I am searching for a party where I can ‘get crazie’, but at the same time ‘bond with my bros/local community.’ I want a party where I can get ‘blackout drunk’ but at the same time be ‘just buzzed’ enough to authentically connect with the inner souls of my friends.
The best part about living in the ‘digital age’ a.k.a. post-2k9 is that the traditional party is a 360 degree experience. You get to experience the party in three phases:
- ‘build up’/anticipation to the big night [via myspace bulletins and krazie fliers]
- the actual event (which is usually kinda sad/’a let down’ cuz the build up was s0 fun)
- the post-partie, where u ‘find urself’ on party pix sites/other forms of digital media.
N e ways… I have been scouting out parties to attend across the USA.
Let me know which 1 u think I should attend. I’m just looking 4 a place where my personal brand ‘feels’ ‘at home.’
LUSH MONDAYS – seems like a place for ‘true bros’ to let loose and have a good time while PARTYING HARD, but still kinda chilling and having meaningful conversations at the same time. Hopefully there is an option of having an ALTBAG narrator in my ear while I am actually ‘at’ the party.
Maybe I should go 2 BLOWUP SF/FRISCO DISCO
It seems like a place that would realize my dreams of ‘moving to a city with a thriving altLectro scene’ where people we’re afraid 2 ‘get absurd’ and ‘have a g00d time.’ If I moved there, I would be worried that I wouldn’t make it in2 the ‘high level inner circle’ who are featured as characters in this vid. Would h8 to be ‘just another background face dressed in American Appy’ in these vidz.
Or should I just stick with Atlanta’s SLOPPIE SECONDS?
Yall probably remember this vid as ALTBAG HQ.
N e ways…just wanted to give yall an idea of how PARTIES are able to establish brands with videos. When ur planning a party, u need 2 truly give people an experience that they will NEVER forget bc it will exist on the internet 4evr. When I am looking at youtube in 2k50, these videos will still be embedded. Can’t wait, yall. Let’s grow old 2gthr. WILL HRO.com last 4ever?
Do u know of any local parties with ePresences that I should know about? (Will this post get 100 cmmnts from AltBags ‘looking to put their scene on the map’ and prove that ‘their local scene’ can ‘hang’ with the world’s ‘most elite scenes’?)


















32 Comments
the pot o’ gold at the end of the quest for the “perfect partie” is the “perfect” pair of AltTittiez.
Reply
FO EVA I LUV ATLANTA
Reply
Is Olive Garden the new Chili’s?
Reply
lol! sloppy 2nds!
Reply
lets all move to mexico city y’all.
Reply
If ur parent’s check cums thrue this week get a flight to bristol in the UK, this is where tha parties @
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VtARmCMgc
Reply
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET BUZZED
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET REALLY ZANY
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET MAD DRUNK
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET TO KNOW U
MY LYFZ A PARTY WHERE I JUST GET TO FIND MY SELF
MY LYFZ Z PARTY WITH A STRONG WEB PRESENCE
Reply
i used to go to frisco disco to get my ‘fix’
n have meaningless sex.
Reply
pls pls pls let altbags post in the comments sections about their parties y’all. can’t wait to grow old in my embed!
Reply
blow up is for squares
all the kids i know in that video are total newjacks
Reply
//////////Reply by eg
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
blow up is entry level
what abt dance right? weeklie authentic ?
Reply
//////////Reply by John Ritter
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
@eg,
For Serious about the Blow Up. Been wanting to go to the Dance Right but all my friends keep flaking. I remember when Richie Panic was a little baby at Fake in SF. He sucked Omar, Jenny, and Nako’s cock to start up his DJ career. I used to see him with his leather members only jacket at SF State all the time. Now he’s fat and bald so he wears hats all the time.
Reply
//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
@John Ritter, his slutty exgf emily betty is the worst. she was 17, he was 32. she got fat from being a cokehead; true story.
but richie is a ‘nice guy’
//////////Reply by afc
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@John Ritter,
emily betty lol
a couple my friends been up in dat hot intenstinz
//////////Reply by hahaha
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
oh those poor people. why does no one ever talk about jefrodisiac and his lady “meleksah ava berlin” whose real name is really MELISSA DAVIS? gotta hand it to them, they’re making enough money to pay the rent and buy some good threads by luring in the grosses 18 year old crowd.
NE1 remember when the rickshaw wz just club ID more ‘authentic’? :’(
//////////Reply by El Colon
//////////Posted October 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
LOL. Panic sucks? EB “LOL”? Keep bigging them up by letting their names pass through your mouth, kids.
Newsflash: you’re a lil’ hater douche talking shit behind a fake name and a computer screen. I’m sure you’ll be in line at Blow UP when you finally get that fake id, falling all over yourself to get EB to notice your new librarian glasses.
you should go to HARD FEST in LA. don’t you wanna go see crystie castles AND joustice + a ton of other awesome electrological gems?
Reply
//////////Reply by 1234
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
@michms, I’ll be there michms. Look for the group with KODAK disposable superzoom cameras taking upskirt shots of Alice Glass.
Reply
If you go to blow up sf/frisco disco you’ll get the aidz/ cancer/ polio/ you’ll become a mnstrmr
Reply
atlanta knowz how to party ya’ll
Reply
markie mark rodriguez aka hyphiii crunk is a faggot.i hate slushy mondays and the heist.
Reply
dance right LA is srsly ghey. blow up LA is srsly gheyer, 18and up wtf? no wonder its entry lvl. they do have 2×1 monster+vodkaz
hard will be a entry level convention for tweens just learned what bloghauz is.
btw u can sneek in there super easy.
