Yall, I was watching this new Crystal Castles video
but then it turned out 2 be a Toshiba commercial trying to get me to buy a new computer screen for my Macbook Lappy.
Reminds me of the time that I thought I was watching an ‘authentic viral video’ but it ended up being a popular scene from the alt-gone-mainstream indie comedy ‘Napoleon Dynamite: the Story of a Zany Bro with a Mexi bff.’
h8 it when I am misled when I thought I was watching something authentic.
Just wanted to hear some Crystal Castles/Alice Glass vocals/deep samples, and see a well-executed video. One time I read in a magazine that ‘advertising’ is the ‘master art.’ These days, I kinda wonder if blogging is the ‘master art.’
(For those of yall who don’t know, the ‘master art’ is a term 4 the most authentic way for a human 2 express himself/humanity. Some people say it’s politics. Others say science. Some say it’s organic farming. I think it has something 2 do with the internet/HTML/web 2.0).
Maybe Crystal Castles = the ‘master art’

Wonder what Crystal Castles bought with their royalties?
a) new hoodies
b) ice cream headz (different flavours)
c) new laptops
d) renewed their photoshop license
e) a lil bit of eye makeup
f) leggings with holes in them
g) indoor soccer shoes
h) an AZN
i) Choose.Your.Own.Response
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Please blog less about electro and more about Vanessa Hudgens and puppies:
http://bloggingourway2bombay.com/2008/11/11/vanessa-beats-ba-rock-to-presidential-pooch/
It is the new blogging model of the 21st century
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//////////Reply by weekends
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
@gay, by the way Crystal Castles are terrible.
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- More skinny pants
- More DFA albums to “sample” from
- More makeup for their alt style and fanbase praise.
- More fonts for their myspace (expensive yall)
I thin alice glass is sexy and a dirty crack addicted woman kind of way and that is saying a lot. I love skinny girls. I ♥ alice glassy-chan. ( `A`)/
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bandannas
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Monkeys. They bought like 12 monkeys. I was there, it was the best moment of my life.
….Ethan bought pussy. 15 year old pussy.
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maybs Ethan bought all the internet info abt Kill Cheerleader. or maybs he bought moar *5 oclock shadow*
we all know Alice just bought heroin
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srsly, delete that kings of leon vid alredy
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//////////Reply by meg
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@Gregg G., agreed.
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first off, the toshiba commercial was the shit…kind glad I ‘got into’ the video bcuz i flt like I was watching like a really modern kinda like Martin Arnoldx13….The best part was when the guy was ‘rockin out’ on that green chair. PS…soO blazed rite now+supposed to be writing an essay…*lol
Crystal castles bought a ’sac of dro’ and some random 40oz at 7-11….maybe some scratchers.
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R.I.P. CHEERLEADER 666, FUCK KILL CHEERLEADER.
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carlesbian
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atm theres a DFT PNK commi in german television i dont know if it can be watched in other countries. grmny<3<3 (pathetic)
http://www.kewego.de/video/iLyROoafY1Ap.html
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how do you call the jeans he’s wearing?
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 13th, 2008 at 12:10 am
@bleep, 1-800-stop being parisian.
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Why do they have better/cooler commercials in the UK and not in the US?
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Alice Glass is fucking hot. Her ass is the greatest piece of art I have ever seen. The song sounds good in the commercial, I’m glad CC got paid. I hope they spend it on asians.
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wow i am honestly surprised that cc are already in commercials. i feel like they came out of the electroblog womb just yesterday
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they paid off all their lawsuits against them
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what’s authentic? and what makes the Napoloen clip inauthentic?
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