Whenever I see a MexiAlt, it makes me wish I lived a simple life. A life where I only watched MTV, listened to power pop/weirdo mainstream FallOutBoy type of stuff with electrobeats, and I was on myspace on my sidekick 68% of the day. I could settle down with a keut Mexicalt girl with a progressive pokemon haircut who had just discovered American Appy and had over 50 myspace photo albums. Things would be easier. We would be content with our high school educations, and move on to bigger and better things like Supercuts University.
Do u ever feel like ‘I wish I wasn’t s00 self-aware–would totes be ttlly happie if I didn’t ‘get’ life.’
Would u trade ur self-awareness for an AZN/entry level hornie alt/MeximAlt ?
S0 many decisions–ultimately I just want 2 be authentic.
Stay focused on ur long term goal of authentic personal brand sustainability.
XX BONUS ALTINO BROS XX
I wonder if Altino Bros are more in touch with electro and/or culture than WHITE altbros.
Is there such thing as electroTejano?
PART OF THE ALTINO NEVER DIES.
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Haha, awesome post.
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Supercuts University hahaha OMG Crls, you’re out of control.
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FINALLY!!! ttly <3 MXZs (mex-zees)…most of my mexiAlt frnds walk that fine line of ‘getting it’ and being a totey altbagg. ++ they love to get their drink on. that’s why I luv em.
U know crls…I was thinking of doing a rmx of a vicente song the other day while i was thinking about my life and drinking budlight/tecate/modelo….r u reading my mind?
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//////////Reply by arBAngo
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
@*Jesse,
haha,
true we know how to get our drink on.. fnck two sparks.. we drink two 40s
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“you are gettin me rockhard”
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Hey we still haven’t got a response over our AZN challenge to you Mr. Hipsterrunoff
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I’m going to return back to this post for many blog years to come. thnxcrls.
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supercutz? is that where i go 2 get 1 of thoze kewl haircuts? am i a boy or am i a gurl? i dno, can’t tell by my haircut u know?
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you should listen to NORTEC COLLECTIVE, the electrotejano you are looking for.
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mexialts are seriously the fucking hottest things in the world
FUCK DA HATAS
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//////////Reply by nr
//////////Posted November 17th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
@HOLY FUCK, yes!
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
@HOLY FUCK, for reals
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Omg Nice post…. maybe. :)
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Electro Tejanos listen to Narcotech n_n
and it’s all about THAT.
ps. but i dunno if electro tejanos is it, it does sound right though
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lol
check out more altinos at medetrash.blogspot
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lo00k at all these messicans happy they finally got blogged about..crls i didnt know you was down with the brown… ;/
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Mexi alt scene hoes are teh hottest..I love it when they come 2 the club in there hipster headband and american appy shiny tights and they text on there sidekick while on the dancefloor. I try n get tugs from as many as possible
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H8 MEXI-ALTS
ALTINO HOLOCAUST PLZ
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//////////Reply by Uncle Buck
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 12:57 am
@anonymous, Yur just mad u get no tugs foo. Part of the mexi tween revolution nevar dies
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:26 am
@anonymous, WHY KILL UR SLAVE LABOR WHICH IS RUNNING AS FAST AS THEY CAN 2 LINE UP FOR U THE ChAMPION COMPETITOR??
why kill ur mindlessly adoring fanbase who is cramped far enough away from where u get ur orders to stand on 1 foot and do the chicken dance bc itll make u sexier that u can now experience the perverse joys of tricking the less fortunate than urself into making asses of themselvs if it makes u money/ famous/ SOMEHOW CLOSER TO UR WETDREAM ALPHA COUNTER CULTURE CONSUMER ROLE MODELS to whom u have sworn a pledge of wasting the prime if not ur entire life to support theyre velvet roped off vip paradise WHICH U WERE TICKED INTO PAYING FOR ON UR SLOW VERTICAL MIGRATION TO THOSE VELVET ROPES ULL NEVER CROSS SHORT OF WINNING THE LOTTERY (literally, figuratively, and or especially IRONICALLY)
so tell me again why u want to kill that human wave which might surge u a name or adress further up along the food chain dood?
