HIPSTER RUNOFF

I am searching for a party where I can 'get crazie', but at the same time 'bond with my bros/local community.' I want a party where I can get 'blackout drunk' but at the same time be 'just buzzed' enough to authentically connect with the inner souls of my friends.

The best part about living in the 'digital age' a.k.a. post-2k9 is that the traditional party is a 360 degree experience. You get to experience the party in three phases:

1. 'build up'/anticipation to the big night [via myspace bulletins and krazie fliers]
2. the actual event (which is usually kinda sad/'a let down' cuz the build up was s0 fun)
3. the post-partie, where u 'find urself' on party pix sites/other forms of digital media.

N e ways... I have been scouting out parties to attend across the USA.
Let me know which 1 u think I should attend. I'm just looking 4 a place where my personal brand 'feels' 'at home.'

LUSH MONDAYS - seems like a place for 'true bros' to let loose and have a good time while PARTYING HARD, but still kinda chilling and having meaningful conversations at the same time. Hopefully there is an option of having an ALTBAG narrator in my ear while I am actually 'at' the party.

Maybe I should go 2 BLOWUP SF/FRISCO DISCO
It seems like a place that would realize my dreams of 'moving to a city with a thriving altLectro scene' where people we're afraid 2 'get absurd' and 'have a g00d time.' If I moved there, I would be worried that I wouldn't make it in2 the 'high level inner circle' who are featured as characters in this vid. Would h8 to be 'just another background face dressed in American Appy' in these vidz.

Or should I just stick with Atlanta's SLOPPIE SECONDS?
Yall probably remember this vid as ALTBAG HQ.

N e ways...just wanted to give yall an idea of how PARTIES are able to establish brands with videos. When ur planning a party, u need 2 truly give people an experience that they will NEVER forget bc it will exist on the internet 4evr. When I am looking at youtube in 2k50, these videos will still be embedded. Can't wait, yall. Let's grow old 2gthr. WILL HRO.com last 4ever?

Do u know of any local parties with ePresences that I should know about? (Will this post get 100 cmmnts from AltBags 'looking to put their scene on the map' and prove that 'their local scene' can 'hang' with the world's 'most elite scenes'?)