Yall. I h8 iceland. h8 their free spirited educational system that produces zanyCore OutOfTouchWithReality people. S0 tired of when people who ‘live in lala land’ are given a platform to talk about important things like technology, television, and the human condition.
After the election, I’m really just reEvaluating everything in my life. Kind of weird now that we have a new president. Feel kinda ‘liberated’ but not ‘too free spirited.’ Maybe Bjork is right. Maybe I could learn a lot from her. Does n e1 have BarryObama’s gmail address?
I remember when I wanted 2 move 2 iceland to ‘get away’ from all of the social bullshit in my local social economy. Now that we have a new Prez, I’m not so sure. Hope he helps me cope with the loss of Heath.
//Just//searching//for//truth//and//an//accurate//representation//of/reality.
Previous Bjork Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/bjork-shes-pretty-weird-hro-exclusive-2.html
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Did Bjork have keut bangs as a kid?
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i dont get this..
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You love Asians but hate their quirky brothers from the North Atlantic arctic circle?
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kinda feel like i might have to give up HRO. just miss HL so much, and everytime i read about u missing him, it reminds me how much i miss him and want to cry over again. part of a knight’s tale NEVER dies. luv u 2 death carles. i will kill 4 u.
btw – just txted u barry’s gmail. hope you got your iphone fixed?
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//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
@great post!,
just found out the crichton’s dead in LA. was hoping it was after going out to crazy cobrasnake sponsored party w/ jousteee-is
can’t take it nemore. miss u dinosaurs. (jesus horses) miss u ER. all my meme’s are dying crls? what should i do?
just want to hug palin… and maybe get a tug from her daughter (the pregnant one)
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lstn hotCARL
i understand the moving away from the entire social network of your surroundings but you couldn’t do it.
without your altbros you are nothing. attnALThoar.
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I want to fuck her in that video
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//////////Reply by cockblockforgod
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
@DR> RuKuS,
u cant touch her bro her tugbox is fulled with glashier ice thatll kut ur altcok rite the fuck off.
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^^^ bjork ftw as hottest alt girl i have ever seen. tug central yall.
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i had no idea byerrk was an ambassador for an alien superempire from a british 70s tv show in her youth you have done well to inform us of this carlez
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FUNNY HOW KIDZ TUG 2 BJORK STILL, SHE’S BEEN AN ALTTUG FNTSY 4EVS OOOOOOO IS IT WRONG IF I TUG 2 HER KNDRGRTN PIC SOO AKward
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i dunno she’s kinda old meme
meme greatness chart 4 altchicks:
cleopatra<joan of arc<witches<courtney love<christina ricci<bjork<MIA<yelle<aggydyn<alice glass<preggerz MIA<preggers alice glass<???
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ewww no1 would fuck cristy cassies
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@caswell, i wood
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
@caswell,
im ghey an iw ould.
bUT ID RATHER DO ETHAN
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haha. i dont think half of authentic hipsters could locate iceland on a map.
good thing they dont ever need to leave williamsburg.
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xxxx —
I’m about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.
We just made history.
And I don’t want you to forget how we did it.
You made history every single day during this campaign — every day you knocked on doors, made a donation, or talked to your family, friends, and neighbors about why you believe it’s time for change.
I want to thank all of you who gave your time, talent, and passion to this campaign.
We have a lot of work to do to get our country back on track, and I’ll be in touch soon about what comes next.
But I want to be very clear about one thing…
All of this happened because of you.
Thank you,
Barack
(awwwwwww. kinda creepy tho. everyone got this email right? also, i think i prefer bjork’s version of reality? and her bangs are gnars. &r.i.p. crichton.)
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@escher dashiki, FUCK BARACK, HE SAID HE WUZ GONNA LET ME AND MY ALTBROS SMOKE WEED AND NOW HE CHANGED HIS MIND SINCE HE GOT ELECTED. WHAT KIND OF BLACK PERSON DOESNT SMOKE WEED?
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does being ‘out of touch with reality’ make ur thoughts authentic bc u have no fucking clue about n e thing?
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Iceland is bankrupt. It is pretty cheap to go visit right now if you are interested in finding your spirit animal with bjork.
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is being absolutely bonkers the new crack addict? is iceland the new cocaine?
bjork is nuts. but hey, who hasn’t taken apart a television and found little elevators??? i have…
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She likes e y’all and glaciers not coke. And thats not a tv it’s the love child between hir and that altbro from sugar ross. srsly.
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She likes e y’all and glaciers not coke. And thats not a tv it’s the love child between hir and that altbro from sugar ross. srsly.
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Hir bangs arent kewt cuz hair cant cover the glacier that protects her skull
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yall dont understand the true alt asthestic, being quirky as fuck and collecting picture frames from africa and knitting your own leggings are perfectly acceptable, the weirder and harder you are to figure out ALTimatly determines how interesting and alt you really are. god you guys sux0r
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want u so bad ryte now tokio hotel
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baby bjork was keut!
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Never listen to poets.
THX BJORK.
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Yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKw_ihSomzU
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lil’ bjork looks like a firestarter.
LITERAL OR METAPHORICAL?
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