=D
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:46 am
@sinister_eyebrowz,
PS I DIDNT MEAN SCRATCH TICKET MONEY I MEANT BECOME THE NEXT CALVIN KLEIN AND INVENT THE NEXT HEROIN SHEIK AND IF U COME UP WITH SOMTHING WHICH WILL REMAIN A CONSTANT STAPLE OF THE COUNTER CULTURE NO MATTER HOW THE TRIMMINGS CHANGE THAN ULL BE 1 WITH THE GODS god damn wish i invented skinny jeans too, then id probably have an automobile which worked properly and could sleep easy at night knowing ive made the world a better place b/c guys can show their dicks off now too and fat people can provide free entertainment bandwagoning my mother fucking geniusly simple, forever kewl if ur lucky enough to have a body reminiscent of WHAT MAINSTREEM TELEVISION CRAMS DOWN HALF ITS VIEWERS EYE SOCKETS as a pre req to self esteem n mating
skinny jeans = alt?
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spot on. lovez it
but you forgot one thing crls
the shitty Altino DJ…with their ability to download from the same blogs for their unauthentic uninspired mixes.
… and their dreams to become the next jetsetting, record label owning, grey goose pouring, Asian dj.
<3 MOM & DAD
FUCK DSKOTEK, BIG NASTY and everyone else from the east LA party scene.
Eat my COOCH CHEESE
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i know some tuff guy or gall is going to be rude for this one because im outright questioning that theyre holliest of mating rituals, this alternative to the mainstreem lifestyle of capitalism backed strong by the military industrial complex this more ‘creative’ ‘artistic’ ‘cultured’ ‘intellectual’ fun-house if you will where one may without the frowning stares of parents, pastors, coaches and senators dissaproval to how we reject the mainstreem consumer astetic to chase after the alpha (richest, most motivated young adults who want to be MOST attractive to mates by doning this now epoch-critical of decedent flamboyancy WHICH COSTS $$$ GUYS) counter-culture consumers who are kept safe from mainstreem eradication and other less successfull competing mutations by those in the fun-house who have ran so fast and hard they caught up to the alphas and are rewarded with somehow justifying by sheer safety in numbers the reverence of slop over beauty because its different to what the youth are sick of being told they must strive towards to be successful maters- the justification of making what could only be called the essence of post modernism in a profitable distributable package to aide in successful attraction of mates in a better faster stronger way than the family valued methods of they’re humble mainstream hierarchy at which the alpha cunsumer, mater, mating strategy (personal brand) creators are those who form the pinnacle of mainstreem eliteness amongst the parents and grand parents of these coveted alpha counter culture icons who are now strongly justified esthetically and protected from eradication by the zelously competing subordinate members to the aplhas these consumers who can actually afford only a locally sweatshop version of the newest cutting edge fashion and adresses youll find amongst the alphas they hump ass to keep far enough up as so they may mingle across the scarry but HONESTLY FUCKING IMAGINARY nomans land into the land of mainstreem as to impress with theyre sucess those of theyre genoration who stayed tru to good ol uncle same thus increasing theyre power in society to get any desired mate, always be supported by an army of fanatical followers who are willing TO WASTE THEYRE ENTIRE FUCKING LIVES RUNNING AROUND THE DO NOTHING REAL FOR SOCIETY OR YOURSELF FUNHOUSE THAT IS THE EVER EVOLVING (to maintain the supremacy and inacessability of the now alpha esthetic hmmmmm from the 2000s its gone somthing like emo hardcore fashion core pitchfork core and now bloghouse aka altcore who are really just the humble hipsters of the picthfork yesteryear who have discovered that it is possible to mix the now 2 comfy 2 change dressing socially acceptable enough while still rocking the same meaningful core anthems and loafers by day with the most successfully escapist yet nightlife full of disco made on computers and shiny metalic animal prints and a new kind of beer that feels like a lil treat of a leagal drug THAT TURNS UR TUNG NEON COLORS and any lil kid from any walk of life any time and socioeconomic status is univerally mesmorized and thrilled TO HAVE THEYRE TUNGS TURN A FUNNEY COLOR) COUNTER CULTURE with mindless dogmatic unquestioning (xcept crls) UNTILL THEYRE COMPLETE IRREVERSABLE FAILURES AND WASTED OPPERTUNITIES FOR REAL FUCKING PROGRESS IN SOCIETY (point in case burnt out