Reply
//////////Reply by Anononymous
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
@eg, so true about dance and HARD, damn entry level cunts
Reply
i like any party where i feel can feel comfortable talking about my aborshuns.
BLOW UP FTW
Reply
//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
@anonymous, is there ANY other party worth going to?
Reply
i wish i lived in a major metropolitan area that offered blowup. damn. i could score some ghey-curious altbros.
Reply
youre such a die hard
Reply
all those videos were fucking gay, plus all the douche bags in them too.
Reply
no freaking way that i’m posting my ultra authentic hangout on HRO. The very last thing I want is doughy party pix blogger with there DSLRs invading my fav space.
Reply
FUCK ALL U.
u all r 2 caught up in ur cobranding 2 realize the importance of a personal brand that appreci8s lyf 4 what it really is. I direct u 2 the AltBro mantra:
We are all trying to find
a) ourselves
b) meaning
c) a significant other
d) an insignificant other
e) some1 who appreciates us for who we are
f) some1 who appreciates us for what we look like
g) what will be big in 2k(x+1)
h) what will be big in 2k(x+2)
i) a tugjob
j) the next anus on a party pic site
k) all of the above
l) ________________
If u can experienc any of these at a party it is a party worth going 2. the fact that ‘its full of mnstrms’, ‘they just play fred falke rmxz from like 5 blog years ago’ or ‘ppl r still is copying the faggydyn look? wtf’ shouldn’t stop u from realizng that there r a bunch of tuggables out there waiting 4 their first meaningful alternative experience and u could be part of it if u r really alt enough. posers.
Reply
//////////Reply by oopsy poopsy
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 5:30 am
@LKTROzMUZK2,
LOLz
Reply
DON’T GO TO BLOW UP SF.
Reply
geez. why did I wake up this morning? All you unimaginative myspacers can IM yourself to hell as far as Im concerned. Whatever happened to having a good one for fucks sake? now its all about how u look and shit. my mamma warned me there would be days like this.when are we going to pull our troops out and start improving Our nation. Its no wonder that the world hates us.mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr
Reply
If this is the new school, Im glad im getting old. I just hope the noobs will get it and quit being so fuckin gay. Bring the Hardcore!
Reply
bitches
Reply
the person that edited these videos should be hung. and burned. or burned and then hung. huhu yeah
Reply
nah thanks crls, i’m going to stay in tonite to catch up on my (liberal)arts studies and catch up on my studies…can’t wait to see the pix though, and tell me how it goes.
Reply
//////////Reply by badkharmala
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
dammit why can’t you edit cmmnts? i meant “sleep”. fail. :(
Reply
DUDE, BLOW UP FUCKING SUCKS SO HARD! EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER GONE THERE, JUST ONCE, LIKE I MEAN EVER STEPPED THEIR FUCKING FOOT IN THE DOOR, EVEN IF THE DIDNT WANT TO, LIKE THERE WAS SOME GIRL THERE THAT MADE THEM COME. . . IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY, LAME, SLUT, FUCK, DOUCHE BAG, POSER.
ALSO, ANYONE WHO HAS NOT COME TO BLOW UP EVER, IS THE FUCKING BOMB, LIKE SERIOUSLY, THE BOMB! ! !
I AM PROUD TO SAY I’VE NEVER BEEN TO THAT STUPID FUCKED UP PARTY IN MY LIFE.
AND EVERYONE THAT GOES IS A FUCKING IDIOT. LIKE IF YOU’VE BEEN. JUST KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
IF YOU’VE BEEN WRITING COMMENTS ON BLOGS WHILE YOU’RE AT WORK (LIKE ME) THEN GIVE YOURSELF A BIG PAT ON THE BACK. BECAUSE WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. WE ARE HOW MATTER. WE MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
SO FUCK EVERYONE ELSE! SERIOUSLY. WE NEED SOME RECOGNITION FOR OUR COMMENTS! RIGHT?! WHY ISN’T THERE A BLOG ABOUT US?
THAT IS BULLSHIT.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Reply
//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted October 26th, 2008 at 4:20 am
@Jeffrey Paradise, <2
Reply
//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted October 26th, 2008 at 4:20 am
@tryin2findmyself, <3
(whoops)
Reply
//////////Reply by KANYE GLASSES 4EVER!
//////////Posted October 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
@Jeffrey Paradise,
TOUCH BALLS GRANDPA. I WAS THURR BEFORE THE RICKSHAW STOP WAS EVEN BUILT, PARTYING ON A CARDBOARD BOX IN A PARKING LOT TO A “MY FIRST SONY” BOOMBOX THAT ONLY PLAYED RENEGADE SOUNDWAVE TAPES. THAT WAS BACK WHEN BOYS USED TO FUCK GIRLS AND HAVING A MULLET WASN’T IRONIC YET.
I HAD TWO MULLETS, JEFFAG: ONE ON MY HEAD, AND ONE ON MY PUBES. KIDS AT BLOW UP TODAY DON’T EVEN HAVE PUBES CAUSE THEY SHAVED EM OFF CAUSE THEY’RE PORNO AND SHIT. I KEEP IT REAL, REAL HAIRY BRO.
I JUST WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO 2002, WHEN SHIT WAS REAL.
Reply
IM JUST A COLLEGE FRESHMAN TRYING 2 GET MY SWERVE ON. 18+ YALL!
Reply
everything is gheyzn
Reply
what about being alt ghey with out any chance of fggt sects? hope?
Reply
really really really…. mexico city
Reply