I just realized something.
I only rlly have 3 emotions. I can only rlly feel 3 ways about something.
I can <3 some1/something.
I can h8 some1/something
I can miss some1/something.
While yall may not respect me cuz I’m not complex, yall need to realize that these simple emotions are the core feelings behind everything.
<3 = when u either rllly luv some1 or when u ‘fake luv’ them and are kinda being sillie about liking them s0 much. Kinda worx both ways since I’m afraid of commitment/meaning what I say. U can prove that u rlly luv some1 or something by surrounding it with <3s. For example ” <3 [object] <3 .”
h8 = when u hate something/dislike something/are uncomfortable in a situation/feel inconvenienced/feel like something has wronged u/don’t like what something stands 4
miss = when u get a lil nostalgic about something u used to <3 or h8. It kinda symbolizes growin’ up and seeing things a lil bit differently than u used 2. u nvr realize how important something was until u start 2 miss it. U can also kinda ‘fake’ miss some1 2 make fun of how u used 2 view the world.
Feeling in action:
h8 u
miss u
miss u
<3 u
<3 u
h8 yall
miss u
h8 yall
h8 yall
miss u
<3 u
h8 yall
miss u
<3 u
miss u
h8 u
h8 u
h8 yall
h8/<3/miss u
What do u h8/<3/miss ?
Let’s get vulnerable.
want 2 see ur soul
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i <3 everything unless u have seen/heard/smelled/touched/tasted it.
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//////////Reply by Star
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
@nona, i h8 everything unless i have seen/heard/smelled/touched/tasted it.
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I want to get vulnerable. I h8 that no1 will miss me. wish some1 <3 me, but secretly i <3 being alone.
by the way, every1 h8’s me cause i murdered that natalie halloway girl. but that’s only because she said she <3 me, but lied. Miss U Aruba!
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//////////Reply by mfft
//////////Posted March 5th, 2009 at 3:20 am
whoa.
@great post!,
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i love a boy and being alone, i hate when friends are fake, i miss not being this way
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//////////Reply by UoWeM3AnIOU
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 5:09 am
@wonderrr,
C00L. can w3 pl34s get real 4 five sec0nds….i mean really. I <3 Alt cuz i just get it u know?
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//////////Reply by lawlcatz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am
@UoWeM3AnIOU,
is hot hot heat alt?
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//////////Reply by bodysnatcher
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@lawlcatz,
def not alt
how can you h8 steve zissou’s alt red hat? I just don’t understand gap in logic…
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//////////Reply by Kid Vincent
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@John Will Spooks,
not to mention WEZ ANDERSON totally directed that moovy.
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//////////Reply by Jim
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
@John Will Spooks,
yea, and miss Owen Wilson at the same time?
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
@John Will Spooks,
that movie sucked and that hat was infuriating, hope that fills the gap
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There are only 4 types of sentences…
Declarative – A declarative sentence makes a statement. A declarative sentence ends with a period.
Example: The house will be built on a hill.
Interrogative – An interrogative sentence asks a question. An interrogative sentence ends with a question mark.
Example: How did you find the card?
Exclamatory – An exclamatory sentence shows strong feeling. An exclamatory sentence ends with an exclamation mark.
Example: The monster is attacking!
Imperative – An imperative sentence gives a command.
Example: Cheryl, try the other door.
Sometimes the subject of an imperative sentence (you) is understood.
Example: Look in the closet. (You, look in the closet.)
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
@hipsterjunkie_, man u have been smoking some good crack
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
@hipsterjunkie_,
Really? I’m pretty sure other types of sentences r possible. u probs haven’t taken college lvl syntax so u probs dont know about all teh possibilities that r outside of ur anglo-centrick, highschool minded, prescriptivist, hegemonic standard.
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//////////Reply by mike...
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 2:58 am
@THATCHER,
h8 Hegemony….Butt ow well…
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//////////Reply by Pseudonym
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 4:16 am
@hipsterjunkie_,
entry lvl. upgrade to austin or roman jak. when u r ready to convert to altbag, then its time for jackie derrida. dun mention chomsky, hes mainstream
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//////////Reply by noisy tshirts
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 8:01 am
@Pseudonym,
miss/<3 derrida…
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
@Pseudonym,
h8 derrida, boring gpa
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i miss heath. ):
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//////////Reply by corea
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@Anonymous, miss heath is s0 mnstrm. h8 that fggt
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//////////Reply by k
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 1:48 am
@Anonymous,
<3 you. :(
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I h8 HRO posts that with too many pictures. I hate distilling the world down to simple core emotions but I “get” the sentiment.
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I h8 what I don’t understand.
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I Want Your Soul (Fake Blood Remix) – armand van helden
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h8 how that dewsh from the popular television series The Workplace is chillin with Benny Gibby so hard.
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starting to get freaked out a lil
Evry time I say something like hey,
(I only have 3 feelings) or
(I miss third eye blind) or
(hey remember 2004 and pre-serato dance parties) or (wow is this whole elektro thing washed up? am I going to have to start liking freak folk or something?)
then you blog abt it like a day l8r. either
u psychic/I’m just rlly predictable?/every1 else is thinking teh same exact thing??
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
@notlistningwhenusay,
its called the naturalismo family dood- take it from devy ban<3 instead of outa touch writers at spin, rolling+stoned etc and stop taking cred 4 what could obviously have ever came from the genius that is crls- who is probably reely a super computer built by apple 2 predict youth marketing trends etc.
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i miss angela chase, rayanne graph, ricky vasquez, jordan catalano from mscl.. 4 lyf
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//////////Reply by Tar
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
@dev, YES.