hippies, creepy disco dancers turned the older junkies who help the teenagers get into it etc etc) ill put it simple for all u dumbasses who dont understand- GODS NAME IS entrophy which is a universally repeating across all tiers of existance fractalized pattern from the tiny cute destiny of a true partice up to mollecular chemistry somehow turning into life (which is just super dooper animated and i guess the larger the lifeform more diversified groups of chemical compounds all the way up and through to socialogy applied to human beings. chaos to order THE STRONGEST PHENOMONOM CREATING SOME FUCK ANY KIND OF UNIFORMITY TO THE POINT OF FUCKING INNERTNESS (everyone in charge or doing well loves good ol STABILITY more than affordable gassoline prices even) AS FAR AS ITS CONCERNED AMONGST ALL THEY CONQUER WILL EVENTUALLY BE THE PERSONAL BRAND OF ALL FUCKING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE, but things repeat themselve on all levels of the gig ahhh? fractles mann. culture which more often than not is divided amongst crossable (but not with any boost to mating and success usually) imaginary lines drawn between different racial and ethnically unique groups of people (umbrella personal brands that are the common denominators amongst a group who share and fight for the success of theyre unique genitic code??) that taken into account it becomes more apparent that culture and yes even our beloved counter culture err i mean umm alt scene is an intellectual manisfestation of that mostly self contained breeding population and thus eventually a legit ethnic group well the intellectual manisfestation that which they all value and the asthetic they uphold the winning strategy which is allowing them to merc the fuck out of weaker bggt/ nigger/ comunist what have you oposing groups with theyre own unique culture and if successfull long enough genetically unique ethnic group? ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE HOW MAYBE WEVE BEEN TRICKED INTO THINKING WE ARE MAKING OURSELVS HAPPIER BY BEING mORE ATTRACTIVE AND EVENTUALLY POWERFULL BUT THE mAJORITY OF ALTBROS WILL NEVER GET TO THE ALPHA CATERGORY BECASUE THE POOR FUCKERS WERENT BORN INTO THE SAME BLOODLINES THAT RUN MoST OF THE MAINSTREEM CULTURE TOO , if u werent the richest most socially affulent bro that exists when you made your first tier head start into the funhouse of counterculture than unles you are exceptionally intelligent and legitmately creative than ull just wind up a creepy burn out alt bro in the future helping the youth to ruin theyre lives with recruitment into str8 no frills drug culture which is the shady external organs that symbiotiaclly run the lengh of the counterculter organism. youve been fed an edgyier sexier and MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT WHAT UR PARENTS WANTED U TO FOLLOW lie that if u devore yourself 110% to the counterculture you will wind up with a carefree paradise life amongst the alpha alts getting all the prime tugs and influence over other other people THAT THEY ONLY GET BECASUE THEYRE FUCKING RICH BEYOND UR DREAMS NOT BECAUSE THEY JOINED THE COUNTERCULTURE YOU FUCKING PUNK ASS naivetes !!!!!! and so this is how life works. but i do admit that threse a problem with the part where i theorized that even an artifically created culture would eventually divide amongst primevial ethnic lines and form isolated unique breeding populations, a new genotype to compliment the culture BUT THE FUCKING INTERNET / REASONABLY FAST HUMAN TRASNSPORTATION AND SHIPPING OF FORIGN GOODS IS FUCKING ALL THIS UP WTFFFF and so because of these little cheats that u can thank the mainstreem society for (shut up u know its fucking true) is allowing the alpha alts of today jump ship when too many inferior converts immigrate in hopes of realizing the ALTmerican dream bringing inferior parts of theyre inferior culture with them and thus lowering the new host cultures ability to increase your mating and those spoiled bastards just use theyre filthy ritchcness to establish the hip it desirable counter culture of tomorrow in some random ghetto burrough or now lamass city that was once the great cradle of the it counter culture of a decade ago etc etc take with them theyre attained enlightened inner most circle of artists and preformers who theyve kept at the cutting edge and just use whatever the fuck they were working on before all the rejects invaded mixed with some historical bullshit tie in to the punk movement or the disco blood bath alec party fggt movement or the real disco movement or whatever the fuck they decided was ignored enough by those assholes who just invaded