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Don’t u h8 it when u think ur watching authentic art, but it turns out 2 b a commercial?

Yall, I was watching this new Crystal Castles video

but then it turned out 2 be a Toshiba commercial trying to get me to buy a new computer screen for my Macbook Lappy.

Reminds me of the time that I thought I was watching an ‘authentic viral video’ but it ended up being a popular scene from the alt-gone-mainstream indie comedy ‘Napoleon Dynamite: the Story of a Zany Bro with a Mexi bff.’

h8 it when I am misled when I thought I was watching something authentic.

Just wanted to hear some Crystal Castles/Alice Glass vocals/deep samples, and see a well-executed video. One time I read in a magazine that ‘advertising’ is the ‘master art.’ These days, I kinda wonder if blogging is the ‘master art.’

(For those of yall who don’t know, the ‘master art’ is a term 4 the most authentic way for a human 2 express himself/humanity. Some people say it’s politics. Others say science. Some say it’s organic farming. I think it has something 2 do with the internet/HTML/web 2.0).

Maybe Crystal Castles = the ‘master art’

Wonder what Crystal Castles bought with their royalties?
a) new hoodies
b) ice cream headz (different flavours)
c) new laptops
d) renewed their photoshop license
e) a lil bit of eye makeup
f) leggings with holes in them
g) indoor soccer shoes
h) an AZN
i) Choose.Your.Own.Response

///Just//searching//4//the//’master art’/////

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16 Comments

  1. Posted November 12, 2008 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Please blog less about electro and more about Vanessa Hudgens and puppies:

    http://bloggingourway2bombay.com/2008/11/11/vanessa-beats-ba-rock-to-presidential-pooch/

    It is the new blogging model of the 21st century

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    //////////Reply by weekends
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    @gay, by the way Crystal Castles are terrible.

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  2. Posted November 12, 2008 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    - More skinny pants
    - More DFA albums to “sample” from
    - More makeup for their alt style and fanbase praise.
    - More fonts for their myspace (expensive yall)

    I thin alice glass is sexy and a dirty crack addicted woman kind of way and that is saying a lot. I love skinny girls. I ♥ alice glassy-chan. ( `A`)/

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  3. ihemp
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    bandannas

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  4. Death__Cadet
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Monkeys. They bought like 12 monkeys. I was there, it was the best moment of my life.

    ….Ethan bought pussy. 15 year old pussy.

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  5. RAND0MFGGT
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    maybs Ethan bought all the internet info abt Kill Cheerleader. or maybs he bought moar *5 oclock shadow*

    we all know Alice just bought heroin

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  6. Gregg G.
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    srsly, delete that kings of leon vid alredy

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    @Gregg G., agreed.

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  7. Jesse
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    first off, the toshiba commercial was the shit…kind glad I ‘got into’ the video bcuz i flt like I was watching like a really modern kinda like Martin Arnoldx13….The best part was when the guy was ‘rockin out’ on that green chair. PS…soO blazed rite now+supposed to be writing an essay…*lol

    Crystal castles bought a ’sac of dro’ and some random 40oz at 7-11….maybe some scratchers.

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  8. Posted November 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    R.I.P. CHEERLEADER 666, FUCK KILL CHEERLEADER.

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  9. lol
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    carlesbian

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  10. Posted November 12, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    atm theres a DFT PNK commi in german television i dont know if it can be watched in other countries. grmny<3<3 (pathetic)

    http://www.kewego.de/video/iLyROoafY1Ap.html

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  11. bleep
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    how do you call the jeans he’s wearing?

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    //////////Reply by caswell
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    @bleep, 1-800-stop being parisian.

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  12. sil
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    Why do they have better/cooler commercials in the UK and not in the US?

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  13. Knights
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    Alice Glass is fucking hot. Her ass is the greatest piece of art I have ever seen. The song sounds good in the commercial, I’m glad CC got paid. I hope they spend it on asians.

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  14. anonymous
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    wow i am honestly surprised that cc are already in commercials. i feel like they came out of the electroblog womb just yesterday

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  15. asdasd
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    they paid off all their lawsuits against them

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  16. Posted November 15, 2008 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    what’s authentic? and what makes the Napoloen clip inauthentic?

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