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Sometimes I wish I could be a blipster so I could wear a lot more ’street wear’/'gimmicky products’ without looking like a complete ALTBRO-who-is-trying-too-hard. Just wanna wear video game t-shirts that I purchased from my local Hot Topic/videoGameStore. Just wanna create lego accessories. H8 that this bro can ‘pull off’ his semi-quirky look, but m0st people would just look kinda like ‘zany-core’ fggts if they wore this.
What is the most authentic video game thingy?
a) Super Mario
b) Mario 2 (only in America)
c) Mario 3
d) Super Mario Land
e) Mario Teaches Typing
f) Dr. Mario
g) Mario 64
h) Paper Mario
i) Super Mario Kart (authentic one)
j) Mario Kart 64
k) Mario Tennis
l) Mario Gold
m) Mario Party
n) prefer Wario products
o) prefer Luigi products
j) The Mario Brothers movie starring Dennis Hopper as Bowser
k) Mario FGGT
l) violent games that never end which u can play on the internet with people u don’t know
m) Choose.Your.Own.Response
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we all that the SNES mariokart wins.
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like every other true alt i started out in the HXC scene and this reminded me of the classic Anal Cunt song “you live in a houseboat”
lyrics:
you live in a houseboat
you’re so poor it barely floats
you live in a houseboat
you’re white trash you’re fucking broke
you live in a houseboat
trailer park thinks you’re a joke
you live in a houseboat
you’re a dumb stupid fag
you live in a houseboat
your dog wears a bandana <
you live in a houseboat
you have no teeth
you live in a houseboat
you have tattoos of an anchor
you live in a houseboat
your house has a leak
you live in a houseboat
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//////////Reply by ANON
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 9:04 am
@caswell,
anal cunt are more grindcore then hardcore.
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m) Mario Brothers audio cassette I used to listen to in the car as a babyAlt
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do all blipsters live in house boats secretly so they can afford the whipsters fashion agenda?
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mario teaches typing.
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@caswell
no. a lot of us come from moneyed families too. that blipster is a disgrace though.
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@blackAlt>>>blipster, haha i kno son. lawlz @ ignorance
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videogames intrinsically suck in a way even the Authiest of All AuthAlts cannot rehab by associating with them
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 5:17 am
@siobahn, Interesting…. but how do you explain blipcore?
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Remember “Mario is Missing”?
the ‘edu-tainment’ game in which you played as luigi and answered geography questions to find mario?
yeah, it sucked.
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//////////Reply by ANON
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
@Lukas,
fuck, iv got that under my bed somewhere, that game sucked.
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
@Lukas,
r u like rlly into history or soemthing? b/c thats like was like a billion blog years ago! hahahahah
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XoX00X00)))00000OOOOO his heart shaped lego pin!
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@vipster,
+lego belt
+lego key chain
does aligning your p-brand with lego make you more authentic/zany/a guy who just likes to have fun?
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//////////Reply by vipster
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
@THATCHER, yes T0T3s. Lego-cessories align you w/ the jenga cult (jus want 2 tuggle @ blocks, yall) and the twistah gang (jus want 2 touch yr red, yellow, gr33n, n blu ‘hot’ spots)
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mario kart for sure. rainbow road!!!
but my fave alt-v-game is tetris and all the youtube cover song videos it inspired.
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b) Mario 2, no doubt. SMB2 was trppy
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Mario 64 emulator on my mac book lappy
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x) Mirror’s Edge — its new this year and is s000 alt. plot premise: you play a high-jumping AZN with an eye tatt that is t0000 alt for her mainstream society and therefore must jump around rooftops of her zany bleach-white and neon city, occasionally posing on high construction sites for the camera to circle her and play meaningful-core music. also Mirror’s Edge = blow reference. pretty alt if you ask me, but…
is it not alt to like a video game released after 2k___? even if its title sounds like something to do blow off if I forgot my iPhone mini?
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@ben,
that game looks pretty dope. I wish i owned a popular gaming system :o/
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//////////Reply by Qarl
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
that game is desprtly MNSTRM tryin 2 b alt guys come on lets not joke about this
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Chrlz,
Pitchfork is taking the day off because of the election. Should I end my life because of the election? Should I not tug because of the election? Please create a post about what I should not do on election day.
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seerrsly this iz sew obv 2 mi.>>
BLIPs or THUGs or whatever scene that black kids try to represent they can always pull off the more “ridiculous, if i was white it’d be ghey clothes” +blips are more trendy than tru-alts. sprekin of
a true alt tugs off a girl and is such a bad ass alt that he just leaves b5 he nuts. ‘later’
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 5:21 am
@glamrockonabudget, what is this “ghey” you speak of? Real alts are bi.
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
@anony, everyone knows only lady-like alts can be BI. if uran altbro/bag and you like both sides of the fence, im sorry you’re still ghey. the ladys dont rlly have to anything out of the ordinary(yaknow licalilpuSS) but a bro? well bros gotta do some FGGTshit.
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//////////Reply by I H8 Hipsters
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 1:58 am
@glamrockonabudget, ur not a tru-alt,just a mainstreamer fggt,a tru-alt would never proclaim his/prince/her self as one. h8 u
(prince=male nor female)
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//////////Reply by slutsw/butts
//////////Posted January 6th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
its a gmmck fgg. you know coming up with the most extreme cases for each scenario. my scene was, some guy pleases a dyke, shes expecting to put it some work but he just zips up and leaves. how is that not being part of something greater than ourselves? and srsly iem a mnstrmrFGGT, the wrst kind. are korn cmmnts any good?
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Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is the most alt video game of al(t)l time. <3 his Ugg boots and progressive, green jumpsuit/skirt.
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
@Gaspard, its a tunic FGGT
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I think Zelda: Ocarina of time for the 64
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Mario FGGT. And yes, plz get a bandana 4 yr dog.
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the fggt on bttm looks liek Q-TIP
‘uh its a blipster thing uh’
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ps
gheyer thn EVR herehttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qjpwnPW4c1o/SQ27zkLEPRI/AAAAAAAAESM/q3YJ0tEJRXk/s1600-h/KW5Web.jpg
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super smash bros ftwww
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M. That ET game they buried out in New Mexico or something. The ALTest game alive. Wonder if anyone will ever find all those copies buried beneath all that sand.
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carles,
stop posting stupid shit for a day and go vote.
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mario kart is for bros to sit down with each other and drink a few brewskis while they have ultra epic/meaningful races that they will talk about later on the drive to the show venue.
everyone knows killer 7 the most alt game ever.
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n: TEKKEN – THE KING OF THE IRON FIST TOURNEY
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lawl at the krink in his pocket.
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m) Super Mario RPG
Geno is as alt as they come.
http://img.verycd.com/posts/0508/post-275972-1124120141.jpg
(blue guy on the right)
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I accidentally a whole mario kart.
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most authentic videogame is peach gives mario a tug
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Those lego acessories are from Marc Jacobs.
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snes mariokart
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The original Mario Cart no doubt! Bring back that NES shit!
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The original Mario Cart definitely! Bring back NES!
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brodo baggins.
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So now that black is the new white and totally in now do you think michael jackson is going to go retro?
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m) GALAGA
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lulz… i smoked that fewl out.
and legos rewl.
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ummmmm EASILY Mario Teaches Typing.
Because Irony + Irony = authenticity
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super mario RPG: legend of the seven stars ALT
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haha the guy who posts these blogs has no fucking life… he is the one we should be making fun of.
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