In the future, cool dads will have an opinion on foreign Presidential elections, teaching their lil alts/lil kids about how important it is to vote. When the private elementary school teacher gives their son or daughter a homework assignment that takes incorporates the upcoming Presidential Election, the cool dad will do their child’s homework, complete with progressive opinions on modern topics, such as healthcare reform, the War in ______, and the Financial Crisis. Cool Dads want the world to know that they are enlightened because they are ’smart bc they went 2 college’, and bc they ‘have a kid’ which enables them to identify with ‘the common man’ a.k.a. ‘Joseph the Plummer’ a.k.a. ‘Joe the Meme.’
Cool Dads will also be required by law to wear an ‘expensive looking jacket’, jeans, and Chuck Taylors/Converse All Stars/off brand shoes that look like Converses but were probably more expensive.
[Photo via JezzyBelle]
In other COOL DAD news, did yall hear Death Cab for CuteAZNs changed the name of their band? Can’t wait for their new EP. Not sure if I will identify with it, though.
ergonomic strollers : cool dads :: wayfarers/sneakers/palestinian scarves/tilted lids : altBros
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In the future, will companies deliver turn tables like they deliver pizza?
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pierce was the best bond
dancing is officially ‘on its way out’… guided by voices = ‘in’
anybody else sneaking into hard hally this fri?
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fucking lol’d, you still got it hro
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DEATH CAB’S NAME CHANGE IS A BRILLIANT MOVE
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looking @ that death cab pic reminds me of ‘3 men & a baby’…lol
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So I was in a big box electronics store yesterday for the first time in forever and there were no less than 7 turntables available for sale. It was just so totally surreal. I used to work in a big box electronics store not unlike this one back in 2k2 and we sold exactly one turntable and it was usually out of stock because they seemed to just sit around so we stopped getting them in. So just remember that the humble alt can affect real change…. at least when it comes to the buying habits of the masses. I actually need one… could I have several delivered and pick out the best one? Which brings up the question… where is the altest place to buy a turntable?
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@anony, pawn shop. get technics.
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DILF
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/64/31/67/18801682.jpg
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i think i have that record player
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hey james bond….
read this…
http://edgarapollo.blogspot.com/2008/10/barack-obama-doesnt-know-what-change-is.html
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sexi dad
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http://edgarapollo.blogspot.com/2008/10/women-i-platonically-lovejuliette-lewis.html
“In case you didn’t know, Juliette Lewis is recognized as one of Hollywood’s most talented and versatile actors of her generation (according to IMDB). While I agree with that, the reason I love her is that she is just a straight up badass. She just seems like she would be down to party at the drop of the hat. But she also has an amazing lovable, sweet, spiritual, deep side to her as well. She’s honest and genuine, but she just doesn’t give a fuck.
Plus she’s in a band that doesn’t actually suck called Juliette and the Licks”
NO?!?!?!
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no
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They sell those Baraka shirts in the mall next to Scarface and Biggie.
Never knew Mortal Kombat was so popular…
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Isnt that actor the professor from TMNT: the secret of the ooze?
more mainstream than those azn ___bags from the other post
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Pierce is clearly Kavinsky for Halloween
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post more cool dads
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Cool dadz=Finally a post about MY personal brand.
But that guy looks like a douchebag.
2 ghey 2 b a dad
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