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ALTBRO or ALTBAG is a popular HRO gimmick where the reader must decide if the male pictured is an altbro or an altbag. Usually, the picture is of some guy who is tough to classify. HRO readers are the most aware people on the planet.
[Photo by the minneapoline]
Please justify your response.
For example: "Altbros are too prepubescent to grow developed moustaches. He is an altbg."
or "He is an altbro because only an altbro would try to grow a handlebar moustache to differentiate from other altbros."
or "he is a cool dad who is going through a divorce and lost custody of his child. He is searching for his personal brand somewhere between 'cool' and 'dad.'"
Should I grow a moustache?
or should I shave my head?
Or should I stop shaving and grow an 'i don't care abt society's norms' beard?
Comments
I'd go with the shaved head with the beard, sort of shaved off awkwardly where the head stops and the beard begins. Well, maybe I wouldn't, but someone should. Have to think about the future.
altbggt:
1. hand on hip
2. angle of feet
3. gay face
4. FGGT
why don't you show your face CRLZ and we can decide if you are an ALTBG or a merely a benevolent Chili's pitchman?
@sam, H8 u.
@Plumdrops, whateva, u TGI Fridays peasant
@sam, H8 all food. I only drink Grey Goose.
is having kidz the ultimate altbag coup de grace?
word, altbggt
OBVIOUS ALTBGGT
Easy queschan!
his ugly stache is not hiding his fugly face.
altfuglyfggt
what happened to trying alternative experimental comparative pic posts
this one is just too ez
i don't think he is either altbro or altbag. i think he is fggt.
carles: the time has cum to tackle femALTs like this
tackle lol
jesus
it isn't...
His 'faux-hawk' reminds me of Kurt Kobain. <3him.
but Kurt is DED.
h8 u, ultimate alt-baggot.
<3always,
maxwell m.
hes an altbag... look at his soul patch its a dead giveaway
Altbag by default. Its well known an altbro cant develop facial hair cause all their testosterone goes to getting tugs/cumming to quickly [like micheal phelps.]
definite ALT-BAG! I'd say shave your cowboy stach... and head... and possibly any other FGGTY hair you may have... move to Wyoming and re-evaluate your life.
How about, recovering pirate?
Moving slowly away from the even more flamboyant codpieces and silk shirts, but in doing so has moved into the dangerous realm of altbggt.
As for the pirastache, I think it speaks for itself.
@jolson, Also, worth noting the bandana and hoop earings. This man is a scurvy sea dog.
1st world Pokemon
FGGT. You can tell by the fact that he tried to create a zany personal brand but forgot to change his personal pose.
obvio alt bro. so yng. so inscre. and i always swoon for the altbaggs, know he is not one. <3 u Carles.
alt bag stance
It's Movember down under
Mo bro's EVERYWHERE
AOL it.
can someone tell me please wtf is up with his hair sitch? what is that orange thing??
Totally a DRUM & BASSter
yo that ain't no shaved head. look closely its pulled back with some variant of dark stretchy cloth
ALTFGGT
no one with a tasche has ever been even remotely cool FACT
is dat sum v for vendetta?
He is a man trying to be a cool dad to regain the love and acceptance of his children, but he is failing. Following this change in life style a slap stick comedy will unfold that will show the audience that there is an unbreakable bond between man and his spawn. If it was made into a movie, Robin Williams would be in it.
the folded out long belt/fake brown dick makes him an altbag
i think i just found 2k9 waldo trying to disguise himself as a tortured alt
altbag. hand on hip no go.
his hair pzzls me.
hahahaha.. oh no minneapolis..
sooooooooo uglie not 2 b mean
this is what mainnstream minneapolis publications consider fashionable.
@minneaps, is this a statement against minneapolis or against minneapolis publications? I'm from Brooklyn, (that's in NY BTW) and I'm totes in the kno of whats fn cool. This is not cool, however, and I was wondering... is this whats cool in minneap? could see me nver visiting there...
@BROOKLYN!,
yes, thanks I know where Brooklyn is, I'm from the east coast, i just go stuck in the midwest. and you didn't need to explicitly say that you were in the know. I'm mean, isn't "i'm from booklyn" sysnonimous with automatically knowing what the coolest things ever are? anyways, more statement against minneapolis publications, specifically the local newspaper, star tribune. there's some decent fashion going on here, not with this dude (believe me). but really, don't evr visit.
@minneaps, That what happens with travel to the midwest. You get stuck. :(
(WI)
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