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Fri, 2008-10-24 07:11 | by Carles

Should I buy these Daft Punk loafers?

Or these Daft Punk Dolls?

Or the Busy P + SoMe sneaker?

Don't u h8 FRENCH PEOPLE BANTER in English?

Should I buy the Ed Banger ED PHONES?

Should I buy this FEADZ Mighty Kids Meal // Happy Meal?

Or should I get the Uffie McFlurry maker?

Or should I just 'cum' with an an androgynous McDonalds character? <3 Grimace <3

[Photo by GVB at Grimace's DJ Set @ Pitchfork Music Festival (2015)]

Or should I be Justice in a Palestinian scarf for Halloween?

[Shoes via Sean Ahern Tumblr]
[FGGT Dolls by Daily Swarm]

Or should I just buy a pack of Sharpies and huff them until my brain starts leaking out of my nose?

What are yall gonna buy?

Daft Punk

DJ, Buzzband

Daft Punk is a French House band that 'peaked' with discovery.

Lists: past their prime, French, electro, critical darlings, alternative tenure
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Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

Lists: it girls, slutwave, QTs, indie songstresses
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Justice

DJ, Buzzband

Justice is a popular banger house electro group from France on Ed Banger Records.

Lists: Members of Justice, French, electro, bloghouse era, bangers
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by tuggies 4 clrs (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 07:23
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Carles - today the Senior Vice President of my department said "good job y'all" do you think she reads HRO? Is she breakbot? I'm glad you have "money" to "buy" things with. Currently i'm digging a moat around my house and stocking up on canned foods. H8 Global economic meltdown / battle for survival.

by Georgina (not verified) | Wed, 2011-06-08 07:54
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The mcflurry maker? Just mix

The mcflurry maker? Just mix M&Ms in your ice cream! You don't need a machine, do you? But you may need a discount code to buy one.

by b (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 08:35
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a mcflurry maker ? shit just mix m&ms in your ice cream you don't need a machine for that

by anon (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 08:42
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i'm gonna buy an azn.

by xOX0 (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 09:02
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i want my own MeXi-aLT!!

by glamrockonabudget (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 09:10
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ed bang your way into myheart

by anonymous (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 10:03
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i like Uffie brand bicycles personally!

by lakeyska (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 10:36
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huffin' and stuff

daddy needs a little sharpayyy

that reminds me of this one time that...

http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2083

by ian (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 10:41
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this blog is really getting tired. please stop

by LKTROzMUZK2 (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 11:11
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@ian,

h8n crls is so tired
that was mnstrm 6 blog years ago or somthing
u think h8n crls ties in w/ ur vintage aesthetic or somthing?
u don't understand the meme economy
u should probs leave

by littlesparrow (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 13:50
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@ian, go back to 5th grade and learn abt the 1st amendment. and then stfu.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 10:57
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i totally want to buy me a j. timberlake. carles you need to breathe some new life into the blog, im feeling like its lost its direction. :\

by skyboxxx (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 11:14
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venues now speak a language altbros can finally understand/"relate to in a meaningful way":

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amytoxic/2580437539/

by childpred (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 12:19
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@skyboxxx,

i'd kill for a 'job from Wesseyland & the MGMTs

by Entry level alt (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 13:23
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@ian,

Who do you think you are judging the highly bangable blog , Stephen Aoki the most authentic alt dj of all time, how dare you judge Crls, he is a modern prophet, preaching the electro gospel to the people of a mnstrm-ing world through a blog that is worth blogging about

by fgdfdaf (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 15:44
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i don't give a fuck, that mcflurry-maker looks cool as shit. how do i get my hands on this piece of machinery Carles?

by anony-poo (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 15:45
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blog about commentors going all postal services

by anony-poo (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 15:51
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blog about entry lvl alts drinking a lil too much "meme economy"/electro war/what should I buy/be for halloweeney?/"I'm just tryin' to find/lose my self" kool-aid.

by anony (not verified) | Fri, 2008-10-24 18:28
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Sharpies are the new gold paint.

by anon (not verified) | Sat, 2008-10-25 03:50
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so does ed banger really meet my standards of music, not really... not really

by andrew maccity smack (not verified) | Mon, 2008-10-27 21:12
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is COME ON P! referring to Quasimoto???? so me is just full of pop culture

by Private Krankenversi (not verified) | Thu, 2008-11-13 03:35
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Realy excelent article. I wish good luck from Private Krankenversicherung

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