YaLL!
Just wonderin’ which popular alternative indie rock front man has the most authentic peen?
Is it Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes’s penis?
While some artists get ‘nude’ ‘in the name of art’, we can all agree that Kevin Barnes gets n00d in the name of ‘zaniness.’
Or is it Devendra Barnhart’s penis?
“Watch out with that knife! h8 it when people slice my peen in halfsies (hotdog style cut)”
Did Devendra Barnhart steal the ‘natural’ peen aesthetic from John Lennon? Are you sad that Natalie Portman dumped him so that they couldn’t pose 2gether n00d? (wonder if she would have ‘grown out’ her ass to match Yoko Ono’s ploppy caboose)
Am I ghey for looking at other guys’s peens/johnsons/rods/zuneshafts/cobrasnakes?
Have yall seen any other altCeleb nude pix lately?
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mngfl
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uncalled4
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i came. thanx carles!
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@sum fggt,
ME 2
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 am
@anonymous,
omg s0 did 1. doz this mean im ghey?!?
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crles you fucker, i totes just vomed. so much for lunch.
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1) hro no longer work /child /islamic-country safe
2) kinda ghey, but then again who isn’t. shock value still kinda high tho
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I don’t know which of those units is more “authentically alt”, but these guys really need to tame the jungle, know what I mean? Huge hairy bush is never a pretty sight. And everyone knows less hair = more pleasure… Or is that not an alt concept? Self-deprivation - big in 2k9?
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//////////Reply by anonz
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
@mave, obsessive pubic pruning is so 2K0ver. ew @ landing strips, hitler staches, kute pube hearts. gb2 perez hilton or let’s get real.
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//////////Reply by mave
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
@anonz, Giving things a bit of a trim/shave is one thing - pruning shapes and so forth is another entirely. That stuff is the “Lee Press-on Nails” of pube care.
There’s nothing “obsessive” about good personal hygiene. I suppose it’s not very alt, but you’d think the improved sensation would be SOME incentive… geez.
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//////////Reply by anonz
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
@mave, what is pleasurable about prickly stubble down where da action happen??? NOTHING. save our rainforests
//////////Reply by mave
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
@anonz, I prefer my tooth-flossing in the bathroom mirror, in the morning, and alone. Thanks.
//////////Reply by georgeofthejungle
//////////Posted March 13th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@mave, are you kidding me? lots of hair=alternative cherry on top
via dan deacon/devendra danhart/jim james
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Is an un-circumsized weenie more authentic?
<3Post more uncut-alt peen<3
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excellent!
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uncut peen = i just dont give a fuck
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//////////Reply by HRO-bro
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 10:52 pm
@peenlover, like ‘eminem’
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like dude! avoid weed. not the best drug.
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and like it’s not even one. like wtf??????!!!!
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I think I might get suspended from my middle school if they see me browsing websites that show teets and peen
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recovered. LOL!
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this post is 0k by me cuz every1 is a little bit bi if u rlly think abt it
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//////////Reply by steve
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
@Gregg G., o m g gregg i love yr work
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hahahaha. carles you silly goose. whats funny is that i am mildly shocked i dont think i should be. who knew there was a way to do that still.
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Caetano Veloso ftw:
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RMK7J9REL._SS500_.jpg
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THANK YOU CRLS FOR THIS EXCELLENT POST
I HAVE GOTTEN TIRED OF HAVING TO SEE SO MANY ALT TITS, I NEEDED SUM ALT PENIS
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CRLS POST MOAR PENETRATION. I NEED TO SEE THE PEEN GO IN THE ASS OR I CAN’T KUM. ALSO PLEASE INCLUDE A LIFELIKE REMIX IN THE SAME POST.
THNK U.
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uncut peen = something ur born with that others want but cannot be imitated or obtained
therefore, alt by definition
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//////////Reply by mstrcnt
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
@anon,
lol
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<3peen
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now i know why Firefoxy’s Web Developer’ plug in has ‘disable images’ capabilities…but there should be an option for “block altfggt peens”
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//////////Reply by Ally
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
@badkharmala, hahahaha cock block
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I lolsies-ed, but that megapuss album is damn good :)
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These dudes R so small lyke I am massive by comparison
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eww they are all realllllly small. big = authentic.
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sometimez your posts piss me off from a feminist standpoint. quit hating on yoko’s arse.
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//////////Reply by oh fuck off
//////////Posted October 21st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
@feminocturnal, who give a shit, you have a vag and bleeds once and a while.
feminists are just whiney bitches. suck it up and shut the fuck up. no one wants to hear it.
now go make me a sandwich.
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//////////Reply by anonnie
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 am
@oh fuck off,
WITH MAYONAISE.
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classy. and, you make a great argument.
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:( I DID NOT EVER WANNA SEE JOHN LENNONS PUBES/TILTED PENIS
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY CRLS. MAKE A BLOG WITH ALL UPPERCASE!!!11 PLZ ITS REALI FUN
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devendra banhart’s wins.
i was a little upset when a friend showed me kevie’s the other day… honestly, it’s a little sad looking. :( poor little barnsie. guess his peen really is of montreal.
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@oh fuck off,
Word!
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crls, which’s the crrct alt-way to shave my pubes? is a shavd pussy/penis ttlly alt r nt?
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//////////Reply by childpred
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 am
pls crls. need 2 kno.
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Soo many tits, I think a few peens every once in a while is a nice change in scenery.
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grooming: who needs it? how often? why?
is there an alt vag/peen shaving stencil? or is it authentic to be ‘natural’ or is that just ‘gross’
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i hate my boyfriend, but i think his penis looks a lot nicer than these ones
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//////////Reply by anonnie
//////////Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 am
@anon,
I’m not your boyfriend baby.
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BEST POST EVER CARLES
<3 <3 <3
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time to start listening to of montreal now.
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uh! eff off, yoko’s ‘caboose’ is totally normal-cute
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devendra minus the pubes is like a folk singer without his much loved guitar.
DEVENDRA FÛR IMMER!
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I LOVE BODY HAIR.
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You are all a bunch of fucking idiots, srsly.
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//////////Reply by g
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@FUCK YOU, lolz
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pfft.
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hhaha my lunch didnt came out n not that it matters but this aint dat kute…. just a peen….lol
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not dat it matters but my lunch still in my stomach haha n not kute they juss peen ppl lol =D
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tiny
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hilarious. people are crazy. but frankly, who doesn’t like nudity?
http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=128
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is it more ‘authentic’ to have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis?
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