I remember in the past, alternative exhibitionists would tape Xes on their nips. These days, I guess your personal brand is stronger if you have the Xes AND find a way to show your beautiful nippies. It works for me.

Did yall know that udders on cows are the same thing as nipples on humans? Kinda weird how at the core of everything, we're just animals. Guess I nvr thought abt it that way... h8 science. Makes my alternative life feel less 'special'/'spesh.'

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BUT SRSLY... do yall know if this is a Converse ad?
Do they have a new target market now that they have saturated the 'authentic suburban high schooler' demographic?

[Photos by LastNights Partie]

More n00ds after the jump <3 <3 <3
THE FIRST 'AFTER THE JUMP' in HRO HISTORY YALL!

Haven't posted enough VAJENGA on HRO. Just thought I'd get some in.

Isn't it kinda weird how 'every1 becomes an authentic artistic photographer' whenever mildly alternative people start to take their clothes off?

I <3 lighthearted Alice Glass lookalikes who are 'happy to be alive' and also 'happy to show off God's gifts that her aloof parents gave her'

Do yall want me 2 start putting n00dz 'behind jumps'?
Just want yall 2 be able to 'not look like pervz' @ work. h8 being 'the office young guy' when all of the people who are older than you don't understand 'modern culture', 'the internet', and especially don't understand 'YOU.'