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Does Girl Talk's implementation of the homeless man beard make him more authentic? Or is his beard a little bit too 'freshman in college' proving that he is 'liberated' from his parents?
Definitely prefer BREAKBOT's (who I nvr realized looks like a more authentic Greg Gillis).
It's a shame we can't all grow Sufjan Stevens Douchebag Carpet Munching "Sit on my face" Goatees.
Heard that Sebastien Tellier smells like a Frenchman. Is that true, yall?
Might just grow an El Guincho homeless man mop+beard
No1 will ever be able to top Teddy K's Homeless Man Beard.
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How about "The Album Leaf"?
here: http://cfs.tistory.com/attach/1770/1036117406.jpg
And "Karotte" here:
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/345/karotteaz3.jpg
<3 <3 <3 teddy k
miss th0se days bad.
free teddy k yall!
beards are post-authenticism, facial hair is mnstrm
Electro -- "music" for kids, adults with attention spans of 5 year olds, people with A.D.D., and people who dress like Justice for halloween who think they're actually doing something "cool and original".
@anonymous, dude, who the eff are you? you are like a straight up buster. i h8 u. wtf? dressing as justice for halloween is like shit tons cooler and more original than you. DIAF
@anonymous,
U NEED TO A TUGGY OR SOMTHING CUZ U DON'T KNOW WHAT ALT-THENCITY IS.
Carles, how could you forget about Jousteeces beard?!?
luv how it ticklez my inner thighs <3
what about a Busy P sideburn beard
Mmmm, beards! The crazy untamed ones are teh besst. + those pedophile shades.
girl talk is a fggt. El guincho is most authentic. He looks pretty hungry. I wanna give him a dollar, feel sry for 20 secs, rationalize my guilt by saying he'll probably spend it on cheap booze, then go do line of coke off my new azn's alt tits.
my beard is really scraggly and makes me look greasy and dishonest. is that a good or bad thing? i'm in need of some serious help, yall
@mitch,
beards are the sexiest thing to happen to altdom.
the greasier the better.
also, goes nicely with sum flannel 4 the "cold season"
Who is teddy K?
was he the worlds first alt, or the just the first mnstrmr turned alt?
would growing a beard take me from entry level alt to a full fledged altbro?
ugh. beards. fucking h8 them s0000 bad. no-shave november is coming up though y'all, or would that be very mainstream?
I always read Girl Talk's beard as a Tour Beard, which is kind of like a homeless beard except for without the direness. Notice that when he's settled and doing press photos in shuttershades that there is no beard.
Dave Berman from Silver Jews should have been on here. He is post alt (Also, he tried to kill himself with crack and Xanax, which is about the most authentic and meaningful thing you can do. Even more authentic that HEATH.)
@DiabetesAlt,
David Berman is in his forties. That's not "post alt".....just old.
@dax jax, But he's still good sometimes, making him part of the alt rubric. Plus, you can quote his lines as if they are your own around entry level alts who consider reading books/being informed/being witty part of their personal brand and it can sometimes precipitate tuggz (it isn't like they are going to actually check out "American Water" and realize you are lying).
@AssBroGRRZ,
remember when _____________________ was meaningfulcore?
a) silverjews (2006)
please shut up about how american water makes you feel authentic because you "get" dave berman in a way that entry level alts nvr will. h8 taht. just join the bloghaus revolution.
@AssBroGRRZ,
your analysis is cogent.
jesus carles you get 8,000 hits a day? can you talk about me or link to my stupid ass 5 hits a day blog?????
it has really retarded stuff there too. i dont get it!
Where does devendra banhart's mop fit into this conundrum?
HELP!
I still can't believe how much Breakbot looks like Gillis:
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8533/breakbotpg7.jpg
close-to-santa claus' beard = eww
"homeless" fashion = not bad especially with designer shoes and bags
crls, what's d best zombie flick ever?
best bearded man on the market
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v336/26/59/563572700/n563...
el guincho is the homeless winner of my heart 4evr
sufjan stevens is still so fuckable...even w/ that ludicrisp prison pussie on his face.
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