Is any1 else nervous/excited abt the future? In the future, people will finally be able to express who we rlly are. No more ‘being conservative’ just 2 ‘fit in.’ In the future, we will all be authentic. The clothes at our local mall will finally represent our progressive personal brands. We will all be friends with people who ‘truly’ ‘understand’ who we ‘are.’ We will embrace, and take photographs, and our moments will live forever.
In the future, all women will be forced to have bangs that span at least (0.5 * the circumference) of their head. Each woman will be identified by origami corsages of various colours.
In the future, we will all fuck one another, no matter what type of hole we have. We will not ‘make love’ to people/genders–we will make love to souls.
In the future, we will all have beautiful, authentic souls.
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the future looks bleak.. and scary
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Hmmm…will souls eventually be replaced by robots in this future? What of alts then?
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can’t wait yall
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lolz. which one is perez?
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do you think we’ll HAVE to make love to things that have holes? What if I connect with the soul of a being without any holes. What then? WHAT THEN???
try thnkng outside the BX.
tru alt, out.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted October 27th, 2008 at 12:51 am
@Maxwell, I mke lve to things with dicks. dicks = not holes. THAT’S WHAT THEN!!
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//////////Reply by Maxwell
//////////Posted October 27th, 2008 at 12:55 am
@anony, alts that mke <3 to alts with DX are still mking <3 to ALTs with holes.
try a little harder to be ALT. cumon.
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thats pretty sweet bro
the gheyties meets the future
I’m def all for it.
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semiprecious weapons = older more androgynous jonas brothers
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//////////Reply by kris
//////////Posted October 29th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@jon, semipreciousweapons = older more rockNroll and more gorgeous jonas.
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If this “future” has anything to do with Perez Hilton then count me out. Actually the truth is I kind of feel sorry for the guy because deep down he really just wants to be loved but yet he clings to this fake aesthetic with fake people. You need to ditch those losers Perez and hang out with real alts who will really respect you.
Actually I’m pretty indifferent… never been one for celebrity culture but I did read his blog once about 12 years ago. And of course carles would suck his cock till it’s raw just for one hipsterrunoff shoutout.
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hey the teenagers mentioned you over here http://www.pedestrian.tv/videos/view/232/the-teenagers-interview.htm
and i agree, post more alt sisters :)
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Most FGGTy post ever :) lolz.
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That was a beautiful post Crls. <3<3<3
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oh lord if that’s the future. than i really am going to kill myself. it’s getting bad enuff y’all, let’s chill out on the sparks.
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im jst worried about the first time. after that sex is whatever ehNEweighz. PS PS PS DO REEEL ALTS DRIVE CARS?? or are you CAR-LES?
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perez sucks little doggy dicks and fingers his bumhole. yuk!
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so fggty!
j/k d00d rightof Hilton looks like if Harvey Birdman had a 3-way w/Perez and sum hair prdct.
2 kewt
Sex with inanimate objects=future sex
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I WAS MAGNETIC SINCE I WAS A BABY!
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am i alone in NOT getting lady gaga? my ears wants to explode and evacuate my head everytime i hear her hacky shit. but i digress….
despite all this faux original altiness and zany vapid fggy media “personalities”, it looks like a brave new world indeed.
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