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I am going to throw away my iPod // Microsoft is conceptual authentic alt


I am going to throw away my iPod because this Microsoft Zune ad appeals to me.
The main reason this commercial appeals to me is bc of
a) the Digitalism Shinichi Osawa rmx in the background
b) I love to squirt stuff out of my butt
c) 2 many entry level alts bought macbooks
d) the new macbooks don’t even look that g00d
e) Microsoft hired the same people who made the Diesel XXX ‘SFW Porn’ ads in an attempt 2 go mega viral
f) I luv fat hairy bears
g) I h8 Girl Talk
h) Bill Gates paid for my college bc I am from the 3rd World and have a disease
i) I have a coolhunting/trendspotting blog that hosts Microsoft ads
j) Part of the Viral nvr dies
k) I go to art school, and my professor doesn’t ‘get’ me bc he says I am just trying 2 b quirky cuz I am a projectile poo+paint artist
l) choose.your.own.response

UR A MAC
AND I SHOOT STUFF OUT OF MY BUTT/AM AN ARTIST

In the middle of the PC vs Mac war, will Mac respond by making a viral snuff film? Love ya Steve Jobs! Just tryin 2 help u find a way to market 2 trendsetting audiences.

Am I still edgy if I post the Diesel SFW Porn vid even though it’s 100 blog years old?
After a meme ‘goes viral’, don’t u feel a lil sad that it didn’t ‘live 4ever.’

When r designers going 2 create sustainable memes?

THERE’S MORE 2 LIFE THAN GOING VIRAL /////////////
(Barry Obama will learn this soon.)

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15 Comments

  1. InnyVinny
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    I think I just sharted.

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  2. anonymous
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    missd the dieselSFW vid tha 1st time arond, so thx 4 tht!!!!

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    @anonymous,
    2 bad they just stole the idea from 4chon

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  3. nona
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    wow that was the worst ad ever

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  4. altb@g.com
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    just got a new macbook pro, pretty stoked. i was so amazed by the intro video when i turned it on. it’s like ur whizzing thru space while ur computer says “hello” in 30 diffrent languages. haven’t done n e blow off the new etched glass trackpad yet though. maybe later 2nite when my booty call shows up. i dno.

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  5. Josh
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    <3 my zune, way better interface than any of the ipods ive played with

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  6. RMK
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 2:02 am | Permalink

    Its a spec ad, which means its not (yet?) validated by the client.

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    @RMK, Thats NEVER going to air on TV, not a chance in hell…. not in the US anyway.

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  7. Olivier
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 4:07 am | Permalink

    Deadly syndroms one is more alt
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOWOq-XIy0

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  8. Posted November 18, 2008 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    that has to be the shittiest ad ever… i got physically sick watching it

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  9. great post!
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    my long term goal = authentic personal brand sustainability.

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  10. dev
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    will i be more authentic if i buy microsoft products instead of apple products? is steve jobs too mainstream to connect with my demographic?

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  11. mymeme
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 8:57 am | Permalink

    this is obvi a keith boadwee reference
    very HIGH culture meme

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  12. Posted November 18, 2008 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    zune is better than ipod neway unless u have a vintage ipod like before the video, but then they are useless. i can only fit an hours worth of surfing the hypemachine for mp3 remixes of blog house artists on there. also they need to make a hypemachine mp3 player where u can surf hypemachine on your mp3 player. id totes buy it. also, lol for the adult swim ad

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  13. Jesse
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    Remember when the iPods ‘came’ out of their ‘bottoms’. I felt a more authentic connection to this one because I’m also fat/hairy/ghey….I think cleaning ur ‘hole’ with paint is gonna be big in 2k9.

    PS- SFW ad was the bomb….luv the ‘money shot’ with the skittles….Hey crls, what does ‘the rainbow’ taste like?

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  14. THATCHER
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    sfw prn ad was pretty good considering how diesel is a fucking lame entry lvl enabler 4 richies

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  15. Posted December 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    iPods aren’t alt – they’re the biggest industry out there, if you haven’t noticed :p

    Get a Sandisk player, or a Creative player. They have drag and drop, and don’t require proprietary software.

    Tres cool. :)

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