained education which focused in the Arts & Humanities (instead of Math & Science).
Guys, we have to make sure that we don’t lose our vision. If we can’t look at computer screens/the way other people look, then how are we going to construct ourselves? Would h8 to have to listen to the radio to consume all of my information. And we wouldn’t have the opportunity to ‘get’ funnie viral videos/sillie internet pix of cats that want veggieburgers.
Should I buy these functional shuttershades to protect my eyesight?
[Photo by Domestic Fine Arts]
Or should I become a welding masked DJ?
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yes carles,
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Music and Tugs will be 200% more authentic once we all lose our vision.
Listen to the beat while you beat your meat ya’ll. Baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel.
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Very attractive lady in the first pic
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hey carles, I really like some of your entries. (those music/musicians related ones)
So I had just finished reading or skimming all the entries since 2007.1
It was different in style back then, but it’s much better now.
Carry on.
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i think the fatty in the second pic is clearly getting fingerbanged by a mexialt.
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Please go back to the old commenting format!!!! This new format is supra ghey, and makes me not want to leave anonymous comments crls.
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I’ve seen 3 noise bands use welding masks. I’d advise becoming a magnum-condom-stretched-over-my-tiny-azn-face DJ.
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I think the festively plump one got inadvertently crushed by a Chevy’s tortilla maker as she sought refuge from the sun’s harsh rays
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how do u get it up if u cant see what ur getting it up 4?
need2c how bad u want me.
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Wow, that eye graph is soooo accurate!
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HELLO WORLD
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just watched the Sunshines movie. I don’t think we should be scared, we can save the sun
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We should hold a kick ass jam party for the Sun so he’ll stop killing our eyes and just be all cool and such
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