Mon, 2008-11-03 19:51 | by Carles
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s000 tired of Halloween. It's like I've been blggng abt it 4 the past blog-decade. Just wanted 2 find authentic costumes.
not even sure if i'll dress up nxt year. this year took a lot out of me. Not evn sure who I am n e m0re. sux. kinda let down. nite didn't go as I had planned/envision. h8 it when things fall thru.
HIPSTER RUNOFF's BEST ALTERNATIVE COSTUMES of 2008.
PRESENTED BY CARLES OF THE HIPSTER RANOFFS
The Justices
Girl With a 3rd Nipple on her back
FGGT Indian from the Village People
S0 FUCKING DISC0 BR0
AltWayne and AltGarth
HeartsRevolution PaintedMask Ninja Turtle
JokerAltMainstreamer Pack
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////HALLOWEEN KOSTUMES!////
"Interesting Looking Guy" who was made to be photographed on alternative media websites
Floating Alt
HeartsRevolutionGirl + Woman whose husband just left her
Edward "Meaningful" Scissorhands
Edward "AZN" Scissorhands
Passed Out Girl Who Got Felt Up like krazie
Girls Who Were Born To Have Objects Enter Their Bodies
Katie Couric
Mexican
Kreepier Bjork
Commentary on the duality of Race Relations in the United States, h8 crimes, the Los Angeles Riots, the O.J. Trial, Rodney King, and Barry Obama (a think-piece costume that makes u unCultured if u don't 'get' it)
Hamburgler Alt eating a Pizza Alt (Pizzaburgler Alt?)
Child Predator French Fry Alt
Mickey Avalon pre/post Heroine addiction
Neil AZNstrong
The guy who works on the highway repairs by my house
AltBros Who Read 2 Many blogs
JokerAlt
Bronques From Last Night's Party's Illegitimate Son
Bearded Lady
Authentic Jesus
ElectroWar Soldier
AltBloody Tampon
The 'Zany Guy' from The Office
Marc Jacobs' self-concept
JokerAlt?
Captain American Apparel
iPod fggt circa 1994
The Zeitgeist of Ed Banger
the Knife
Sad Lil Boy George
Girl Who Slept Over at Her Boyfriend's House
Danny Devito JokerAlt
Tom Cruise Joker Alt
Daft Punk's Illegitimate Brother
GaspardAlts
Jousteece
Justice's business model when they decide to franchise their brand
2nd place: Authentic Chili's AltBro
HIPSTER RUNOFF'S #1 COSTUME OF 2K8
James "Authentic Disco" Murphy as Fred "Authentic Caveman" Flinstone
"Get Innocuous 4 some1 great!"
-Fred Flinstone
WHO WAS YALLS FAVE COSTUME OF 2K8?
WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM 2K8 THAT WILL HELP US IN 2K9?
WILL HALLOWEEN ALWAY BE 'FUN' OR IS IT 'TOO MAINSTREAM'?
WHO WILL BE THE 'JUSTICE' OF 2K9?
WHO WILL BE THE JOKERALT OF 2K9?
WHO WILL BE THE FRED FLINSTONE OF 2K9?
