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Is it still important 2 yall 2 get rid of the emos?


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I remember reading a long time ago that there was some sort of ethnic cleansing of emo kids happening in the Third World. Apparently when they are not educated, so in the 3rd World, they think that ‘trends’ are important movements. Kinda sux for kids who are getting beat up 4 no reason, but I feel like there are s000 many people on our Earth after the Chinese Olympics made China marketable. Now that ppl are moving there and they have Wal Marts, we have 2 start seriously thinking about population regulation.

There’s just not enough Sparks/PBR/Chili’s/McGriddles/Chicken Nuggles/Hands 2 tug in the world 4 all of us. Soul can’t meet body if there are too many bodies and not enough soulz.

Hopefully Barry Obama brings his radical red ideas 2 save our nation.
Has n e 1 else been a lil bit worried about Pressy Obama? He’s been doing a lot of zany stuff that I’m not sure if I want my President doing.
Did yall hear he joined the Chromeos and then did a DJ Set as “DJ HE H8 BLAQUE PRE$IDENT”?

‘u can h8 me now, but I won’t stop now.’ -Barack Obamsmith

Hope he is okay in the head… heard he’s thinking of ending it all. don’t go anywhere, Barry. Miss u already.

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12 Comments

  1. Posted November 21, 2008 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    barry obamy, we hardly knew thee…i <3 ur fancy footwork

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  2. great post!
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    still important 2 me to get rid of teh emoz. sometimes i think maybe if we kill them all, then barry obamie will still have the will to live.

    just want to get vulnerable with crls, crying naked in the pouring rain. just want 2 listen to ska and do the skanking pickle? n e thing wrong w/ that ??? !!! ???

    I’ve got pictures to prove it, if you saw them i’m sure you’d be forced to remember what we don’t have anymore – Gaspard

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    @great post!, h8 u gaspard

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  3. anon
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    prezzy obamie givin up his cell phone n0w. he is bein rly zany.

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  4. gabu
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    I haven’t seen a DRI tattoo since I was 15… “Troops of EMO Annihilation,” indeed. Splendid.

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  5. Posted November 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    I’m really not seeing many emos these days so either the surge is working or more likely they only exist in high schools then turn into entry level alts after leaving that horrible abomination we call an “education system”…. who WOULDN’T want to kill themselves if you were stuck there ALL DAY?

    I really don’t care Obama does as long as he doesn’t start any unnecessary wars or thinks he controls the other two branches of government. Go ahead… paint the white house rainbow and we can call it the althouse… go wild. Seriously what ever he does can’t be any worse than the last two terms.

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  6. old skool r34dr
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    I see personal tragedy here. This guy used to be an emo um person but now he’s “way 2 fat” so he decided to hate on the emo.

    He didn’t lose the pathetic face though.

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  7. THATCHER
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    hey anons and anonys yall should get some names and personal brands

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  8. vipster
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    MAYBE there ken be an emo rehab centre… we ken teach emokidz valuable skills needed2live a NRML lyf (whatevs that is).

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  9. no mo emo
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Are “sexy man bangs” emo?

    I just want to cut emo mullets off.

    Paisley is the new black.

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  10. h8 yall
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=19700933&albumId=2221315

    joustice re-plugged yall!

    luv havin a reason 2 live again*~*~*~

    missed u s00000000 much.

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  11. Posted November 22, 2008 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    Soul can’t meet body if there are too many bodies and not enough soulz.
    so good

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  12. Posted November 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    all about that dri tattoo

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