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How many electroProps can u count in this picture?
I feel like most of these electro props 'have been done b4' but I think the computerChip/motherboard necklaces that this electroBroad is wearing might be one of the Top 10 designs of 19k.91. I feel kind of bad for the girl in this picture for picking an alternative personal brand+lifestyle. If she had decided 2 be mainstream in 1997, she could have been an AlphaHottie in her circle of friends since she 'totes loox like Heidi Montag from The Hill Show.' Now she could be described as 'how an altBro would brand himself if he converted in2 a woman.'
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I am going to start keeping track of a list of authenticity rules. Not sure if I will keep it up, but maybe it will become an important document when it is all compiled.
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That nanoironic frat cap makes him considerably less electro than he would otherwise be.
is wearing a record hat authentic?
Looks like he barfed Electro all over himself.
But hnstly, what's with the trucker hat? Soo MNSTRM ca. 2003 Von Dutch Ashtn Ktchr.
Colorful neckwear resembling penises , big in 2k12?
shut up crls no one cares about your stupid rules
im worried that if you do rules it will be too ez 4 people to be authentic!
jesus christ, the blog testament
Yo crlsitos...why fooz be haitn? I think that girl mite get a passing grade if she ditched the walmart asshole hotpink stereotypical (pun fully intended) print....and the guy she's with is toO cute to be wearing someone's fashion project. Are 3-D 'jimmy sox' in? Should I just hang a bunch of phalic items from off my body? Should I be on the lookout for electro bearz when I'm in the electro forest? the world is getting scary crls and Im just trying to be prepared 4 whatevz. <3 u soO hard.
PS- Is Aoki post-R.Kelly? (piss incident)
girl on the right in the bottom pic is so tuggable. i would pour more than azn vodka in her mouth.
wtf
framelesss neon glasses is the worst n00b shit
trucker hat?!?! fuck that shit
Itz water.
THAT GIRL IS A CLOTHING DESIGNER....SHE GAVE ME HER CARD ONCE. SHE PROB DESIGNED EVERYTHING THEY R BOTH WEARING.
electrobag?
I dont care what dat bitch is wearing she can still get it. And that n00b in the trucker hat is raving hardddd.
OMGOMG ITZ RESETCOUTURE!
w/t/f/ is it?>?>? Did raggety anne dress andy up for the nite or did somebody barf skittles all over them? lmao This chic is a designer? no ways@!@! I feel soooo sorry for that poor guy. Looks like he was skiing that nite and didnt have a choice.
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