<3 old school mtv heartthrobs from kiddiehood like catalano + trent from daria.
totally set my “type” for life. jk.
am I? h8 not knowing if I’m being ironic…
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//////////Reply by dev
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
@Tar,
itz not ironic, but good attempt. u need h0w 2 b ironic 101.. carles get on that!1
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I <3 you
I discovered your blog few months ago and now you are like my master in life.
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crls just wants to ruffle feathers with a post like this.
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I hate this stupid blog.
I miss the world before blogs and the way people used to exhibit non-sarcastic emotion.
I love non-internet people.
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//////////Reply by badkharmala
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
@KANYE GLASSES 4EVER!,
you and sinister_eyebrowz should make children
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woah, don’t h8 on team zissou.
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Did u see this?
http://prettymuchamazing.com/
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h8 de offiz
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ahhh I was just thinking yesterday of how much I used to love SLC punk, damn you HRO now I have to rent the movie
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i miss space jam, excellent film merging rl lyfe with toonz, and it predicted the rise in popularity of pump up the jam-technotronik b4 any guido/electro/alt djs thought it was kewl and played it at their nightklubs thinkin it was rly alt and “original” and “oldskool”
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
@L, miiss watching Roger Rabbit everydayz, so hard. Taught me to fear+lust for toons! [but nrly.]
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//////////Reply by CogInSystem
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:38 am
@L, miss CoolWorld
hate how Kanye ripped off CoolWorld
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i miss pbr…. damm u, sparks
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is it just me or has this blog been about 85 times more entertaining in the last few days. just me? ok.
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missu beein alt in 90s for listening to No Doubt Beck Chemical Brothers White Stripes NOFX Blink 182
<3 sharks lil wayne britney spears’ nu album <3
h8 lensless glasses, headbanz
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I miss correct punctuation. It’s like a bunch of little Carles are running around!
You wear your grammar like a badge.
Alt-badges = big in 2K12?
Spell-check = big in 2K9.87600003030300120233?
Only Carles is Carles, pplz.
h8 u, online community…
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h8 u. I was totally gonna ask about Dahmer, and he’s in your damn sidebar. Totally ruined my comment
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H8 u Cereal Killer <3 u Lord Nikon miss u alt-jolie and CrAsHoVeRriDe
miss u Razor & Blade vs. Steve Aoki mashups on hypem
HACK THE PLANETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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lol crls you are a jon/colbert
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I think it’s interesting that you narrow down your feelings into these three categories. To fit something into one of these limited categories actually requires a lot of decisions. It’s something we can all try for ourselves. Except when reading your posts, I sometimes never understand how you based your judgments. Perhaps I’m not in the circle to understand for example in your first subject, why you h8 Sufjan. I appreciate your honesty throughout your blog, but I’m also curious about your reasoning. Is it because it is not true alt anymore? Or do you h8 people principally from the start because of what they are about?
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//////////Reply by oopsy poopsy
//////////Posted November 21st, 2008 at 4:32 am
@Jender, he h8s him bcoz he <3s him /// mancrush
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miss DFA79… h8 what they do now
<3 AZNs
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u love tom cruise/hate life aquatic. what the fuck
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You wanna know what I did today during my Business and Ecology class because of you, Carles?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_28h0546RA0E/SSP-72PdgtI/AAAAAAAAAF0/R6YPNfRo7oc/s400/luvh8+001.JPG
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//////////Reply by marbro
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@jolson, <3 u
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h8 that u didnt include HEATH
h8 u
how cud u?
nvr forgive… :’(
have 2 put it again in caps for xtra EFFECT
——H8 THAT YOU DIDNT INCLUDE HEATH——-
miss u, heath
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i love you.
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@lover.,
what about the future? like i WANT a new p brand. crls couldnt that be a 4th feeling u forgot or is it just silly to consider having any say in ur future?
myself, i <3 hypocrisy hiding behind moral l33tness
i miss 3 years of being called a fag in haiskewl for wearing girls pants before it was soo rad
and i h8 crls 4 h8ing jews- he needs to include “iLOOK” on the fashion sidebar now that barry changed things like racism
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//////////Reply by D
//////////Posted January 19th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
@sinister_eyebrowz, When you say you “want” something, what you are actually saying is that you love the idea of owning it in the future, and what you can do with it. In your example, you love the idea of having a new personal brand, and what that would give you in your hypothetical future world. So wanting still fits into the love/hate/miss triple-structure.
Likewise, fearing something is hating the idea of the possibility of it becoming a reality in the future. If I am scared of getting cancer, I could also express that as, say, “h8 u cancer.”
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I h8 u for h8ing sufjan and the office.
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<3 ur post
<3 ur blog
<3 ur life
<3 u
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What the fuck? BTW, who the fuck is Chris Carrabba. I had to right-click and see the file name to see what his name was. Also, Dave Thomas was a homophobic asshole.
…. I heard Jared Leto has a big dick…
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//////////Reply by kmr
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 3:53 am
@Ryan, dashboard!
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miss u myspace account with 9 billion hot entry lvls/jailbait/bitties to talk to on aim
h8 u myspace scenesters who think ur the ‘it’ kid in town/cyber with my bitties
<3 u hro, i will miss u when im old and have kids/have to take like so srsly
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Seriously you suck for the colbert and stewart comment!
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<3 the warehouse partie i went 2 last nite
h8 forgetting 2 bring cash for drugsies.
miss the can of sparkz i drank in the car (miss u)
(miss u)
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my 3 emos
awesome! sux, cool
it’s cause i’m old. but simple 4evs
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AUTHENTICITY FTW
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<3 your face jokes h8 other people saying it cos they say it wrong miss super mario brothers b2b zelda cartoons.
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“tragedy ecstasy destiny”
-Mark Rothbro
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