h8 u girl talk

How many of yall use PCs?
“follow ur alternative dreams. u can do whatever u want in our alternative economy.” -carles and Greg Gillis

Should I donate my current Mac to ‘the War in Iraq’ and start using a PC? I’m actually kinda tired of ComputerWars. Every1 knows how brand wars go…Eventually we get really tired. That’s why Dr. Pepper did so well after the PepsiCoke Wars of the 1980s & 1990s.

We need to come together and find one solution for each problem that humans have. (This is what Barry Obama will do. He will implement a national dress code.)

I wish PCs and Macs would realize that I am my own person. If I could build my own computer, I would. I only rlly need a lil machine with a few websites. Not like I need what they even offer.

“being yourself”: big in 2k1?

[learned about this ad from the popular news source The Daily Swarm]

BUT SRSLY…
does n e 1 know the most authentic way 2 make mashups?

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34 Comments

  1. amerappy4eva
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    “software computers is the most punk rock thing that has ever happened.” – Greg Gillis

    is “punk rock” the new “alt”?!

    i like the ppl in the background. it says that gt can be a spokesperson for technology, but at the same time, chill w/ hot babes and have deep conversations over pizza.

    he really sticks it to the man by playing his music. even when people who would much rather be reading a book don’t like it, he perseveres.

    CAUTION: GREG GILLIS WILL SWEAT ON YOU. BRING PLASTC WRAP WITH YOU.

    i counted 5 uses of the word rock.

    but wait! the tbls have turned! gt is praizin us! his mind is blown every day. we are the real artists. i finaaly get it now!

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    //////////Reply by melis!
    //////////Posted

    @amerappy4eva,

    This is one of the most intelligent comments I have ever read on Hipster Runoff. Thanks dude.

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    //////////Reply by concerned citizen
    //////////Posted

    @melis!, you can’t be serious

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    //////////Reply by the casualties
    //////////Posted

    @amerappy4eva, punk rock fucks up alts fggt….

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  2. anonymous
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    <3 pcs

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  3. anonymous
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    macs r 4 fggts

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  4. anonymous
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    so good.

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  5. BURRRGGGHLL
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    I miss Jezzball. How many balls were you able to capture? I got up to 14. all thems balls bouncing all over the place. m mmmmmmmmmmm

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  6. tryin2findmyself
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

    BIG RALLY IN SF TODAY AGAINST PROP 8. RLLY APPRICATE IT IF YOU PASS THE WORD OUT AND GET MORE ALT OUT THERE

    IMA BE REPRESENTIN THE GHEYALTS OF THE WORLD. WOULD LUV IF SOME MORE WOULD JOIN

    WE NEED BLIPSTERS AND MEXIALTS 2!

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    //////////Reply by sldkjas
    //////////Posted

    @tryin2findmyself, advertise

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  7. skyboxxx
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    i emailed him,…turns out greg gigliss makes mashups in AUDIOMULCH…..authentic alt?

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  8. BrooklynBlipster
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

    Nigga please i’ve been making altcore mashups with my ipod micro since 7th grade

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  9. anony-poo
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    I make my mashups in my microwave.
    I make my mashups in OS9 on a beige G3.
    I make my mashups at Sears.
    I make my mashups while watching old episodes of Kate & Allie.
    I make my mashups with Dig Dug
    I make my mashups with Defender.
    I make my mashups with Magic the Gathering.
    Voldemort makes my mashups.
    I make my mashups while tryin to find myself.
    I make my mashups in socks, with a fox, in a box.
    Agyness Deyn used to make my mashups.
    Madonna stole my mashups.
    I make my mashups with all the lights on.
    I make my mashups in the dark.

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  10. deezey
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    Notice how the only music in this video is a Girl Talk original track (used in the mash up with “Laffy Taffy” on Night Ripper?) Clearly Microsoft is not ALT enough to use uncleared samples in their promotional videos!

