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Are you an individual, or r u part of the machine?

[Note: this picture is a metaphor.]

Sometimes I wonder if I am an individual, or if I am just part of some bullshit corporate America machine. I don’t just want to be a product of marketing. I want to be a post-informed consumer. I want to make authentic decisions, and not be influenced by ‘men in suits who just want to make money.’ I am an artist. I do not want 2 b exploited.

I want to owe my existence 2 myself.
I am an individual. I am not the real-life embodiment of relevant themes from the movie THE MATRIX: Keanu’s Bogus Journey.

This is a post about searching for the perfect alternative breasts.

xx BONUS singular tit xx

I am the lone breast//featured in the party pic//
I am the lone breast//not featured in the party pic//
My tit is more meaningful than the other tit.
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21 Comments

  1. anonymous
    Posted November 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    those cables/that floor is so disgusting why would you want them on your breasts :(((((((

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  2. Posted November 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    because anonymous we live for the 1950’s torpedo boobs, I thought they were extinct

    RIP

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  3. Posted November 29, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    so electro. I cant take it anymore.

    h8life

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  4. tim
    Posted November 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    this is all i drink
    http://www.vtsoda.com/electro_2.jpg

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  5. Posted November 29, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    Hello. Where can I go to see girls tits at parties? That doesn’t happen at the parties I go to… In fact I can’t remember the last time I even went to a party, let alone left my apartment to get something other then a pack of cigarettes or a sandwich across the street at the associated supermarket.

    In any event, here is saturday night. Have fun ‘yall’.

    I enjoy this blog.

    peace-drew

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    //////////Reply by jonnypure
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    @Drew, well.. that saddens me drew.U SHLD B OUT BLOWNGLINES CRSHNG BRU W/ GOOD BROS BURNING FIRE B SKINNY N FKING DANCE MANGGGGGGG

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    //////////Reply by jonnypure
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    @jonnypure, ALSO MOVE 2 NYC BK WEST QU NNNNN OR CHARM CITY AUTHENTIC EASTCOAST LIVIN FUCK FILTHYDELPHIA. BUT NOT THAT DANNY DEVITOS SHOW THATS G-RATE

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  6. Posted November 29, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    dump truck has better tits than those altwhores.

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  7. human after yall
    Posted November 29, 2008 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    Today is my birthday!

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    //////////Reply by Eric
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    @human after yall, happy birthday!

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  8. Posted November 30, 2008 at 1:52 am | Permalink

    I’m most certainly part of the machine because that’s how self aware I am. The problem is I seem to getting the raw end of the deal at the moment. Really if you want to be truly independent then go find a piece of land out in the middle of no where to live on….. frankly it doesn’t sound that appealing does it? I think what it comes down to is deciding just how big a tool your willing to be.

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    //////////Reply by jonnypure
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    @anony, FOSHO,FOSHO

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    //////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
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    @anony,

    but now going out to the middle of no where would be following your regiment/recipe for “independence”. Way to ruin it.

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  9. badkharmala
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 2:50 am | Permalink

    humanrobothumanrobothumanrobothumanrobot

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  10. anony
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    w0rd, fag

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  11. Posted November 30, 2008 at 4:17 am | Permalink

    whoh. i don’t think the perfect alt breasts have been invented yet. or maybe they are on some body that is not controlled by an alt soul!!!! what should we do in that situation????? should we force them into alt or accept that sometimes alt lives in the mstrm???

    i dunnoo.

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  12. Posted November 30, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    the perf alt breasts are definitely small.

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    //////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
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    @childpred,
    but not necessarily dainty.

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  13. Posted November 30, 2008 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    that alt breast is horrifying. makes me wish the cobra snake would bite her in the neck.

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  14. laffy
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    when are you going to post the scoop of the justice movie

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  15. Korean dictator
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    funny…

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  16. Chili's Waiter
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    THESE TITTAYS

    THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT WORTH LIVING.

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  17. jonnypure
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    CRLS PLEASS, U KNOW DAM WELL THIS IS ALL WE R ALL JUST INTRICAT LIL PARTS IN THIS IDEALISTIC MACHINE OILED W/ A FEW ALT SOULS WHO REAK OF AUTHENTICITY W/ TOUNGUES FIT 4 FINE TASTEMAKING…. WONDER HOW MANY ENTRYLEVS I WILL C AT VAMPY WEEKEND ON THURSSSS DAM WHAT WE DO 4 TUGZZZZ.

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    //////////Reply by word police
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    gah…

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  18. internt
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    1st pic is a meta4 of altz who r vulnerable to the hypeMACHINEZ. hype can touch ur boobiez, swallow u whole and destroy ur love of concept albumz, leaving u to be a braindead hype collecting zombie in the remix economy industrial complex. remindz me of 1 time i d/led the entire vampy wknd album from the hyperz. nvr 4get.

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  19. me oh my
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    paris is just synonymous with fear.

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  20. anonymous
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    THOSE R BIG NIPS

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  21. anonmoose
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    all u post r white grlz
    mayb u shuld post othr ethnicities

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