the last alpha counter culture they worked so hard to foster up. AND BELIEVE ME CREATING BULLSHIT TIES IN TO ANY FAMoUS HISTORICAL GROUP OR IDEA OR REFORMING MUSIC MOVEMENT (vintage remix hehehe) etc and then force feeding it down the throat of the post alts who are now to be first ones to run down this even more ridiculously ornate and POINTLESS AND USELESS AND IMITATING EVERYTHING THAT CAME BEFORE IT FUNHOUSE KNOWN AS the even alter “lemming house” counter culture funhouse to waste theyre fucking lives chasing a false promise of ultimate bohemian artsy BUT STILL DECEDANT paradise offered in this newest of the fun houses? well my friends they EAT THE BULLSHIT HISTORICAL TIE INS TO DAVID AND THE MACABEES AND THE MANSON GANG AND
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sick of being told they must strive towards to be successful maters- the justification of making what could only be called the essence of post modernism in a profitable distributable package to aide in successful attraction of mates in a better faster stronger way than the family valued methods of they’re humslop over beauty because its different to what the youth are ble mainstream hierarchy at which the alpha cunsumer, mater, mating strategy (personal brand) creators are those who form the pinnacle of mainstreem eliteness amongst the parents and grand parents of these coveted alpha counter culture icons who are now strongly justified esthetically and protected from eradication by the zelously competing subordinate members to the aplhas these consumers who can actually afford only a locally sweatshop version of the newest cutting edge fashion and adresses youll find amongst the alphas they hump ass to keep far enough up as so they may mingle across the scarry but HONESTLY FUCKING IMAGINARY nomans land into the land of mainstreem as to impress with theyre sucess those of theyre genoration who stayed tru to good ol uncle same thus increasing theyre power in society to get any desired mate, always be supported by an army of fanatical followers who are willing TO WASTE THEYRE ENTIRE FUCKING LIVES RUNNING AROUND THE DO NOTHING REAL FOR SOCIETY OR YOURSELF FUNHOUSE THAT IS THE EVER EVOLVING (to maintain the supremacy and inacessability of the now alpha esthetic hmmmmm from the 2000s its gone somthing like emo hardcore fashion core pitchfork core and now bloghouse aka altcore who are really just the humble hipsters of the picthfork yesteryear who have discovered that it is possible to mix the now 2 comfy 2 change dressing socially acceptable enough while still rocking the same meaningful core anthems and loafers by day with the most successfully escapist yet nightlife full of disco made on computers and shiny metalic animal prints and a new kind of beer that feels like a lil treat of a leagal drug THAT TURNS UR TUNG NEON COLORS and any lil kid from any walk of life any time and socioeconomic status is univerally mesmorized and thrilled TO HAVE THEYRE TUNGS TURN A FUNNEY COLOR) COUNTER CULTURE with mindless dogmatic unquestioning (xcept crls) UNTILL THEYRE COMPLETE IRREVERSABLE FAILURES AND WASTED OPPERTUNITIES FOR REAL FUCKING PROGRESS IN SOCIETY (point in case burnt out hippies, creepy disco dancers turned the older junkies who help the teenagers get into it etc etc) ill put it simple for all u dumbasses who dont understand- GODS NAME IS entrophy which is a universally repeating across all tiers of existance fractalized pattern from the tiny cute destiny of a true partice up to mollecular chemistry somehow turning into life (which is just super dooper animated and i guess the larger the lifeform more diversified groups of chemical compounds all the way up and through to socialogy applied to human beings. chaos to order THE STRONGEST PHENOMONOM CREATING SOME FUCK ANY KIND OF UNIFORMITY TO THE POINT OF FUCKING INNERTNESS (everyone in charge or doing well loves good ol STABILITY more than affordable gassoline prices even) AS FAR AS ITS CONCERNED AMONGST ALL THEY CONQUER WILL EVENTUALLY BE THE PERSONAL BRAND OF ALL FUCKING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE, but things repeat themselve on all levels of the gig ahhh? fractles mann. culture which more often than not is divided amongst crossable (but not with any boost to mating and success usually) imaginary lines drawn between different racial and ethnically unique groups of people (umbrella personal brands that are the common denominators amongst a group who share and fight for the success of theyre unique genitic code??) that taken into account it becomes more apparent that culture and yes even our beloved counter culture err i mean umm alt scene is an intellectual manisfestation of that mostly self contained breeding population and thus eventually a legit ethnic group well the intellectual manisfestation that which they all value and the asthetic they uphold the winning strategy which is allowing them to merc the fuck out of weaker bggt/ nigger/ comunist what have you oposing groups with theyre own unique culture and if successfull long enough genetically unique ethnic group? ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE HOW MAYBE WEVE BEEN TRICKED INTO THINKING WE ARE MAKING OURSELVS HAPPIER BY BEING mORE ATTRACTIVE AND EVENTUALLY POWERFULL BUT THE mAJORITY OF ALTBROS WILL NEVER GET TO THE ALPHA CATERGORY BECASUE THE POOR FUCKERS WERENT BORN INTO THE SAME BLOODLINES THAT RUN MoST OF THE MAINSTREEM CULTURE TOO , if u werent the richest most socially affulent bro that exists when you made your first tier head start into the funhouse of counterculture than unles you are exceptionally intelligent and legitmately creative than ull just wind up a creepy burn out alt bro in the future helping the youth to ruin theyre lives with recruitment into str8 no frills drug culture which is the shady external organs that symbiotiaclly run the lengh of the counterculter organism. youve been fed an edgyier sexier and MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT WHAT UR PARENTS WANTED U TO FOLLOW lie that if u devore yourself 110% to the counterculture you will wind up with a carefree paradise life amongst the alpha alts getting all the prime tugs and influence over other other people THAT THEY ONLY GET BECASUE THEYRE FUCKING RICH BEYOND UR DREAMS NOT BECAUSE THEY JOINED THE COUNTERCULTURE YOU FUCKING PUNK ASS naivetes !!!!!! and so this is how life works. but i do admit that threse a problem with the part where i theorized that even an artifically created culture would eventually divide amongst primevial ethnic lines and form isolated unique breeding populations, a new genotype to compliment the culture BUT THE FUCKING INTERNET / REASONABLY FAST HUMAN TRASNSPORTATION AND SHIPPING OF FORIGN GOODS IS FUCKING ALL THIS UP WTFFFF and so because of these little cheats that u can thank the mainstreem society for (shut up u know its fucking true) is allowing the alpha alts of today jump ship when too many inferior converts immigrate in hopes of realizing the ALTmerican dream bringing inferior parts of theyre inferior culture with them and thus lowering the new host cultures ability to increase your mating and those spoiled bastards just use theyre filthy ritchcness to establish the hip it desirable counter culture of tomorrow in some random ghetto burrough or now lamass city that was once the great cradle of the it counter culture of a decade ago etc etc take with them theyre attained enlightened inner most circle of artists and preformers who theyve kept at the cutting edge and just use whatever the fuck they were working on before all the rejects invaded mixed with some historical bullshit tie in to the punk movement or the disco blood bath alec party fggt movement or the real disco movement or whatever the fuck they decided was ignored enough by those assholes who just invaded the last alpha counter culture they worked so hard to foster up. AND BELIEVE ME CREATING BULLSHIT TIES IN TO ANY FAMoUS HISTORICAL GROUP OR IDEA OR REFORMING MUSIC MOVEMENT (vintage remix hehehe) etc and then force feeding it down the throat of the post alts who are now to be first ones to run down this even more ridiculously ornate and POINTLESS AND USELESS AND IMITATING EVERYTHING THAT CAME BEFORE IT FUNHOUSE KNOWN AS the even alter “lemming house” counter culture funhouse to waste theyre fucking lives chasing a false promise of ultimate bohemian artsy BUT STILL DECEDANT paradise offered in this newest of the fun houses? well my friends they EAT THE BULLSHIT HISTORICAL TIE INS TO DAVID AND THE MACABEES AND THE MANSON GANG AND
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hmmm the manson gange and sub sarahan african break dancing music BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BELIVE THAT THE NEWEST INCARNATION OF UNIQUE ALTERNATIVE TO THE MAINSTREEM BULLSHIT RAT RACE WHICH PROFITS PEOPLE ALOT SMARTER OR RICHER THAN YOU REALLY IS BASED ON THESE ASTUURE AND NOBLE AND DIGNIFIED BRAVE AFRICAN BREAK DANCERS WHO WITH THE HELP OF CHARLS MANSON AND THE MACABEES WERE ABLE TO REVOLT AGAINST THEYRE MAINSTREEM CAPITOLIST OPPRESSORS AND CREATE A UTOPIA FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH MORE PEOPLE THAN BEFORE BECASUE THE UNIFORMS ARE BETTER AT ATTARACTING MATES ETC
does anyone fucking understand all this?
