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If u were going 2 kill some1, what would u wear?


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Sometimes I wonder if I will ever kill some1 b4 I die. Not sure if I could ever b angry enough 2 'kill some1' bc my life is too interesting 2 be spent behind bars. But sometimes u wonder if a homeless/crazy man will attack u, and u will end up semi-accidentally, yet justifiably murdering him. If ur going to do that, u need to have a witness, so don't travel alone at night, yall.

I just want to know that I will look fashionable if I were ever 2 end some1's life. Don't want to 'stand out too much', but don't want to just be another thug in a black hoodie. Might go 2 Am Appy 2 see what they have.

n e wayz...

Do yall listen to Brian Wilson, Panda Bear or Charles Manson?

Do yall wish more serial killers/cult leaders would make music 2 try to understand them?

Miss yall. (not rlly. glad those weird0s are off my planet. h8 yall. h8 h8.)

(glad u can't send bombs [via email])

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Dj American Psycho a.k.a Patrick Bateman put out a full length cassette that was pretty good so that's what I listen to

avid_ajaxx's picture

charlie man man was so misunderstood.

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@avid_ajaxx, hey charles manson's music is actually pretty awesome. youtube "look at your game girl".

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all he wanted to do was spread the love and scientology and take over the western world and enslave women. miss yall.

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Anon's picture

Grade A, Carles.

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22day is my authentically twenty second birfday ever in the whole wide world <3 and soo daddy brought me back an even niftier peacoat from Munich than that ....gnarly fellow(?) got and so i was just ABSOLUTELY NEEDING TO KNOW THIS VERY MOMENT: does n e 1 know a legit but approachable tailor in southern post-england preferably without having to leave the lovely isle of rhodes even??

i need this thing to hang like my sex before the weekend yallz

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WHERE DA PARTY AT?!

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john wayne gacy authentic?

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like the john and yoko album in the hospital. i am so much more authentic. than yall.

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In the mid 90's, there was a DJ of the Stockholm Drum&Bass scene named Norman Bates. Apparently it was his mother who used to call him that when he was a kid. Annoying child or loveless/hilarious mother, I don't know. Never liked the music he was playing tho. All of that soft and "atmospheric" crappy d&b which I'm dreading will come back any day now...

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i would wear a face-plate of ur skin. the soundtrack would be peter gabriel's last temptation of christ. yum.

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