I am just searching for the perfect alternative breasts. Will I ever be able to find them if I can only see 60% of a pair of breasts? Will it skew my opinion if one of the breasts is 39% nip slipping, and the other one is 52% nip slipping?
Not really good with ‘percentages’, so yall might have 2 help me with what percentage of total breastage and total nippage is showing. It took me 4 years to ‘graduate’ from Algebra before I dropped out of HS. :-( I was just better at art and writing. I’m getting my portfolio together to submit it to dropbox-admissions@parsons-pratt.edu . What are yall doing?
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Have yall accidentally ‘gotten a little bit 2 buzzed’ and woke up the next morning naked in bed with one of your best altBros? Were things ever the same again? I mean, every1’s a little bit bi, right? Just experimenting/trying 2 find myself.
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as the first poster in this chest hair-related blog, i want to take this rare opportunity to direct all chest hair fans to my trivial electro producer myspace, myspace.com/bromontana. i myself am covered in a thick, ukrainian coat of black fur that keeps my body warm and somewhat damp year-round, yall.
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FIRST!!!!!!!11 YESSSSS FUCK ALL U
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//////////Reply by Doinmusic.com
//////////Posted October 10th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
@anon, HAHAHAHAHA, fail.
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That guys chest looks very Cobrasnakey. Just sayin.
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those b00bies are b000tiful
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nvr 4get nut slips =(
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i wonder if that couch comes with the breasts and creepster.
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Hooray for titties…………It sure sucks being a girl when every male can say such sexist things!
HOORAY FOR TITTIES!!!!
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like the movie “y tu mama tambien”! tnx crls for making my alt mornings more fun!
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@Jasper da great
Women would be pointless if they didn’t have titties.
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//////////Reply by FGGT
//////////Posted October 11th, 2008 at 2:54 am
@fggt,
SRSLY, find a different name. may I suggest fggt2 or gheyboiz maybe jizzicua 69broz or tittbr0… really I don’t care. just not fggt, cuz I was usin it first..
especially if you’re going to make such lame comments.
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that is the m0st beayutiful gurl i’ve evur ceen.
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p0st moar nutslips
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what is that kreeper doing next to the lindsaylo lookalike?
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//////////Reply by sef to death
//////////Posted October 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
@jackie,
I wish lindsay wasn’t a LEZBO
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p0st moar Mexi-Alts!
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best altbreast so far…
Kreepster is also impressive
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should I take my top of blast my nips?
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Thems some fucking great tits. Ribs nice also.
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<3 alt tits! There’s a sense of inferiority that alt girls and their tits exude that is intoxicating, ya’ll. The kreepster is actually a crucial part of this pic, w/out ugliness we wouldn’t have beauty. <3 u kreep, thx
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kreepster = woody harrelson?
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted October 11th, 2008 at 11:06 am
ahahha
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does any1 else notice the glint of light reflecting off possible saliva drool on the woody harry kreepies mouth? kreeepy…
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those are def the prfct altBreastz. im totz jealz of that bitch.
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is that woody harrelson?
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carles,
(srsly)
your powers are growing with each passing day. why don’t you expand on the HRO gimmick, “perfect alt breasts” and have female readers send pictures of their alt breasts for you to post. this way we can really find the “perfect alt titz.”
this would make you the howard stern of blogville.
is howard stern hip? i don’t know.
but, most m0re alt-titz anyway.
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whats woody harrelson doing there? i thought white men cant jump?
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i think the perfect alt breasts should be real, fake titz like the one above scare me and don’t let me think abt partying on friday/saturday.
UFFIS are nice and flappy!
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More alt titss!!!
NOW!
thks, plez!
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