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  11. talk
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    gillissssss.
    audio mulch is to gt as ableton is to daft punk
    adobe audition is to gt as garage band is to Justice, kinda

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  12. ykstyle
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    I make my mashups on the Game Genie intro screen.

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    //////////Reply by Scrambled Fetus
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    @ykstyle,

    Game Genie!

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    ridiculous.

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  14. Posted November 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    minidisc players most deff

    miss u sony

    http://www.minidisco.com

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  15. The Man in the Hat
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    I make my mashups using my Erector Set.

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  16. Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    questions:
    why does hipster runoff hate girl talk so much?
    seriously though, I’m not defending him.
    i don’t hate his music, but I don’t like it either.
    he is like most other hipsters, kind of bland.
    just want to know why you hate him so much.
    also….
    why does every commenter on hipster runoff try to imitate carles?….

    http://edgarapollo.blogspot.com

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    //////////Reply by deezey
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo,

    FAIL! The Greggster is not a hipster.

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    //////////Reply by edgar apollo
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    @deezey,
    i don’t get it.
    i’m not hip enough.
    who is the greggster?

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    //////////Reply by edgar apollo
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    @edgar apollo,
    wait, i am so stupid!
    i get it!
    greg gillis!
    girl talk!
    the same person!
    he is still a hipster though…i think…i’m not sure

    //////////Reply by THATCHER
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo,

    yeah DZ is right. GG is just a mnstrm fggt biomed engineer who got lucky in the archaic rmx scene of like at least 2 blog decades ago and went meme. mnstrm meme. He has no authenticity, no sense of ‘what its all about’, and his personal brand is detestable (not to mention unstable)

    //////////Reply by amerappy4eva
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    @edgar apollo, i used to be a hardCORE gt fan. this wz back in ze days b4 feed the animals, and life was simpler. gt wasn’t mnstrm and i remember i could tell some1 that i liked gt and they wouldn’t know who i wz talkin about. but now, i feel betrayed. gregzies is known to the world, and it may be selfish, but i do not like it. so we got divorced, and went on with our lives. gt is dating other people, poeple i would never think hm to date, and i am listening to hm less and less. i have moved on.

    //////////Reply by childpred
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo,

    this is why i will never read your blog.
    h8 ignorance, yall.

    //////////Reply by ES
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo, About imitating Carles: HRO is written in such an infectious voice, it’s hard not to imitate it. I’m glad it doesn’t translate to speech that well; I know I’m not the only one who’s out and about thinking things like “h8 that s0 bad” and “FGGT,” but what annoying slang memes those would make!

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @edgar apollo, I try really hard not to imitate carlos but my god you read too much of this stuff and it just slips out. I have had to resist the temptation to use yall now around people I know. So far it hasn’t happened but one day it’s going to slip out, I can just feel it.

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  17. pornocrata
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    ya’all. i thinkk girl talk needs a new computer
    it’s kind cheesy/lame he has to put plastic in his

    i suggest getting a
    http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/fully-rugged-computers.asp

    for even the thickest most disgusting dj sweat

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  18. Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    okay, i just watched that video.
    he does come off as kind of a douche.
    but other than that, the other things i’ve read/heard about him, he doesn’t come off that bad. comments carles?

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    //////////Reply by escher
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo, welcome to the edgar apollo interview show live from the new school’s skewl for social research for the necessary tools to find underground markets FASTER in order to most efficiently turn them into commodities.

    i can’t remember if i ever commented on the seinfeld crystal cassie 2-d cut and paste mash-up on the side, but shit, i need a poster stat.
    ahahhahah, i’m dying here, wait, i’m really imagining what the show would be like with that cast. crying.

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    //////////Reply by carles
    //////////Posted

    @edgar apollo, your blog is whack as fuck nigga.

