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Which Party Would u go 2?

I am searching for a party where I can 'get crazie', but at the same time 'bond with my bros/local community.' I want a party where I can get 'blackout drunk' but at the same time be 'just buzzed' enough to authentically connect with the inner souls of my friends.

The best part about living in the 'digital age' a.k.a. post-2k9 is that the traditional party is a 360 degree experience. You get to experience the party in three phases:

  1. 'build up'/anticipation to the big night [via myspace bulletins and krazie fliers]
  2. the actual event (which is usually kinda sad/'a let down' cuz the build up was s0 fun)
  3. the post-partie, where u 'find urself' on party pix sites/other forms of digital media.

N e ways... I have been scouting out parties to attend across the USA.
Let me know which 1 u think I should attend. I'm just looking 4 a place where my personal brand 'feels' 'at home.'

LUSH MONDAYS - seems like a place for 'true bros' to let loose and have a good time while PARTYING HARD, but still kinda chilling and having meaningful conversations at the same time. Hopefully there is an option of having an ALTBAG narrator in my ear while I am actually 'at' the party.

Maybe I should go 2 BLOWUP SF/FRISCO DISCO
It seems like a place that would realize my dreams of 'moving to a city with a thriving altLectro scene' where people we're afraid 2 'get absurd' and 'have a g00d time.' If I moved there, I would be worried that I wouldn't make it in2 the 'high level inner circle' who are featured as characters in this vid. Would h8 to be 'just another background face dressed in American Appy' in these vidz.

Or should I just stick with Atlanta's SLOPPIE SECONDS?
Yall probably remember this vid as ALTBAG HQ.

N e ways...just wanted to give yall an idea of how PARTIES are able to establish brands with videos. When ur planning a party, u need 2 truly give people an experience that they will NEVER forget bc it will exist on the internet 4evr. When I am looking at youtube in 2k50, these videos will still be embedded. Can't wait, yall. Let's grow old 2gthr. WILL HRO.com last 4ever?

Do u know of any local parties with ePresences that I should know about? (Will this post get 100 cmmnts from AltBags 'looking to put their scene on the map' and prove that 'their local scene' can 'hang' with the world's 'most elite scenes'?)

Comments

thatonegirl's picture

the pot o' gold at the end of the quest for the "perfect partie" is the "perfect" pair of AltTittiez.

Jesse's picture

Is Olive Garden the new Chili's?

The Monochromator's picture

lol! sloppy 2nds!

Anonymous's picture

lets all move to mexico city y'all.

Yannis's picture

If ur parent's check cums thrue this week get a flight to bristol in the UK, this is where tha parties @

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VtARmCMgc

Spad (lktrozmusikz)'s picture

MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET BUZZED
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET REALLY ZANY
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET MAD DRUNK
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET TO KNOW U
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET TO FIND MY SELF
MY LYFZ Z PARTY WITH A STRONG WEB PRESENCE

littlesparrow's picture

i used to go to frisco disco to get my 'fix'
n have meaningless sex.

tuggies 4 clrs's picture

pls pls pls let altbags post in the comments sections about their parties y'all. can't wait to grow old in my embed!

サミットインターナショナル's picture

Thanks for a very exciting

Thanks for a very exciting video. I am excited and enjoyed. Thank you as always.

afc's picture

blow up is for squares
all the kids i know in that video are total newjacks

eg's picture

blow up is entry level

what abt dance right? weeklie authentic ?

John Ritter's picture

@eg,

For Serious about the Blow Up. Been wanting to go to the Dance Right but all my friends keep flaking. I remember when Richie Panic was a little baby at Fake in SF. He sucked Omar, Jenny, and Nako's cock to start up his DJ career. I used to see him with his leather members only jacket at SF State all the time. Now he's fat and bald so he wears hats all the time.

afc's picture

@John Ritter,

emily betty lol
a couple my friends been up in dat hot intenstinz

hahaha's picture

oh those poor people. why does no one ever talk about jefrodisiac and his lady "meleksah ava berlin" whose real name is really MELISSA DAVIS? gotta hand it to them, they're making enough money to pay the rent and buy some good threads by luring in the grosses 18 year old crowd.

NE1 remember when the rickshaw wz just club ID more 'authentic'? :'(

El Colon's picture

LOL. Panic sucks? EB "LOL"? Keep bigging them up by letting their names pass through your mouth, kids.

Newsflash: you're a lil' hater douche talking shit behind a fake name and a computer screen. I'm sure you'll be in line at Blow UP when you finally get that fake id, falling all over yourself to get EB to notice your new librarian glasses.

michms's picture

you should go to HARD FEST in LA. don't you wanna go see crystie castles AND joustice + a ton of other awesome electrological gems?

1234's picture

@michms, I'll be there michms. Look for the group with KODAK disposable superzoom cameras taking upskirt shots of Alice Glass.

Fggt's picture

If you go to blow up sf/frisco disco you'll get the aidz/ cancer/ polio/ you'll become a mnstrmr

tod's picture

atlanta knowz how to party ya'll

eg's picture

dance right LA is srsly ghey. blow up LA is srsly gheyer, 18and up wtf? no wonder its entry lvl. they do have 2x1 monster+vodkaz

hard will be a entry level convention for tweens just learned what bloghauz is.

btw u can sneek in there super easy.

anonymous's picture

i like any party where i feel can feel comfortable talking about my aborshuns.

BLOW UP FTW

anony's picture

@anonymous, is there ANY other party worth going to?

Anonymous's picture

i wish i lived in a major metropolitan area that offered blowup. damn. i could score some ghey-curious altbros.

yah!ultramodern's picture

youre such a die hard

anony mouse's picture

all those videos were fucking gay, plus all the douche bags in them too.

anony's picture

no freaking way that i'm posting my ultra authentic hangout on HRO. The very last thing I want is doughy party pix blogger with there DSLRs invading my fav space.

anonnie's picture

DON'T GO TO BLOW UP SF.

unclebuck's picture

geez. why did I wake up this morning? All you unimaginative myspacers can IM yourself to hell as far as Im concerned. Whatever happened to having a good one for fucks sake? now its all about how u look and shit. my mamma warned me there would be days like this.when are we going to pull our troops out and start improving Our nation. Its no wonder that the world hates us.mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr

oopsy poopsy's picture

@LKTROzMUZK2,
LOLz

unclebuck's picture

If this is the new school, Im glad im getting old. I just hope the noobs will get it and quit being so fuckin gay. Bring the Hardcore!

unclebuck's picture

bitches

unclebuck's picture

the person that edited these videos should be hung. and burned. or burned and then hung. huhu yeah

badkharmala's picture

nah thanks crls, i'm going to stay in tonite to catch up on my (liberal)arts studies and catch up on my studies...can't wait to see the pix though, and tell me how it goes.

badkharmala's picture

dammit why can't you edit cmmnts? i meant "sleep". fail. :(

d's picture

IM JUST A COLLEGE FRESHMAN TRYING 2 GET MY SWERVE ON. 18+ YALL!

gheyzn's picture

everything is gheyzn

ghey now's picture

what about being alt ghey with out any chance of fggt sects? hope?

tryin2findmyself's picture

@Jeffrey Paradise, <2

tryin2findmyself's picture

@tryin2findmyself, <3

(whoops)

Maria's picture

really really really.... mexico city

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逆浸透膜浄水器's picture

Thanks very nice post. Very

Thanks very nice post. Very Exciting!!

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