people believe whatever lies they need to for the preserverence of their human dignity despite the fact that theyre running ragged wasting theyre lives and the oppertunity for real acheivement through this total devotion to the lemming house movement instead of actuall GROWING SOME FUCKING BALLS AND DECIDING FOR YOURSELF WHAT YOU WANT FROM LIFE WHO YOU WANT TO BE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY COME ON THE WALLS OF THIS FUCKING FUN HOUSE ARE SOO EASY TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH TO ALL THE MACHINES WHY WONT ANY ONE RUN 4 THE EXITS??? DO U REALLY BeLIEVE ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT THE BREAK DANCING MACABEES WHO TOOK ON THE MAINSTREEMRS 2 PRESERVE OUR FREEDOM TO MAKE SPECTACLES OF OURSELFS HOPING FOR pARADISE AND MATING BUT IN REALITY JUST MAKING THE RICH RICHER AND THE SMART STRONGER?
guys what the fuck why are we all wasting our time, YEAH I ADMIT I DONT WANT 2 BE THE FIRST GUY WHO HAS TO THROW THIS RUBiSH WHICH WAS MADE DISPOSABLE TO BEGIN WITH AWAY, YES I AM HAVING FUN, YES I DO LIKE GETTING LAID, YEs I DO ENJOY THE ENVIOUS mixed with DISGUESTED STARES OF THE redneck mainstreemr and theyre kid the present day inhabitants of fashion core “scenester” brand who dochely made it too gothy.
BUT WHEN WILL WE STOP BEING JUST AS INEFFECTUAL TO GEOPOLITICS AS THOSE ASSHOLES INCHARGE OF THE MAINSTREEM WANT TO KEEP THEYRE SHEEP AS WELL AS US BECUSE TRUTH BE TOLD THEYRE THE ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA HIPSTERS OF THE WORLD
WHY DONT WE STOP INDULDGING IN AS MANY FORMS OF VISUAL AND CONCEPTUAL MASTURBATION AS POSSIBLE AND JUST FUCKING OVERTHROW THE BASTARDS WHO R REELY AT THE TOP??
WHO THE FUCK IS WITH ME
pls dont be angry at me 4 point out the obvious if ur smarter or debunking your valued mating ritual if ur dumber I JUST TOOK TOO MUCH SPEED AFTER A PRE-MID LIFE CRISIS ON MY 22 BIRTHDAY AND SUDDENLY IT ALL BECAME SO CLEAR
what should i do with this newfound realisation? i know blowing stuff up hurts innocent people which is how the assholes at the top do it, how can i beat them while still being a better person than them???
