I remember in the past, alternative exhibitionists would tape Xes on their nips. These days, I guess your personal brand is stronger if you have the Xes AND find a way to show your beautiful nippies. It works for me.
Did yall know that udders on cows are the same thing as nipples on humans? Kinda weird how at the core of everything, we’re just animals. Guess I nvr thought abt it that way… h8 science. Makes my alternative life feel less ’special’/’spesh.’
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BUT SRSLY… do yall know if this is a Converse ad?
Do they have a new target market now that they have saturated the ‘authentic suburban high schooler’ demographic?
[Photos by LastNights Partie]
More n00ds after the jump <3 <3 <3
THE FIRST 'AFTER THE JUMP' in HRO HISTORY YALL!
Haven’t posted enough VAJENGA on HRO. Just thought I’d get some in.
Isn’t it kinda weird how ‘every1 becomes an authentic artistic photographer’ whenever mildly alternative people start to take their clothes off?
I <3 lighthearted Alice Glass lookalikes who are 'happy to be alive' and also 'happy to show off God's gifts that her aloof parents gave her'
Do yall want me 2 start putting n00dz ‘behind jumps’?
Just want yall 2 be able to ‘not look like pervz’ @ work. h8 being ‘the office young guy’ when all of the people who are older than you don’t understand ‘modern culture’, ‘the internet’, and especially don’t understand ‘YOU.’
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this is my favorite post on HRO evar
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hey, what happened to your mancrush blog posts!?
and post more alt Mexis!
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Being NSFW is authentic; the phrase “after the jump” is annoying. But I’ll understand if it helps you get more hits, Carles. Want you to make $$$$$$$$.
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aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those first set of titties scare me.
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taht first set of chesticles look sad and hungry
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I DON’T LIKE LOOKING @ PEE PEES….WHEN I SEE THEM, I CAN INSTANTLY SMELL V-JAY/PENIS FUNK…ALMOST IN THE SAME WAY I CAN SMELL BOILED ASS FARTS WHEN I SEE A PIC OF P DIDDY, NELLY, OR KANYE….THEY JUST HAVE THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WITH NASTY SMELLING BREATH.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
@HOLLY, you know you like it.
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http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crazeelt9.jpg
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omg
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yuck
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don’t love my job but don’t want to lose it over an innocent HRO break w/ front page newdz…
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80% of these tits are gross. makes me question my lesbian-ness.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 9:23 am
@ruthie, real alts are bi.
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//////////Reply by ruthie
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@anony, ain’t no such thang as an authentic bisexual
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//////////Reply by xXxbichick69xXx
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@ruthie, yeah fggt.
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dat 2nd girl doesn’t look much different than a cow and it’s udders
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dear crlz,
i dnt lyk ths jmp businez. itz already bad enuff i have to open a new tab 4 the cmmntz. :-/
otherwize.great pst!
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perfect alternative breasts/excellent nipple placement on crissy castles… time 2 tug.
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yr now an altpr0n site, yay. good j0b.
u used to b kewl n hip, what happened???
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//////////Reply by ruthie
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
@shit_son, rilo kiley sang about alt dot com in a song once maybe now jenny can sing about hro
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Goddamnit, Stop coming into the restaurant, ordering a glass of water and blogging on your blackberry my boss is gettin’ pissed.
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Why are the ugly girls more willing to take there clothes off then the hotties?
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
@Dear God,, because they are much more secure with themselves.
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Alt nips……..God is anyone turned on by this as much as I am?
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try explaining the diffrence between playboy and LNP (better yet this blog, the condensed perv version) to your parents. its not easy guyz1
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
@caswell, would you try to explain alt to a streamer?
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hahaha werd
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hey carles where is the “worst of american apparel’s halloween costume contest”? I liked that a lot.
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NO WAY THOSE TITTES RULE///SHE IS SOO ALTERNATIVE/////MEGA-BONERZ!!!!!!!///////YALL R CRAZY//////\\\\\\\\\\\
diff’rent strokez 4 diff’rint blokes i guess….
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cnclusn f ths pst: post moar alt-tts n’ puss’s
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crls, every1 at my work reads hro, so it’s okay. sometimes when they walk past my desk n im lookin at titties, they say ‘oooo’
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//////////Reply by jewsteece
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@littlesparrow,
r u hiring?
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guess c0ws are just human after all?
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U never post BlipstrBosom.
2manywhitegirls
Let’s get multicultural ya’ll!
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wow that was fierce. the last girl was sorta cute…
the rest make me want to shove a dick down my throat.
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hey…my daughter….wtf!?!
Im guna kill the slut!!
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i love those pixxx <3
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Post more Poon plz
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the fatty with the bad tattoos makes my penis cry
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//////////Reply by Bman
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 3:05 am
@Doc, Mine too, mine too
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//////////Reply by CLO
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 5:27 am
@Doc, I cut mine off.
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