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    //////////Reply by thr
    //////////Posted

    @carles, i second the ‘whack as fuck nigga’ & ‘interview show for social research’ notion. Carles pleez ban this fool from commenting privileges or just give this attention starved nig want he really wants- TO BE TURNED INTO A GIMMICK/MEME

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    //////////Reply by edgar apollo
    //////////Posted

    @carles,
    it is whack, but i still like it.

    Reply

  19. Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:40 am | Permalink

    I make my mashups with Kid Pix.

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  20. a.
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 1:58 am | Permalink

    y’all. greggy gregtalk is from pittsburger, pa. it is a creepo transient city, and not in the cool way like detroit.

    he is wack, totally not from a legitimate metropolitan city.

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  21. meloveyoulongtime
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 2:00 am | Permalink

    jus wish one of then korn dudeys wood turn to jesus.

    yeah fukr that hapned.

    sheeit.

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  22. d as fuck
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 2:10 am | Permalink

    h8 u fggt

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  23. bball
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3251/3008237085_4f2b293890.jpg?v=0

    basketballz

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  24. Posted November 8, 2008 at 9:35 am | Permalink

    i use the kids vtek puter.

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  25. badkharmala
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    you can’t really blame him for being successful. he’s making more money than i am, and he’s kinda smrt 2.

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    //////////Reply by mom
    //////////Posted

    @badkharmala, why does it alway come down to the C.R.E.A.M.

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  26. Logan
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    I would make some of my mashups on Liquid Television

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  27. Gregg G.
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    Hey, another entry about me. Thanks guys.

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    //////////Reply by talk
    //////////Posted

    Gregg??
    I think he got one of those toughbooks, but someone jumped on it in order to jump over his head. @0:45
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_33w7BY0hfw&feature=PlayList&p=9A4D0E8EB7962660&index=9
    someone suggested he seek sponsorship from Panasonic. fuck Microsoft.

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  28. anony-poo
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    DJ AM nearly died in a firey mashup.
    last night a mashup saved my life.

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  29. Posted November 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    This post really kind of nails the fundamentals of “alt/punk/indie”. (They are all the same aesthetic with slight sub-differences. Generally they can all coexist in harmony and “get” each other) There is however one fundamental truth that you have to acknowledge eventually and that is the fact that it’s extremely difficult even for the most hardcore alt to truly be independent of the masses. Really your not looking to be independent of a sub-culture, you just want to be part of the one with the least market share. We all love the underdog. Now the problem is now that all the alts are now using Macs and they just don’t feel as cool as they used to so perhaps the PC will be the “new” alt computer… perhaps linux will make inroads into the alt demographic but remember one thing… Ubuntu is totally mainstream to so stay away from it…. maybe even try on the non-Linux systems like BSD or some other crappy one. When it comes down to it you really just need a working web browser… with web 2.0 you don’t even need real software anymore.

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    //////////Reply by idk
    //////////Posted

    @anony, ia! u were only as alt as yr MacBook/ipod/i phone 4 yrs ago. But now every mstrmAlt has one (or all 3) so PC/Zune r the new Alt.
    But not evn! PCs r still 2 mstrm 4 altBros. it doesn’t ~allow them to eggspress themselves creatively w/ photobooth/ upload partie pix from last nite/ run the Rite way~ enuff. so long as Mac fggts continue to feed the apple machine PCs tru Altness will never b.

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  30. Posted November 9, 2008 at 2:09 am | Permalink

    ne1 knw when is windows mojave cumming out thx ???

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  31. GIRL TALK
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    FUCK YOU HRO, YOUR SITE SUCKS HORRIBLY

    SINCERELY
    GIRL TALK

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  32. schnappy
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    no matter what you think of him, he is doing an ad for mcrsft. it’s simple yall:

    ie

    GILLIS IS SUCKING SATANS PEEPEE.

    straight up.

    there is nothing punk rock about doing ads, let alone ads for the biggest fkn software manufacty in the world.

    no deb8.

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  33. KAELK
    Posted November 10, 2008 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    taking microsofts money to tour the world and make people happy is pretty cool to me

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