AM I GOING CRAZY IS THIS WANT CRAZY FEELS LIEK
OH GOSD
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oh shit it got out of order!!!!! CRLS UR WEBSITE FUCKED UP MY RANT TO LAUNCH A THOUsAND….. BOYCOTS OF SHIT WE DONT NEED WHEN PEOPLE WHO DESERVE 2 not starve 2 death must dye in that especially painfull and wretched manner just because they were fucking unlucky enuff 2 but on the OMEGA end of the stick, and believe me what ever counter culture exists in the ( omega = bottom tier in a wolf pack, the guys who have to hold all the meat and barf it into the puppies mouths) omega aka 3rd world ARE KINDA BUSY WITH INSURGENCY OR COUNTER INSURGENCY OR SOME OTHER FORM OF ACTUALLY FIGHTING FOR THEYRE LIVES AND BELIEFS SO THEY CANT BE BOTHERED TO SAVE THOSE lAZY STARVING BASTARDS RITE? BUT IF WE ALLL SACRAFICED SOMTHING WE KNEW WE DIDNT REALLY NEED TO BE hAPPY AND HOOK UP WITH ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE (theres always the literally genuine version of confidence people) AND BY DOING THAT SAVED TONS OF PEOPLE FROM A WRETCHED DEATH THEY ONLY ASKED FOR BY BEING BORN IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME??? OKAY HERES THE FINAL QUESTION IF U CAN FIGGURE ANY OF MY CRAzY (and thx to crls’s CRAPPY POSTING SYSTEM ALL JUMBLED AROUND) THESIS “IS IT MORE IMPORTANT FOR US AS HUMAN BEINGS TO CONTINUE PUTTING VAST ENERGIES INTO BEING THE BEST COMPETITOR OR MAYBE WE COULD REINVEST THAT MOTIVATION AND POTENTIAL INTO INSURING UNIVERsAL HUMAN RIGHTS??” the conflicts arent reely caused by ideology guys its the ASSHOLE UNFAIR DISTRUBITON OF NATURAL RESOURCES BEING MONOPOLIZED BT THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THOSE WHO COMPETE TO DESTROY feEDING OFF THE REMENANTS OF THOSE WHO WERE GOOD AT COOPERATING
WE CAN FIX THE WORLD AND PAY FOR OUR SINS BEFORE WE ALL DESTROY EACHOTHER, ATLEAST STARTING WITH THE NOTiON THAT WERE NE BETTER THAN THE MORE PRIMATIVE ANIMALZ………….
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//////////Reply by prot0 french-shower
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 6:37 am
@sinister_eyebrowz,
get yer own blog, so that i can ignore that too… thanks!
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 8:41 am
@prot0 french-shower, thats all she wrote about that mister, people can breathe sighs of relief and continue having happy lives disconnected from reality in the fun house of their own choosing!!
but let me tell you somthing: birthdays+uppers binge reaching the minor hallucination phase+ shocking identity/ values crisis = the most meaningful awkward-feeling moment of liberation that didnt have anything 2 do with wierd/kinky mating with that overweight masculine chic ur sorta too embarrassed to acknowledge u dated
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//////////Reply by prot0 french-shower
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 3:09 am
@sinister_eyebrowz, i dont think you understand that i can’t read.. i just get on the internet for the hot noodz…
//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@sinister_eyebrowz, First acid trip I take it?
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@anony, lucy = so last summer. if u binge on speed 4 2 long u start 2 trip though…. + xavier it was waaay more about self indulgence and ur real name is prolly craig or sumthng isnt the one ur parents gave u good enuff ?
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
@sinister_eyebrowz, i did not read a single sentence in your stupid rant, next time dont even bother
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post more mexiatls please
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:10 am
@people who agree wholeheartedly w/ matt,
WHT THE FUUUKKKKK PEOPLE is it easier to feign deafness when you hear the spirit of ETHICS BLOWING THOSE HORNS THAN HAVING TO ACTUALLY EXPLAIN THAT UR LAZY, SELFISH, AFRAID OF CHANGE, and honestly WILL NEVER EVER EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS DIFFERENT FROM the asthetic u worship as the strongest EVEN THOUGH U KNOW THEY ARE IN PAIN WHILE THEYRE BODDIES DIGEST THEMSELVS FOR AS LONG AS LIKE 2 WEEKS BEFORE THEYRE TREATED TO THE MERCY OF A HEART ATTACK???
