Should I buy these Daft Punk loafers?

Or these Daft Punk Dolls?

Or the Busy P + SoMe sneaker?

Don’t u h8 FRENCH PEOPLE BANTER in English?

Should I buy the Ed Banger ED PHONES?

Should I buy this FEADZ Mighty Kids Meal // Happy Meal?

Or should I get the Uffie McFlurry maker?

Or should I just ‘cum’ with an an androgynous McDonalds character? <3 Grimace <3

[Photo by GVB at Grimace's DJ Set @ Pitchfork Music Festival (2015)]
Or should I be Justice in a Palestinian scarf for Halloween?

[Shoes via Sean Ahern Tumblr]
[FGGT Dolls by Daily Swarm]
Or should I just buy a pack of Sharpies and huff them until my brain starts leaking out of my nose?

What are yall gonna buy?




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18 Comments
Carles – today the Senior Vice President of my department said “good job y’all” do you think she reads HRO? Is she breakbot? I’m glad you have “money” to “buy” things with. Currently i’m digging a moat around my house and stocking up on canned foods. H8 Global economic meltdown / battle for survival.
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a mcflurry maker ? shit just mix m&ms in your ice cream you don’t need a machine for that
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i’m gonna buy an azn.
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i want my own MeXi-aLT!!
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ed bang your way into myheart
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i like Uffie brand bicycles personally!
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huffin’ and stuff
daddy needs a little sharpayyy
that reminds me of this one time that…
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2083
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this blog is really getting tired. please stop
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//////////Reply by LKTROzMUZK2
//////////Posted October 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
@ian,
h8n crls is so tired
that was mnstrm 6 blog years ago or somthing
u think h8n crls ties in w/ ur vintage aesthetic or somthing?
u don’t understand the meme economy
u should probs leave
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted October 24th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
@ian, go back to 5th grade and learn abt the 1st amendment. and then stfu.
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i totally want to buy me a j. timberlake. carles you need to breathe some new life into the blog, im feeling like its lost its direction. :\
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venues now speak a language altbros can finally understand/”relate to in a meaningful way”:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amytoxic/2580437539/
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//////////Reply by childpred
//////////Posted October 24th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
@skyboxxx,
i’d kill for a ‘job from Wesseyland & the MGMTs
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@ian,
Who do you think you are judging the highly bangable blog , Stephen Aoki the most authentic alt dj of all time, how dare you judge Crls, he is a modern prophet, preaching the electro gospel to the people of a mnstrm-ing world through a blog that is worth blogging about
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i don’t give a fuck, that mcflurry-maker looks cool as shit. how do i get my hands on this piece of machinery Carles?
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blog about commentors going all postal services
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blog about entry lvl alts drinking a lil too much “meme economy”/electro war/what should I buy/be for halloweeney?/”I’m just tryin’ to find/lose my self” kool-aid.
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Sharpies are the new gold paint.
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so does ed banger really meet my standards of music, not really… not really
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is COME ON P! referring to Quasimoto???? so me is just full of pop culture
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Realy excelent article. I wish good luck from Private Krankenversicherung
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