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It's important for both sides of the impending Electro War between France and Australia to remember that there will be serious repercussions if either side decides to use nuclear weapons. I'm really worried about the electroFallOut if things go wrong. I know that some alts have gold skin, and fake eyes as accessories, but if we become contaminated, it might change our personal brands forever.
If I had 3 eyes, would my shutter shades/wayfarers/FGGT goggles stop working? If I had g0ld skin, would girls/gheys still want 2 tug me? h8 thinking about change. I am only now starting 2 'feel comfortable with who i am, and what my personal brand has evolved into since age 12', so if I had to overcome any sort of 'deformity', it would be rlly tuff. Kinda like when ugly people 'try to fit in' with mainstream crowds, then they don't, then they try to fit in with alt crews, but then they realize they are ugg and can't fit in any where, and end up listening to krappy music.
Right now, this bro is a 'freak', but what if we lived in a future where every1 'was a freak.' Then 'normal' would be redefined, and we'd have to redefine 'alternative' too. Just a lot of busy work that I'm not sure I'd have time 2 complete.
s00 w0rried about nucular fallout. g0nna suck. Every1 needs to realize that wars are SRSLY serious. Wish I could talk to Barry Obama in one of those debate thingies to let him know what our real problems are. h8 politix...kinda wish the government was 'a blog' and we could just vote on things using polls, and if u had a complaint, u could just leave a scathing cmmnt.
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the crls wins the debate
@joe the plumber, Oooo. Someone's trying to add relevant political comments/satire/political humor. Fuck you and ur kind, ya'll.
If Alby never discovered the equation that kinda, sorta lead to the invention of the bomb, then I would never had been able to live in a free country where I could have bought the awesome tan leather Ryan Adams-esque jacket and matching shoes from __thrift store in the 'authentic' part of town. God Bless America ya'll. Japan, miss u.
@Gaspard,
i <3 the justice bros
<3 "scathing cmmnt."
it would def. suck to be ugly/a fatty because 1. u can only be friends with sum1 as or more hideous than yrself, 2. u listen to RLY bad music, and 3. ur life is fail : \ also u r ugly and/or a fattie.
@fattie, U seem t0 kn0w a lot about being ugly/ a fattie...interesting...
i'v just found out earlier, aftr cuming from sum party, that my ex wants to marry his gf. bo0m! like 4 real.
@siksik,
gawd. i had 2 much vodka last nite. gah.
i only tug cyborgz.
Life is SoO crazie.
http://rogerthat.ytmnd.com/
what is that thing?
crlse we need our own alt currency. also - my tooth hurts should i see a dentist/entrylevelaltbabe/dj ?
thank you in advance
is gold skin the tan of nuclear electrowar era?
is ugly ppl going to be the next altbros when all this nuclear war ends, and all our ideas of alt/mainstream/ugly/fattie change?
hro its going to become a government blog to give peace in this electrowar times?
crls!!!! help!!!!
so yer saying 3rd eye blind is cool again rite??
Just wish u would 'step back
Just wish u would 'step back from that ledge, my friend'.
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