Uffie: Is She Back?

I remember when the altWorld followed the Britney-like meltdown of Uffie. We were there when she showed off her beautiful breasts, and even when she gave a live performance wearing only a t-shirt. (And also that time that she showed off her AZN-covered breasts.)

All we ever wanted was 4 her to re-capture the magic of when bloghaus was still young, and a larger percentage of people considered Ed Banger 2 be an authentic lifestyle brand (b4 the entry-level alts ‘discovered’ bangers).

Is Uffie back, yall?  If you were a personal branding consultant, what sort of strategy session/intervention would u have with Uffie?  Is Uffie another example of a child star going through a rough time as she ‘becomes a woman’ bc she didn’t have an ‘ordinary childhood’ and ‘is in the public eye’ even though she ‘does the same stuff other girls her age are doing’?

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BUT SRSLY. Should I dress up as Justice for Halloween and carry around an Uffie blowup doll by her neck? (Realistic props make costumes more authentic.)

[Photos by the cobrasnake]

Does this trailer for “A Cross the Universe” make u want 2 b Justice more or less?

Hopefully this DVD comes with the altTitties featured in the trailer/has atleast 30-to-1 ratio of TIT SCENES to ‘meaningful driving scenes.’