gosh i just made the meaning of lyfe CONDENSED INTO 3 LONG COMMENTS (theres a 4th duplicate, GOSH I LOVE MUTATIONS THEYRE HOW SOME GUYS GET THE CHANCE TO MERC THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS which im guessing is all the rage for anyone who ACTUALLY WANTS THE FUCKING WORLD TO END AS SOON AS 2012) three, only three fucking comments explaining the meaning of lyfe and our true call to greatness after the electro bubble bursts nxt year in laymans terms probably laughably accessible 4 people with IQs at or post 120 AND U SHMUCK EXCUSE 4 one of those wierd hairless upright apes they rumor POSESS SOMTHING SPECIAL WITHIN THEM THAT NO OTHER BEFORE HAS EVER KNOWN THE BLESSING OF JUST WANT TO SEE MORE MEXIALTS because hell from prison camp 2 the burbs AN INFLUX OF RAW MEET MAKES THE OLDER RESIDENTS MORE BETTER in the relativity of it all while providing them with some greenbacks 2 easily exploit, and theyre women to easily plunderr????
HUMAN AFTER YALL I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN, OR THAT I WAS BORN LIKE A KUET ZANNY HOUSE CAT OR SOMTHING SO THAN I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE SO EMBARRASED BY MY ENTIRE FUCKING SPECIES, ESPECIALLY THOSE WANKERS WHO CLAIM 2 BE AT THE CUTTING EDGE OF ITS ARTS etc etc
what a fucking shaam that solves it, joining the IDF AND BECOMING A PERFECT KILLING BULLDOZING MACHINE IS THE ONLY CALLING WHICH APPEALS 2 ME THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO RELATE ON ANY LEVEL TO U GUYS
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//////////Reply by matt
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:16 am
@sinister_eyebrowz, tl;dr
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:32 am
@matt, oh.. oh my SORRY mathew i wasnt pointing a finger at u personally im sorry if my titted out grammer made it seem like that, IM TRYING 2 GUILT THE ENTIRE ALT RACE INTO DOING THE RITE THING AFTER THE nudisco dream cums 2 and end and theyre given the choice to positively benifit the greater part of human society or 2 push and shove in line for the mindblowingly escapist fantassy land of the new and alt-proved “lemming house” fun house of the next alpha counter culture consumerism cluster fuck. again im sorry matt, 4 all i know ur just 1 one of the decent kind hearted and legitly intellectual headz out there who just has a fetish 4 latinos who dress like ur ex gf
//////////Reply by .xXxXanonyXxXx.
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am
@sinister_eyebrowz,
srsly, whatever that meta-post-intellectual bullshit is, im too cool to read it but if anyone asks me i did read it and do ‘get’ it.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
@.xXxXanonyXxXx., you know what… I think I speak for most people here when I say that pretty much everyone “gets it”. Yeah you know the world sucks and everything but I can’t afford the therapy to deal with this shit. People come here to read mindless dribble so they DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHIT LIKE THIS for a few moments during the day. Being obsessed with shit you can’t change REALLY TAKES IT OUT OF YOU and I got really fuckin fatigued with it all a long time ago.
You can be miserable or you can be slightly less miserable which I why I go to shows, do drugs, and waste time on the internet. Apathy? Go fuck yourself.
HRO, Do you have any advice for alts that are stuck in their emo days? I’m trying to get my brother to be more “progressive”….but he clings to the culture of 2001. Plz help.
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//////////Reply by ES
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
@melis!, Aw, if it’s your kid bro, just let him be! I am proud of my mnstrm, chubby, Polartec-clad, smart li’l bro and happy that he is free from the shackles of altdom maintenance. If he genuinely exults in 2001 emo, fuck it! Let him.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
@ES, “free from the shackles of altdom maintenance” isn’t that the fuckin truth…. to be so blissfully ignorant might not be that bad.
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that one person who wrote a lot needs to use more punctuation marks. all i see is a sea of words.
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//////////Reply by smehpstr
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
the person who wrote that needs to get a fucking life…
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altino blogs rock my world!!.. keep it up crls!!
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“Do u ever feel like ‘I wish I wasn’t s00 self-aware–would totes be ttlly happie if I didn’t ‘get’ life.”
All to often
“Would u trade ur self-awareness for an AZN/entry level hornie alt/MeximAlt ?”
no…maybe…idunno
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