[Note: this picture is a metaphor.]
Sometimes I wonder if I am an individual, or if I am just part of some bullshit corporate America machine. I don’t just want to be a product of marketing. I want to be a post-informed consumer. I want to make authentic decisions, and not be influenced by ‘men in suits who just want to make money.’ I am an artist. I do not want 2 b exploited.
I want to owe my existence 2 myself.
I am an individual. I am not the real-life embodiment of relevant themes from the movie THE MATRIX: Keanu’s Bogus Journey.
This is a post about searching for the perfect alternative breasts.
xx BONUS singular tit xx
I am the lone breast//featured in the party pic//
I am the lone breast//not featured in the party pic//
My tit is more meaningful than the other tit.
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21 Comments
those cables/that floor is so disgusting why would you want them on your breasts :(((((((
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because anonymous we live for the 1950’s torpedo boobs, I thought they were extinct
RIP
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so electro. I cant take it anymore.
h8life
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this is all i drink
http://www.vtsoda.com/electro_2.jpg
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Hello. Where can I go to see girls tits at parties? That doesn’t happen at the parties I go to… In fact I can’t remember the last time I even went to a party, let alone left my apartment to get something other then a pack of cigarettes or a sandwich across the street at the associated supermarket.
In any event, here is saturday night. Have fun ‘yall’.
I enjoy this blog.
peace-drew
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//////////Reply by jonnypure
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
@Drew, well.. that saddens me drew.U SHLD B OUT BLOWNGLINES CRSHNG BRU W/ GOOD BROS BURNING FIRE B SKINNY N FKING DANCE MANGGGGGGG
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//////////Reply by jonnypure
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
@jonnypure, ALSO MOVE 2 NYC BK WEST QU NNNNN OR CHARM CITY AUTHENTIC EASTCOAST LIVIN FUCK FILTHYDELPHIA. BUT NOT THAT DANNY DEVITOS SHOW THATS G-RATE
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dump truck has better tits than those altwhores.
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Today is my birthday!
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//////////Reply by Eric
//////////Posted November 29th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
@human after yall, happy birthday!
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I’m most certainly part of the machine because that’s how self aware I am. The problem is I seem to getting the raw end of the deal at the moment. Really if you want to be truly independent then go find a piece of land out in the middle of no where to live on….. frankly it doesn’t sound that appealing does it? I think what it comes down to is deciding just how big a tool your willing to be.
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//////////Reply by jonnypure
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
@anony, FOSHO,FOSHO
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
@anony,
but now going out to the middle of no where would be following your regiment/recipe for “independence”. Way to ruin it.
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humanrobothumanrobothumanrobothumanrobot
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w0rd, fag
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whoh. i don’t think the perfect alt breasts have been invented yet. or maybe they are on some body that is not controlled by an alt soul!!!! what should we do in that situation????? should we force them into alt or accept that sometimes alt lives in the mstrm???
i dunnoo.
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the perf alt breasts are definitely small.
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@childpred,
but not necessarily dainty.
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that alt breast is horrifying. makes me wish the cobra snake would bite her in the neck.
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when are you going to post the scoop of the justice movie
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funny…
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THESE TITTAYS
THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT WORTH LIVING.
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CRLS PLEASS, U KNOW DAM WELL THIS IS ALL WE R ALL JUST INTRICAT LIL PARTS IN THIS IDEALISTIC MACHINE OILED W/ A FEW ALT SOULS WHO REAK OF AUTHENTICITY W/ TOUNGUES FIT 4 FINE TASTEMAKING…. WONDER HOW MANY ENTRYLEVS I WILL C AT VAMPY WEEKEND ON THURSSSS DAM WHAT WE DO 4 TUGZZZZ.
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//////////Reply by word police
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
gah…
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1st pic is a meta4 of altz who r vulnerable to the hypeMACHINEZ. hype can touch ur boobiez, swallow u whole and destroy ur love of concept albumz, leaving u to be a braindead hype collecting zombie in the remix economy industrial complex. remindz me of 1 time i d/led the entire vampy wknd album from the hyperz. nvr 4get.
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paris is just synonymous with fear.
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THOSE R BIG NIPS
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all u post r white grlz
mayb u shuld post othr ethnicities
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