This picture made me think about how important alternative women are.
[Photo by Yap Snaps]
Would I still be the same person if alternative QTs had some sort of skin-eating disorder/disease? What if the tug economy dried up? What if there were no entrylevelaltgrls/altbaguettes to have late nite conversations with? Would I still be the same person?
Without alternative women, there would be no alt.
- Entry Level alt girls
- altBroads.
- altbaguettes.
- Empty altDivas who are 300% less interesting and less ‘connected to what’s relevant’ than their personal brand would indicate.
- Moderately thick girls who turned to being ‘alternative’ because mainstreamers wouldn’t let them brand their underlying quirky identity.
- ‘alternative sorority girls’ who dress like sorority girls but have alternative faults which leave them longing for a more meaningful life outside of their sorority house where ‘u don’t pay for ur friends–u find them at Of Montreal concerts/music festivals.’
- Even malnourished raver girls who altbros wouldn’t mind settling for are important.
All of these femalts are important. They are as important as alcohol. They are as important as the headlining DJ. They are as important as the party photography. The alternative female economy is the reason we all keep going.
Without alternative females, altbros would not be altbros. Without alternative females, there would not be ‘kute dancey chicks’ who have the spirit of some1 being at a concert for the first time. Without alternative females, the thrift store economy would collapse on itself because poor people don’t actually shop at thrift stores. Without alternative females, there would be no1 to be meaningful waitstaff at local moderately upscale restaurants.
I never want a mainstream girl.
I will always want an alternative girl.
Give me alternative breasts, or give me death.
Dear alternative female,
you are important 2 me.
<3 CRLS
PS: miss u
PPS: treat urself 2 an appetizer at Chili’s and bill it to my paypal account. <3u
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Give me alternative breasts, or give me death.
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Give me CARLS, or give me death.
With <3
Entrylevel
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… I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
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h8 chilis and faux ethnik eating establishingments.
h8 h8 h8
<3 free appetizers tho
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post more altbaguettes i must masturbate soon
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i love the kind of raver chicks who think its hip to eat baby food and watch re-runs of sex in the city and buy vynles when they dont own a vynles player and think agyness is original and think tyra banks is still hip.
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//////////Reply by anony2.0
//////////Posted December 1st, 2008 at 2:18 am
@plastic fang, I just glad that I’m not the only one that buys vinyl without actually owning a turntable.
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<3 carles! this alternabroad is forever yours!
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s0 glad i’m part of the altFGGT economy. <3 never worrying about the volatility of the altFemale market.
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“I never want a mainstream girl.
I will always want an alternative girl.”
I could not have said it better myself. I would almost want to die alone then to have a non altgirl.
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meaningful alt girls = meaningful alt relationship.
meaningful alt sluts = meaningful alt sex.
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so h0rny rite now.
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OH MY GOD. ALTBAGUETTES=AMAZING.
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//////////Reply by kaiser
//////////Posted December 1st, 2008 at 2:25 am
@JONNY ‘GAYDOTCOM’ LO, agreed, best HRO meme yet. where do altbaguettes get baked in the first place? will they allow you to make altsandwiches?
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thanks for the appreciation carles. marry me?
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Best thing about altbro flirting? Marriage proposal is common directyl after kiss/before sex.
Love being altjailbait[withoutanyonereallyknowinghowoldiam,ofcourse]
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Is that what alt-girls look like after getting skullfucked by someone they are in a meaningful relationship with?
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‘altbaguettes’ – lolz!
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OMG Crls.
thx for an ode. It was kinda onesided up to this pt but now I feel so equal.
AltBroads <3 .
I appreciate ur existence.
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