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I still feel directionless.


I went to my local non-Starbucks coffee shop today, and I heard groups of libbyrals and college students who were gloating about 'our' victory. It's like they think everything problem in our zany w0rld has been fixed. Wish they realized that we're basically like this guy... blind & wearing a sillie maze outfit that represents our lives'. We're all the same, yall.

The election has distracted me from the real issues in my life. When will I get tugged again? Who will pay rent at my overpriced apartment with crappy facilities on a kewl side of town? Will my parents ever 'get' me? Will I ever be 100% authentic? Will my city install in the infrastructure for Sparks to flow from a faucet in every1's home? Will my state build a monorail that leads straight to NYC & Los Angeles for weekend purposes? Will the United States finally do something about foreign artists like Ed Banger who convince our nation's entrylevel alts that they are 'cooler' than us? Will some1 do anything to protect our natural resources during the electro war? Will I get drafted?

so many uncertainties, yall. h8 when people tell me that life is perfect.

We've got a lot of work 2 do, yall. Things r far from perfect.
YES YALL CAN.

Maybe having a new president just 'takes some time 2 get used to.' Scared+worried+need my anti-anxiety medicine. Is Barry Obama gonna shut down the internet? h8 change.

[Photo by Deep City Dive]

What are yall worried abt?
N e 1 feelin 'a bit awkward' 2day?

Comments

dafe's picture

the blippest blipster alive is now our presi. grats, america!

Adam West's picture

I feel fucking amazing!

jshaw's picture

i feel like i am in a new l0ng term relationship with america....luv yall

Daniel Diamond's picture

WHERE are these hipsters buying their sunglasses at? I want a pair ASAP! You don't even know

caswell's picture

I think his outfit is a symbol of the black and white culture that we have allowed ourselves to get lost in.

occultjam's picture

i wonder if HR is gonna notice i wore jeans to werk

†upalki's picture

coffee shop? since when they sell weed in starbucks and non-starbucks?

xavier's picture

I just wish barry was an "american black"

not just having a kenyan father, and growing up in Hawaii and Indonesia

I am still not going to consider him the first black pres, ill wait till we get a stereotypical dude from Atlanta

InnyVinny's picture

@xavier,

YES!!!

shitting hope's picture

why last night was kinda like of 9/11

+ brought us 2gether
+ made us question everything we thought we knew about "reality"
+ we called our parents to check on them
+ countries that usually H8 the USA waved american flags and pretended to respect us a lil bit

no one died, but yes, carles, to answer your question, i do feel a lil "weird" today. gonna take time for me to process all this good news.

g-d bless the USA.
g-d bless barry obama.
g-d bless HRO.

ps's picture

and jessy jackson cryed!!!!

very 911...

sam's picture

Carles aren't you pretty occupied already leading that big marketing push for Chili's gift cards?

anon's stance's picture

KEEP IT POLITICAL! WE ALL KNOW HIPSTER'S DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POLITICS.

POLITICS = MAINSTREAM
BUT
MAINSTREAM = ALT
WELL SHIT
POLITICS = ALT

DOES THE RECORD VOTER TURNOUT MEAN APATHY IS NO LONGER COOL? THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION!

Jesse's picture

@anon's stance,

apathy was never cool...well, maybe when dealing w/the 'general public'....but other than that it was just a social meme.

'we' run the house+senate+prezzie= let's get some shit done y'all.

blackAlt>>>blipster's picture

@Jesse, i was about to say the same thing. so well put.

claude's picture

@anon's stance,

transitive pr0perty?!?!?
so MNSTRM, yall

ANON's picture

wtf, thasts unfair, y should USA get a good leader? none of us normal countrys (you know, ones with history and shit) get good leaders. you fucking yanks dont deserve it.

ben's picture

i do feel a bit funnie today...

probs because weed was decriminalized

yuri's picture

was feeling pretty awkward tonight then i went to see PNAU with 200 close friends and now i feel like a million euros

pete's picture

we are all worried about you Carles...ur changing?

maulie's picture

Agreed with you all the way...'fraid to love politician yall- even dreamy obamarama.

altgrl's picture

i agree with you HRO, people think all our problems will be solved. i admire obama's optimism but there's no way he's going to fullfill all his promises. people will be let down.

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